Latest World of Warcraft Expansion Blocked In China 165
The Opposable Thumbs blog reports that World of Warcraft's most recent expansion, Wrath of the Lich King, is not being allowed into the Chinese market. The Escapist brings further details, saying, "According to an insider, two specific shortcomings included the presence of skeleton characters and a 'city raid.' Nor did the submitted version contain the starting area for the game's new Death Knight class." The Chinese version of World of Warcraft has been modified in the past to remove skeletons and zombies.
WTF? (Score:5, Funny)
WTF? So what did they replace the whole plaguelands, undercity, Tirisfal, and Silverpine with? Evil Tibetans? ;)
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If we combine chinese and US censorship, will there be anything left?
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If we combine chinese and US censorship, will there be anything left?
There goes my concept of a game with devil worshiping big breasted skeletons... Back to the drawing board.
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There goes my concept of a game with devil worshiping big breasted skeletons... Back to the drawing board.
I know you've probably never felt any breasts (this being slashdot and all), but to the best of my knowledge they don't have bones.
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There goes my concept of a game with devil worshiping big breasted skeletons... Back to the drawing board.
I know you've probably never felt any breasts (this being slashdot and all), but to the best of my knowledge they don't have bones.
Given my target customers, you can trust me, this is completely irrelevant.
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/silly on a female undead character, cycle through till you get your answer.
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To entertain the curiosity of us who do not play WoW, what is it?
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"Yes, they are real. They are not mine, but they are real."
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Taxes.
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Probably Jonas Brothers.
If I were a young girl I'd probably feel a tingle in my "giney."
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Only if they wear white (Score:2)
Only if they wear white ;)
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M = Halo GTA RE Gears Bioshock Resistance, etc, etc.
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Aside from being wrong about M rated games, op's assumption about AO rating killing a game's sales is correct. Walmart's retail pull in the US is enormous. An AO game would still find buyers, but not enough to be a super hit, unless it gets a un
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I think the definition of "nudity" varies though. In particular, IIRC a woman with her chest exposed is not considered to be "nude" in many parts of Europe. In the US, she most certainly will be, and will almost certainly be arrested. Now, past that point there actually has been some *legal* precedent set that since men can bare their breasts in public that women can too, but that generally doesn't reflect the *cultural* views of society.
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Methinks you have the wrong idea about Europe.
While it is true that in some countries you can see naked women (as in, bare breasts, not genitalia) in advertising in broad daylight and afternoon tv, I've yet to see anyone with their tits out in public, and I've been basically everywhere in Europe. I'm no lawyer, but I think it's illegal everywhere here.
Exception made to the fore-mentioned nude beaches and parks.
Basically, restirctions to nudity are more relaxed here than in the US, but they still exist. On t
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I'd say all beaches in Europe are topless beaches, but I'm not sure if you can drop everything. Maybe you can do it, but at least it's not common where I've been.
There are nudist beaches, though, where you *must* be nude. Usually they are on less populated areas of a normal beach, but I've never seen any clear frontiers between the two.
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Though I must say that if I had to choose between blood and tits, I'd rather take the second :-)
I'm from Hallmark, a leading world-wide manufacturer of greeting cards. Could I speak to you about perhaps doing some copywriting for our Valentine's Day collection?
Re:WTF? (Score:4, Funny)
Sure man. I'm a veritable fountain of romantic sayings.
Here's another freebie: If I had to choose between yogurt and tits, I'd take the second.
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I'm *quite* ashamed to admit that I laughed at that one even harder than your original post.
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> While it is true that in some countries you can see naked women (as in, bare breasts, not genitalia) in advertising in broad daylight and afternoon tv, I've yet to see anyone
> with their tits out in public, and I've been basically everywhere in Europe.
That's probably because you've been there in Winter. It's not fun to walk around bare breasted through the snow. Come back in summer, and visit any recreational areas (parks / lakesides etc.).
I guess if you'd walk around (half) naked at a shopping mile
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Uh. Where?
I know that in Portugal and Germany the law forbids it with exceptions in some places (beaches and some parks).
That includes topless men, btw.
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That includes topless men, btw.
That I do find odd. In the US a male not wearing his shirt is not really seen as nudity at all. It's a bit unclassy to walk around in certain areas with your shirt off (and many stores will refuse you service and/or entry if you don't have a shirt or shoes on, though that's a privately enforced thing), it's never something that would be codified into law. Particularly down south, in the summer it gets up past 100 degrees easily. A lot of the outdoor workers in things like construction, lawn care and the
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Must feel sort of uncomfortable there, with the lakes etc. slowly starting to boil and vaporize during midday, as the temperature goes past 100 degrees. So far I thought 42 degrees in southern Spain were really hot...
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Your 42 * 9/5 + 32 = 107.6, which is a bit higher than the op was talking about.
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This is for Portugal, because it's where I know the law better. There, the law states that in public you must be minimally dressed. I don't know what exactly "minimally" means, but I know it includes a shirt of some kind.
As I said before, there are exceptions for places such as beaches and the areas around them, and probably some sport venues.
Basically the law exists because the country has such a nice weather, which can also become quite hot during the summer, that otherwise men would be walking around the
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English Garden in Munich == nude park.
Try doing it in other parks in Munich if you don't believe me (or even in diferent areas of the english garden, which is huge).
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Cheaper, but I'd argue that they're more scary that way too. Depending on just how "different" they can make them look though. Still, that woman in the kitchen on Sixth Sense was certainly more scary than some walking skeleton a la "Jason and the Argonauts".
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> The Chinese are a bit weird about death.
Denial doesn't make it go away.
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How can you even understand Life if you don't even understand what happens after Death?
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Wait, so you can't die in the chinese version of the game?
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Shameful? (Score:2)
Erm... of all the things I could think of to associate death with, "shameful" seems... illogical to the extreme.
"Shame" implies some sort of breaking some morals, and it makes no sense to have morals against something inevitable. You can have morals against, say, streaking, because that's something you can avoid doing. You can't have morals against something that will happen sooner or later to everyone, and has happened to a bunch of everyone's relatives anyway.
Basically contrast:
A) "We're ashamed of cousin
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The latter makes no sense to me.
A lot of it doesn't. My wife told me about a female relative in Malaysia who died. Her husband left their child with her relatives, disappeared and never returned. And that is expected behavior.
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just speculating but maybe someone dying in your family reflects badly on your family, e.g. you must have done something wrong to receive a punishment, or perhaps you didnt look after the person, or even perhaps you are a bad luck family.
if any of those were true then shame would be a logical response
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interesting contrast to the south American 'death festivals' isn't it?
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WTF? So what did they replace the whole plaguelands, undercity, Tirisfal, and Silverpine with? Evil Tibetans? ;)
Riiiiight. So "Chinese Ghost Story" is okay, ergo people getting "biblical" with ghosts and lots of "long time" moments, but a game where you can run about as a smash-guitar-rockband skeleton is off limits?
I think it's all about the raiding of cities personally. We can't give the plebs these fanciful ideas that if enough tards get together, they can go zerg a nearby town they don't like. Oh no, we can't give them that idea.
Anonymous Coward (Score:3, Informative)
Read the article...
"Chinese players of World of Warcraft, a hugely popular online role-playing game, have expressed outrage after their 'undead skeleton' characters were suddenly clad in new flesh, apparently in order to comply with a secret government ban on bare bones."
Rule 34 on zombies? (Score:1, Troll)
OUTRAGE over the loss of naked skeletons in the game? Is this some new expansion of rule 34 beyond the grave?
This is it... (Score:5, Funny)
The one liberty that they shouldn't have messed with.
There will be a real life city raid (bloody revolution in Beijing), and China will be a democracy by May.
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want their citizens driving tanks which is something you can do in WOW now. Let alone tanks in a square running over other people.
That is to be reserved for the Loyal People's Soldier and Responsible Government Employees.
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There will be a real life city raid (bloody revolution in Beijing), and China will be a democracy by May.
Never happen. Gold farmers can't go into the sunlight, they'll burst into flames.
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There will be a real life city raid (bloody revolution in Beijing)
Everyone knows you won't have a succesful raid without tanks [wikipedia.org].
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The one liberty that they shouldn't have messed with. There will be a real life city raid (bloody revolution in Beijing), and China will be a democracy by May.
George Dubbya, is that you? Have we found oil deposits in China?
Reminds me of my childhood (Score:5, Interesting)
I am a Chinese. When I was young (~1988), at one time they banned a very popular TV series from Hongkong because, rumor had it, there were skeletons in it.
The funny thing was it wasn't even the first time it was aired on TV. It had been broadcasted nationwide many years ago already.
Anyway, there are always a lot of stupid people in the government. Not news anymore.
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What exactly is the problem with skeletons?
I'm guessing it's something to do with superstition of ancestor worship.
Fear not! Skeletons would make lousy human rights campaigners. Their lack of skeletal muscle...or actually any muscle renders their opposable thumbs useless.
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What exactly is the problem with skeletons?
It is a problem with death generally. Its a bit like in western culture there are things people prefer not to discuss in polite company like what you do in the toilet but in other cultures people are more open.
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there are things people prefer not to discuss in polite company like what you do in the toilet
Things you do in the toilet? Like read the paper while having a crafty cigarette? What's so offensive about that?
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It is a problem with death generally. Its a bit like in western culture there are things people prefer not to discuss in polite company like what you do in the toilet but in other cultures people are more open.
I dunno about Europe and Canada, but in US culture we do talk about what we do in the toilet in polite company.
But seriously.... Is there a goth scene in China? And I really understand why the Japanese freak the Chinese out since the majority of the modern and historical culture is based around spirit
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See, this is why you never get invited to dinner parties.
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Now is this a social thing or a government policy thing? Cause, you know, thinking about death and what happens afterward leads some people to religion.
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What exactly is the problem with skeletons?
It is a problem with death generally. Its a bit like in western culture there are things people prefer not to discuss in polite company like what you do in the toilet but in other cultures people are more open.
What exactly do you mean by "do in the toilet"? We are pretty open about taking a piss, hanging a shit or choking the chicken. Is there something I am missing?
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Great! (Score:4, Funny)
Now my gold will be much more valuable in the future.
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This is the least of your problems. (Score:4, Funny)
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A small nipple? a small female nipple that was seen in 4 video frames and which those you are "protecting" have been touching and sucking daily ?
THIS is what you are going to worry about?
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As someone who has, in the interests of science only I might add, studied those 4 frames you mention quite intensely for hours and hours and hours on end, I can officially state that was not a "small nipple."
Based on my extensive measurements, it is soundly in the upper 84th percentile of the "humongous" category. Sadly, it doesn't quite reach the rarafied heights of "gargantuan" (except possibly on my 60" TV), but she isn't hungarian either so that wasn't to be expected.
In the future please leave the classification of nipple sizes to qualified experts. It is already hard enough for the average layman to get back the results he wants from Google when searching between "large," "big," "huge," "giant," "GIANT," "humongous," and the aforementioned "gargantuan" without you hacks muddying these oft-motorboated waters with your slipshod appraisals.
If you are so inclined, I do have quite a few reference documents (867 gigs) that will help you with your future attempts at nipple classification. Alas, the accompanying certification classes have been cancelled due to lack of attendance. For some reason no one shows up after the first day when we distribute the resource materials.
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And so the american media censor themselve to avoid being punished after some redneck gets upset.
What is the difference?
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The FCC defines a lot of censorship rules outside of self-censorship. There IS government involvement on that front. Still, at least we (mostly) confine our censorship to public airwaves. For the most part, beyond those if it's a seperate medium (DVD's, cable TV, etc) it's all self-imposed or uncensored.
Lobbying at work, not censorship. (Score:5, Interesting)
WOW has dominated the Chinese MMORPG market for years and currently all the OTHER MMORPG companies are spending big fortunes on lobbying (aka bribing) the "department of (anti-)culture" to delay WLK as much as they can. They know that WOW will eat their lunch with the new expansion pack and one more day delay of WLK's debut means gain in millions for them.
So as any corrupt agency will do, the DOC is busy inventing ridiculous reasons to deny clearance for the game. "Oh noes! References like the Massacre of Stratholme are so harmful for the helpless minds of our young people! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!1!".
I don't think Nineth City (agent for WOW mainland) has much chance in this "9C vs Everyone Else" war. By the way, almost all my WOWer friends have quit playing and those who are really into that game (shame on them) have switched to servers in Taiwan anyway.
Oh yeah I am Chinese. No penis jokes please.
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I can't resist quoting this after seeing your user name
I'M CHINESE (Score:3, Funny)
i'm chinese
son of a bitch skeleton
skeleton is pig
do you want rotten flesh?
do you want no eyeballs?
skeleton is pig disgusting
zombie is an evil
FUCKING SKELETON!
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Burma Shave
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Mod +5 Funny.
Man, I just had a vision of driving along and seeing these phrases pop up one after the other to advertize Burma Shave. Shaking with mirth and getting some weird glances. Good work !
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Like on the original disc? Running the risk of sounding like a jerk but when was the last time that bothered anyone in China? Don't you just have to install WLK from "somewhere" and you can play? This move is only bad for Acti-Blizzard not really for Chinese WoW players I'd guess.
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More than likely the great firewall of china will block you from connecting to a non-chinese server. That or (more likely) the version of WoW chinese players get has been modified so that you cant use non-chinese versions of expansion packs with it or connect to non-chinese servers.
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confused (Score:5, Funny)
i saw chinese ghost story [imdb.com] recently and there was a scene where clearly rotting corpses were trying to drag the main character into the cellar
there was even a transvestite tree spirit pimp of dead ghost whores
so no skeletons... but transvestite tree spirit pimp of dead ghost whores is ok?
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What, you've never seen Tootsie?
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You probably need someone with more awareness of Chinese history and Asian cinema than I have to be able to accurately explain this, but I'll give it a shot. That movie, according to IMDB, was made in 1987. Hong Kong reverted back to China in 1997. So, it's possible that Hong Kong, when not under the control of China, was a bit more open regarding censorship.
This is purely anecdotal, but I seem to remember reading articles about people in the Hong Kong movie industry wondering what would happen after t
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Don't know about you, but he/she would terrify me a lot more than a walking pile of bones if I saw that wooden tongue coming my way. It's dark - you might get buggered and then eaten by a grue.
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Skelingtons (Score:2)
Someone should e-mail in to Steve Wright In The Afternoon [wikipedia.org] to tell him about this 'factoid'. See if he'll call them "Skelingtons".
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The game delayed
The Chinese silenced
The Blood Elves bowed
The Gnomes didn't mine
The Mainland was still
And the government hath said
The game shall be delayed
The Night Elves wept
And the world once again
Fell to it's knees.
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