from the toothpicks-for-eyelids dept.
blair1q writes "In a marathon 3-1/2 day session, John McAllister, of Portland, Oregon, has broken the 27-year-old high score for Asteroids, set in 1982 by Scott Safran. The attempt was broadcast via webcam."
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberrys!"
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail