from the two-more-years-of-stagnant-graphics dept.
jfruhlinger writes "Gamers who have grown bored with the current generation of game hardware will have to sit tight a bit longer. Word on the street has it that the next PlayStation won't be ready until 2014, and the next Xbox won't appear until Christmas 2013 at the earliest."
"Floggings will continue until morale improves."
-- anonymous flyer being distributed at Exxon USA