

Magic: the Gathering Is Turing Complete 135
TsukiKage writes "A 50-card M:tG combo for four players is demonstrated that is used to construct a simple Turing machine, performing arbitrary computations just by following the rules of Magic and card text thereafter."
I see... (Score:5, Funny)
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Finally! (Score:5, Funny)
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There is a group of guys at my workplace who do it every day on their lunch hour.
And not a one of them would understand this story
Or how to make a baby.
Re:News for nerds (Score:5, Funny)
There is a group of guys at my workplace who do it every day on their lunch hour. And not a one of them would understand this story
Or how to make a baby.
make baby
As you can see above, baby making is not hard. Even the deployment, painful as it is, is an one-off per child.
What should worry anyone is: keeping input feed at right levels and correlated with "running"/"longjump"-ing/whatever, anti-malware protection, constant patching (as in: a new iGadget to keep in sync with the other "daemons" in the scho... err... system) and all other maintenance activities.
These letting aside no possible way of hardware upgrades for the tens of years of lifetime and not manufacturer warranty from the very first day.
Re:News for nerds (Score:4, Funny)
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make baby
When you figure out how to make -j4 baby, I'll be impressed. (Hell, that didn't even use to work with the Linux kernel!)
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apt-get a-life
Only on Slashdot.
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apt-get? Surely the proper way to make babby is:
$ man woman
$ nice date
$ touch woman
$ partprobe
$ fsck
$ sleep 23241600
$ emerge baby
This is a less bloated script (Score:1)
quote | write woman ttyear1
touch woman
finger woman
mount woman
init 1
It is not perfect though; overuse may lead to resource depletion and/or dependency hell.
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Obviously you forgot to fork.
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i think you need to run "mount" on "girlfriend" or "wife" first. and if you don't know where they are you may have to run "find" before that.
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Just in case this is someone I know (as I am one of a group of guys who play Magic - and Munchkin and Dominion and Settlers of Cataan - at lunchtime at work), I do understand this story :)
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When Linux runs on Dungeons & Dragons, THEN you'll see a truly cosmic nerdgasm; a sight to behold......okay, maybe not.
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Linux runs on Dungeons & Dragons
Hey, DM, can my time-traveling iron golem be running Linux?
Do people not understand that traditional RPGs have an open format which allows you to do anything you can think of? Are people so stuck in their box that if it's not in the rulebook/list of buttons/daily powers that the action is impossible? This is the reason I play D&D in an age of ubiquitous computing and limitless processing. No amount of rules can cover the breadth of a human's imagination.
Such vitriol for M:TG in these early comments (Score:5, Insightful)
Like we /.ers are to talk about nerds or geekiness. Half of us would install a toaster in our cars just so we could have a toaster to install linux on while stuck in traffic. Yeesh.
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You should have moved on to V:TES (or Jyhad, as the old time players still call it). It was Garfield's second game, which he explicitly designed from the ground up as multiplayer instead of 1 on 1.
A) Card rarity is linked to how many copies you'd likely want in your deck, regardless of the strength of the card (and there are no card limits).
B) As a less mechanistic and more social game by its nature, it's quite conducive to drinking while playing, on many levels.
Re:Such vitriol for M:TG in these early comments (Score:5, Informative)
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The last two years have actually seen a resurgence of poison counters. Starting with the 2010 Fall Block of Scars of Mirrodin and the follow up expansion New Phyrexia in 2011 they combined the Poison and Wither mechanics together to create the Infect mechanic. Anyone that was discouraged by poison before would probably not be to happy with it more recently.
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No, the main reason is that they want to sell more cards. It's also a real bitch playtesting many different revisions of cards. I personally quit playing a bit after 4th edition came out. In those days the game would be very complicated if you were still using Alpha Beta and or Unlimited cards as you'd have classes of cards that no longer existed. I think the one that pop to mind were the mono artifiacts.
Some of the counters were kind of cool, I liked Goblin Warrens, but IIRC it had issues with balance and
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So you made MTG into a drinking game as well?
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MTG deserves vitriol, not because it's geeky, but because it's a money sink. Why spend a lot of money buying deck after deck when you can buy one RPG rule book and play indefinitely?
If you want to play cards, we can play bridge or euchre, or hearts or spades, or bullshit. I'll even buy a special deck so we can play Uno. But what I won't do is buy deck after deck looking for the cards that give me an advantage. That's what's objectionable about MTG.
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...install a toaster in our cars just so we could have a toaster to install linux on while stuck in traffic.
Genius! ... back in a minute... I've just got to go, umm, buy something...
Amazing (Score:5, Insightful)
Speaking of, what the hell happened to the motto? When did that happen?
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Now this is truly "News for Nerds"
Too bad it fails at the "stuff that matters" part. (Just being snarky. I find the article interesting actually.)
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This is very definitely olds for nerds. But then you didn't read the article, so you didn't see the date.
My thoughts... (Score:5, Interesting)
My thoughts in order:
- Have I got the cards to do this?
- What cards could I substitute to achieve the same thing?
- Could I optimize or simplify this and reduce the number of required cards?
- Do *really* I want to sit down and figure this out?
- Could I simulate this in one of the many (open source) mtg cardgame engines?
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So make a Turing computer that acts as a Minecraft server, then emulate a 32-bit CPU on Minecraft on M:TG, then run Linux on Minecraft on M:TG...
Re:My thoughts... (Score:4, Funny)
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...and what is the computational impact of using Mythics vs Rares?
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The construction predates Mythics, so there may be some new cards which allow it to be optimised.
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It would be nice if their explanation actually made sense, if you wanted to do this.
Specifically, this
We use Skirk Drill Sergeant to cause the Chancellor of the Spires to repeatedly enter the battlefield, and Wheel of Sun and Moon to put it back into Denzil's library. No special tricks need to be done to get the Time and Tide card back where we want it, as the Chancellor lets the instant go back into Bob's graveyard when it resolves.
...makes no sense. Skirk drill sergeant doesnt apply to chancellor (a sphinx), and even if it did, it doesnt help you cast it over and over and over. It just helps you get it out of your library once the drill sergeant dies, assuming you modify the text to apply to sphinxes.
That whole setup seems to make no sense whatsoever.
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You have to actually read the explanation. They're manipulating cards' text with the cards "Artificial Evolution" and "Mind Bend", and then using the drill sergeant to pull the chancellor from the deck. He then dies to a combination of the ghouls + aether flash, and gets wheeled back into the library.
Seriously, this is all in the "How it works" part of the explanation, and it does make sense. It's not something that could ever come close to happening in a normal game, but it obeys the rules if the situat
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What I want to know is if you could actually get this combo off in a game. Even with all four players colluding, I think it would be difficult. Manipulating the Chancellor of Spires to the top of the Library would be one of the more difficult aspects. I wonder if you'd need any other cards they didn't include to make it a "playable combo" (e.g. Library of Leng to increase hand size).
Legend unique in play (Score:1)
1) "...following the rules of Magic"
2) "At any time, three Teysas are in play"
Back when Legends were originally released, you could only have one Legend card in play at a time. If another player summoned them, the previous Legend card had to be destroyed. Has that rule changed?
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They have that covered with Mirror Gallery, which eliminates the Legend Rule while in play.
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so you can destroy an opposing legend by playing your own copy? is that intentional?
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yeah, that's how i remember it being back when i played very briefly (revised). however, i agree with the argument for balance.
i just now looked back at magic for the first time in ages... weird. no more mana burn.
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Yes, and in fact, it makes for lots of lulz when you play a clone for 4 mana, and end up with the only copy of a specific legend. Alternatively, have a vesuvan doppleganger out, and if they ever play a legend you can just copy it at the start of your upkeep.
Clone / Doppleganger / Licid decks are so much fun....
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what he was saying is, you copy the opponent's legend with the blue "Clone" card, and then play your own legend to destroy the opponent's original.
not very efficient, but it's good for lulz.
I hope it was just for fun... (Score:1)
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"Not quite. You also need wires to connect the NANDs together, and those wires must be capable of fanout, so really, it's NAND gates + wires + wire junctions."
Well, that's true. The gates need a way to communicate with each other. But in most cases the "wires" are a trivial matter. In Conway's "Life", information transfer took the form of "gliders" that could travel from "gate" to "gate".
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What he means is that he has cards with effects like "Change the text of target card from a to b..." When he uses one of those compeltely legal cards, he refers to it as hacked. So he is using proper legal rules.
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he refers to it as hacked.
It's nice to know that the slang from the original card from Alpha/Beta/Revised ("Magical Hack") survives.
Recursive (Score:5, Funny)
Given sufficient time and mana, we could simulate a game of Magic within a game of Magic!
Vaguely related [geekosystem.com]
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Somehow I feel like that would run into a brick wall because of some of the built in golden rules of magic which cannot be altered or violated.
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http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=780 [wizards.com]
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=74312 [wizards.com]
Yo dawg...
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Screwed up the first link, should have been:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=980 [wizards.com]
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Due credit (Score:2)
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Clarke was right (Score:5, Funny)
Any sufficiently advanced technologyis indistinguishable from Magic.
If you make enough changes (Score:2)
you can make Turing complete also Yu-Gi-Ho, Scopa [wikipedia.org] and even Monopoly.
Anyway, next week I'll demonstrate that SlashDot is Turing complete and NP-hard at the same time.
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Read the article again - while the situation is contrived (a bunch of players aren't likely to ever accidentally create a Turing Maching during a Magic game), they are following all the rules of the game - no external cheats required.
Pretty sure you're not going to pull that off in Monopoly.
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... is it ok for you to slightly change the meaning of a few cards just to accommodate the experiment?
If so, also Monopoly will be OK. More or less.
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... is it ok for you to slightly change the meaning of a few cards just to accommodate the experiment?
I think you're missing the part where they're "slightly chang[ing] the meaning of a few cards" via actual Magic cards.
The next logical step: (Score:2)
Use a MTG Turing Machine to create a computer running Minecraft, then use that implementation of Minecraft to create a MTG Turing Machine simulator.
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Solves a Fundamental Problem in CompSci (Score:3)
It gets better! Because the behavior of the underlying hardware in a Turing machine is considered axiomatic and unfailing, the following M:tG CR sections:
104.4b If a game that’s not using the limited range of influence option (including a two-player game) somehow enters a “loop” of mandatory actions, repeating a sequence of events with no way to stop, the game is a draw. Loops that contain an optional action don’t result in a draw.
716.1b Occasionally the game gets into a state in which a set of actions could be repeated indefinitely (thus creating a “loop”). In that case, the shortcut rules can be used to determine how many times those actions are repeated without having to actually perform them, and how the loop is broken.
716.3 Sometimes a loop can be fragmented, meaning that each player involved in the loop performs an independent action that results in the same game state being reached multiple times. If that happens, the active player (or, if the active player is not involved in the loop, the first player in turn order who is involved) must then make a different game choice so the loop does not continue.
mean that this M:tG Turing machine solves the halting problem! The consequences of the fact that, without the halting problem, a Turing machine would never have been described are left as an exercise for the reader.
Re:Slashdot is for fucking losers. (Score:5, Funny)
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Since you're also posting, I guess that means it took one to know one, and my reply here at Slashdot does only to confirm the validity of my accusation.
Re:Magic? (Score:4, Funny)
Who in their right mind would play such obvious trash?
Surprisingly, lots of people.
People pull knifes on each other over Magic in my hood.
Re:Perfect example of MtG players... (Score:5, Funny)
This guy didn't just earn his nerd card, he earned a nerd obelisk in his front yard.
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This guy didn't just earn his nerd card, he earned a nerd obelisk in his front yard.
That sounds like it could be flavor text on a magic card . .
Re:Not so sure. (Score:4, Informative)
There *îs* a card for changing the colors in the text, and the guy's using it (and a second one to change creature type). The card modification is thus done according to the rules.
In fact, almost any magic effect in MtG is a change in the initial rules, so that's Magic for you
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That makes me want to see the game "Mornington Crescent: The Gathering".
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It's not fair that Minecraft gets all the geek love. And in-game programming devices.
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Dwarf Fortress did it first.
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Brilliant people doing useless things.
But enough about chess.
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I don't know about you, but today I feel powerful.
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Web design, geeks suck at it
OMG you sound like my web design teacher. Is that you? Shed fail you if the colors clashed.
Good - I don't want to be blinded when I view a website.
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I see what you did there.
Are you immune to chromostereopsis [wikipedia.org]? I know I'm not.
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