Minecraft Movie To Compete With Avengers and Star Wars In 2019 (polygon.com) 91
An anonymous reader writes: Warner Bros. announced today that it will be releasing its upcoming Minecraft movie on May 25, 2019, if all things go according to plan. It will be competing directly with Lucasfilm's Star Wars: Episode IX film, which will be released the same weekend, only a few weeks after Marvel's Infinity War film. The Minecraft movie has already faced some problems. The film's original director, Shawn Levy, left the project in 2014 after his Goonies-inspired movie idea was rejected by Warner Bros. executives. Mojang announced a new director for the movie last July -- Rob McElhenney, star of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The movie is likely to be a hit at the box office as the game has a massive following. Earlier this month, Mojang announced the game passed 100 million sales across all platforms, including PC, Mac, consoles and mobile.
compete? (Score:3)
pretty cool movie (Score:2)
you can find previews on youtube. It's just some guy playing minecraft, and just talking. The person just needs to be a few years older than the target teenage audience to have to right level of language cool factor. ... or ...
the alternative movie is a legos movie, substituting lego blocks with minecraft blockiness.
Especially cool would be combining lego blocks morphed to minecraft blockiness and some-guy-talking. This is sure to be an instant hit, and a worthy competitor to Star Wars.
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If they release on the same weekend they'll be competing for $$$. If I had to choose between Starwars and Minecraft I would probably still go and see Starwars [regardless of the recent emo character shift ;)]. Imagine how poorly the Warcraft movie would have done if it had to compete against ... the new Avatar movie in China ;)
Off-Topic: I'm would pay to see a new Goonies movie :)
That is what I doubt, I simply can't believe the market overlap between these is so significant that they are going to be going head to head for $,
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That new Independence Day movie any good?
I hope you step on a block (Score:1)
Everything is awful
Everything sucks when you're part of a team
Everything is awful when it's written in java
Everything is worse when we stick together
Side by side, you and I gonna lose forever, let's party forever
We're the same, I'm like you, you're like me, we're all working in disharmony
Everything is awful
Everything is sucks when you're part of a team
Everything is awful when it's written in java
3, 2, 1. Go
Have you heard the news, everyone's talking
Life is sucks 'cause everything's awful
Lost my job, it's a new opportunity
More free time for my awful community
I feel more awful than an awful possum
Dip my body in chocolate frostin'
Three years later, wash off the frostin
' Smellin' like a blossom, everything is awful
Stepped in mud, got new brown shoes
It's awful to win, and it's awful to lose (it's awful to lose)
Everything is worse when we stick together
Side by side, you and I, gonna lose forever, let's party forever
We're the same, I'm like you, you're like me, we're all working in disharmony
Everything is awful
Everything is sucks when you're part of a team
Everything is awful when it's written in java
Blue skies, bouncy springs
We just crafted two awful things
A Nobel prize, a piece of string
You know what's awful? EVERYTHING!
What do we get when we combine these things?:
Dogs with fleas, allergies,
A book of Greek antiquities
Brand new pants, a very old vest
awful items are the best
Trees, creepers, clogs
They're awful
Rocks, blocks, and socks
They're awful
Figs, and jigs, and twigs
That's awful
Everything you see, or think, or say
Is awful
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Everything is cool when you're part of a team
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Likely to be a hit? (Score:4, Insightful)
If anything, movies about really popular game franchises are generally the ones that bomb the hardest, given those kind of games are centered on their gameplay rather than story, which puts the director, writer etc.. in a really bad pickle, and we end with things like Super mario the movie.
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Okay, how do you make a good minecraft movie?
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First of all you need a director with a lot of experience of making movies based on computer games.
Uwe Boll?
Re: Likely to be a hit? (Score:2)
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Games vs. Movies (Score:4, Insightful)
How many good movies can you name that were styled after a game? A few (and a metric ton of crappy ones).
How many good movies can you name that were styled after a sandbox game? Umm... erh ... well...
Folks, movies and games are different media. For good reasons. Have you ever watched someone play Minecraft (for other reasons than to learn how to do something new in Minecraft)? That's even more boring than watching someone fish.
For the same reasons I don't get "e-sports" by the way. Playing a shooter is fun. But why the fuck would I want to watch someone do it?
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Have you ever watched someone play Minecraft?
Yes. Some people stage passable comedy and drama that way, making fun of movies and what not.
For the same reasons I don't get "e-sports" by the way. Playing a shooter is fun. But why the fuck would I want to watch someone do it?
I feel the same way about football.
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I tried to avoid starting minecraft by watching "Survive & Thrive". It was a really fun 12ish hours before I couldn't resist and bought the game (for pennies). And proceeded to disappear into it as I feared for at least 2 years (and 300-400 hours of play time).
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Actually there are some pretty good Let's Play's on Youtube around Minecraft. Some of them get millions of views and the quality of the video is pretty good (sound/editing). It's not everyone's thing, but what is?
Can't think of any (Score:2)
How many good movies can you name that were styled after a game?
The only one I can think of that was even halfway decent was Clue. Otherwise I'm drawing a blank. I can think of a few decent games that were styled after a movie but pretty much nothing the other way around. In fact a video game (or tv show) being turned into a movie seems to be a reliable indicate that that property has jumped the shark.
For the same reasons I don't get "e-sports" by the way. Playing a shooter is fun. But why the fuck would I want to watch someone do it?
Same reason you would want to watch an NBA or NFL or Premier League game. You find it entertaining. Different people are entertained by different things. Personally
Wreck It Ralph wasn't a game before it was a movie (Score:2)
Wreck It Ralph was not a movie designed from a game. It referenced various games and it was based on a fictional game but there was no Wreck It Ralph game in the real world that existed prior to the movie. QED it doesn't count for purposes of this discussion.
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Have you ever watched someone play Minecraft (for other reasons than to learn how to do something new in Minecraft)? That's even more boring than watching someone fish.
For the same reasons I don't get "e-sports" by the way. Playing a shooter is fun. But why the fuck would I want to watch someone do it?
Just because you aren't the target demographic doesn't mean the demographic doesn't exist. The popularity of Youtube videos of people playing Minecraft shows the demographic exists and isn't small. I suspect the people who will really enjoy this movie are probably the kids who grew up with Minecraft that are still teenagers or younger.
My favorite is the clip of kids watching a youtube video of people playing Minecraft while they were texting their friends and had the TV on with the sound off.
Re:Games vs. Movies (Score:4, Informative)
How many good movies can you name that were styled after a sandbox game? Umm... erh ... well...
The Lego Movie. That was totally awesome. And it's the closest analog to Minecraft.
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How many good movies can you name that were styled after a sandbox game? Umm... erh ... well...
There was that farcry film....oh wait, you said good films.
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I really enjoyed most of the Resident Evil movies.
Mortal Kombat, Silent Hill, and Wingcommander I liked though not as much as the above two.
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And if everything fails, just call everyone misogynist that says the movie is shit.
Sounds like... (Score:2)
It's a blocky road ahead.
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JRE installation (Score:4, Funny)
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I'm waiting for Tetris (Score:1)
Would be nice to see T, L, Square and Bar on the big screen. Then they can release the 3D sequel blockout
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DONE.
https://www.engadget.com/2016/... [engadget.com]
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I want to see Pong: The Movie and Pong Reloaded
(plus Making of - behind the bars).
Mozzarella: The Movie (Score:5, Funny)
Unfortunately there are rumors that a rival film is headed towards a competing release the same summer: Pizza: The Movie. Both projects may be delayed because of impending cross litigation over rights to the original concept. This may help green light the dark horse project that seemed to be going nowhere: The Grilled Cheese Saga. It's complete lack of mozzarella may turn out to be it's saving grace. Given that cheddar is the second most consumed cheese in the US, Grilled Cheese Saga with it's multi-cheese fan appeal could satisfy the market for cheese themed blockbuster entertainment.
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You sure taste good Boss!
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You say that because you don't think they'll do a Cheddar 2: The Meltening, in which that delicious sandwich that you think was finally eaten in the first movie, solving world hunger, actually has a back-story involving other sandwiches from another planet. The intergalactic sandwiches grow impatient waiting for the universal signal of sandwich-eatery and jump through a space portal, resetting world hunger on earth, making everyone go through the whole thing a second time.
Don't even ask about the third movi
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Nah, sounds too cheesy.
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Mystic Pizza did poorly at the box office in 1988, so they is no way the executives would green light a movie like that.
Merchandising, Merchandising, Merchandising (Score:2)
What do all three of those movies have in common? Merchandise that goes along with the film.
"Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower."
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"Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower."
I don't care if it's branded My Little Pony or Barney, I would still buy a flamethrower because, well, flamethrower. The wife probably wouldn't be too happy but honestly, who's going to argue with someone holding a flamethrower?
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Minecraft actually runs at a much higher resolution.
It's the textures that lack bilinear filtering.
Jumped the shark (Score:2)
Whenever a video game or tv show is turned into a movie it is a reliable and clear indication that the game or show has jumped the shark.
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Whenever a video game or tv show is turned into a movie it is a reliable and clear indication that the game or show has jumped the shark.
Minecraft is still one of the most-played PC games. So, no. It's a reliable and clear indication that someone thinks there is money to be made.
Residual popularity (Score:2)
Minecraft is still one of the most-played PC games.
Happy Days was still one of the most watched shows on TV when Fonzie literally jumped the shark with the show that eventually coined the phrase. Plenty of media properties have jumped the shark while still popular. It doesn't mark the end but it usually marks the beginning of the end or at least a slow decline.
Likely to be a hit? (Score:2)
This is a sad statement about the Hollywood. Yes, they probably will get a boatload of people to show up just because they love to play Minecraft and want to extend that experience to the big screen. Yup, that'll probably mean a lot of money. But that doesn't mean that making a movie about a thinly-premised video game - no matter how playable and engaging - is necessarily a good idea. The long, sad history of video-g
As a Dad, that number seems highly implausible.... (Score:2)
100 million? I would have guessed a much bigger number. I guess it is just because I have kids right in their target demographic. There are loads of youtube channels with millions of subscribers that feature guys playing minecraft and narrating as they play the game. Seriously, these minecraft youtube shows have much bigger audiences than MSNBC - yet you've heard of the people on MSNBC.
Every elementary school kid knows minecraft. They have it on their Xbo
Just started playing minecraft out of curiosity. (Score:2)
I've had Minecraft PE on my phone/tablet, which I mostly play in creative mode (the controls are awful for reacting and moving quickly) every now and again, when bored.
However a couple of weeks ago I decided to jump in and get the "Real thing"; buying the java client for laptop/desktop.
It's fun, but I was shocked at how bad the server eco-system is: There is 1) The official server, which I use, but I am
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(And if you want to see how bad a public server can get without any kind of protection or moderation, just look up "2B2T")
last time I was there i was being hunted by the other players and had to spend a half hour hiding in a giant swastika shaped castle someone built in the sky I then had to walk for over a hundred thousand of bocks just to get far far away from other players and find any terrain totally barren of useful resource because the denizens of that server have a scored earth policy.
LEGO Movie (Score:2)
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You can only pull that off once per generation.
Furthermore, the movie-going audience is getting a little fatigued with "breaking the fourth wall" especially after Deadpool.
Another Avengers movie? (Score:2)
I hope they do a better job casting John Steed this time. But I imagine it's hard to live up to Patrick Macnees's iconic portrayal...
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Minecraft Story Mode (Score:2)
There is a version of Minecraft called Story Mode, and from what I've seen of my son playing it, it seems in the vein of Indiana Jones.
And it has a story.
The original director dropped out because he wanted to do a Goonies style story. That would have probably worked, especially if it was targeted at younger children through early teens (the ones playing Minecraft Story Mode).
Spoiler Alert for Lego Movie:
Shoot, Lego made a fantastic film about Krazy Glue.
I can't wait!! (Score:1)
Rob McElhenney? (Score:2)
Good thing my kids already know what a crack pipe is.