Nintendo Announces New Hardware: a $100 Alarm Clock (polygon.com) 32
Nintendo has a new piece of game hardware coming in 2024. It's not the Switch 2, it's the Nintendo Sound Clock: Alarmo, a new motion-sensing alarm clock that will rouse you from sleep with the sounds of video games like Super Mario Odyssey, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, and more. Polygon adds: The $99.99 alarm clock includes 35 wake-up "scenes" from Nintendo Switch games. Users will "experience immersive sounds and music" from those scenes, which are styled to match Nintendo's franchises. Alarmo will also track users' sleep and motion; Records will keep track of how much you move around, similar to the Pokemon Go Plus Plus sleep tracker that Nintendo released for Pokemon Go/Pokemon Sleep (and the long-promised, but seemingly abandoned QOL project).
Nintendo Sound Clock: Alarmo will feature various alarm settings, Nintendo said in a news release. The clock's Steady Mode features an alarm that will gradually get more intense the longer you stay in bed. Gentle Mode offers "a more consistent intensity level." And Button Mode is a classic snooze button mode, where you've gotta smack Alarmo to shut it up. Nintendo's new interactive, motion-sensing alarm clock also features "sleepy sounds" -- soothing music that will hopefully lull you to sleep at night.
Nintendo Sound Clock: Alarmo will feature various alarm settings, Nintendo said in a news release. The clock's Steady Mode features an alarm that will gradually get more intense the longer you stay in bed. Gentle Mode offers "a more consistent intensity level." And Button Mode is a classic snooze button mode, where you've gotta smack Alarmo to shut it up. Nintendo's new interactive, motion-sensing alarm clock also features "sleepy sounds" -- soothing music that will hopefully lull you to sleep at night.
Seriously? (Score:1)
But... (Score:2)
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George Carlin
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YES! Just think of how many crosses are sold!
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Jokes are so much funnier when someone explains them. You must be smart and cool. We're lucky you're here.
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Okay, you can climb down off your two sticks nailed together now. :-)
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The only why is the price. With today's hardware, this is about $15 worth of parts.
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Looks like TT from Diddy Kong Racing. (Score:2)
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We need ... (Score:2)
"Mooo! Mooo!" It's time to get up and milk the cows.
It could work (Score:4, Funny)
Hey! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEEEEYYYYYY LIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEENNNNNNN!
And I should probably write something not in caps here to get around the spam filter.
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Hey! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEEEEYYYYYY LIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEENNNNNNN!
And I should probably write something not in caps here to get around the spam filter.
lol, that's right there with "Master, the batteries in your Wii Remote are nearly depleted".
But no Modding (Score:2)
It will have DRM and Nintendo will sue you if you (help others) try to mod it.
AC Adapter required, sold separately! (Score:3)
That's just stupid, let me just find my bed's USB-C port.
I was only looking because it said a switch account was required, it apparently has WiFi... So it is or is it not connected to the internet data mining your children? - this world -
eu fine coming in! (Score:2)
eu fine coming in!
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So it is or is it not connected to the internet data mining your children?
While I wouldn't rule that out, the WiFi is pretty important because they intend to have new downloadable themes, and themes are kind of the point of this clock.
I'd say it's not mining their data any more than, for instance, using a Switch Online account.
Cool! (Score:3)
Now Nintendo will have users paying them even more money so the company can collect even more personal data. Not to mention that users will also effectively be paying to be advertised to. Genius - a win-win situation if ever I saw one. /sarc
Any bets on how long it will take them to start correlating gaming data with sleep data and 'massaging' the results? Then they could demonstrate that gaming is good for health, and/or prepare a defense against potential claims that gaming, like social media, is bad for health.
Who is this for? (Score:1)
disappointing (Score:2)
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nintendo has gone wake
Does that mean they'll go break?
Alarmo 4000 (Score:2)
Um... Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler is like in love with some girl. But it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retriever or something. [youtube.com]
Tick tock / and you MUST stop (Score:2)
ME: The product should be usable.
MANAGEMENT: No.
ME: The product should use technology from this century.
MANAGEMENT: Only in addition to the existing QuickBasic components.
ME: The product should work.
MANAGEMENT: Who has the time?
SOME DUDE AT NINTENDO: Though we are not a clock company, and although all the clock companies went out of business twenty years ago, our next product should be an alarm clock with a feature set so underwhelming that it could have just as easily been made in the 1970's.
MANAGEMENT: O
Game and Watch (Score:2)
What, no games? They used to have a clock and game in one unit for under $30.
Bizarre Japanese stuff (Score:2)
I'm good (Score:2)
I have had the same led radio/alarm clock for about 25 yrs now.
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I can't wait for the $1000 Apple iClock (Score:2)
If we're really lucky, the iClock will allow us to play our own 45s! Or simulated 45s using Apple iRecords.
Dude (Score:1)
Re: Dude (Score:1)