iFixit: the Switch 2 Pro is a 'Piss-Poor Excuse For a Controller' (theverge.com) 8
iFixit has harsh words for Nintendo's $85 Switch 2 Pro controller, calling it a "piss-poor excuse for a controller" due to its difficult repairability, use of outdated drift-prone joysticks, and poor internal accessibility. The Verge reports: Opening the controller requires you to first forcefully remove a faceplate held in place by adhesive tape before a single screw is visible. But you'll need to extract several other parts and components, including the controller's mainboard, before its battery is even accessible. As previously revealed, the Pro 2 is still using older potentiometer-based joysticks that are prone to developing drift over time. They do feature a modular design that will potentially make them easier to swap with third-party Hall effect or TMR replacements, but reassembling the controller after that DIY upgrade will require you to replace all the adhesive tape you destroyed during disassembly. You can watch the full teardown on YouTube.
Remember? (Score:1)
Remember when Nintendo had the absolutely most durable controllers in existence, which you could legitimately use as a weapon?
womp womp
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The N64 controller had the shittiest everything Imaginable. GC wasn't much better, either, it was ergonomic for nobody. Wii was pretty bad too, you had to have an ergonomic condom for the wiimote, and the controller was too rounded. Since Famicom was kind of janky (though player 1 had a headphone jack) I'd say only NES and SNES were actually worth a crap. Neither one had any ergonomics, but neither did anyone else's controller until Genesis, Epyx aside.
Re: Remember? (Score:1)
I remember this is why I could no longer open up the secrets in goldeneye because I could no longer run full speed.
I replaced so if the analog sticks in my switch cons last year. Imma retired a screwdriver. The glue part makes dieing analog sticks less forgivable.
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No, but I remember the N64 controller having the shittiest joystick imaginable.
I remember when Mario Party 64 was released, and Nintendo sent a fingerless glove to everyone who purchased the game to avoid a lawsuit. A friend of mind injured the palm of his hand from a minigame that required rotating the joystick as fast as possible, and he wasn't the only one!
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Obvious (Score:2)
Watching that tear down video makes it obvious that Nintendo built this thing to be e-waste when it dies. The sheer amount of design fuckery is strong with this one.
So much plastic, so many screws... WTF? (Score:2)
That has to be the most unnecessarily over-engineered controller I've ever seen, especially given its incredibly generic layout and function. Older controllers had a 2-piece clamshell design and worked just fine. What's with the need to glue on multiple face plates? Why low-profile thumbsticks when there's clearly tons of wasted space inside? Why spend so much money on the shell just to end up cheaping out on crappy potentiometers? Why make everything so modular with ribbon cables everywhere if it's im