Pokemon Lawyers Sue Themselves 72
dex writes "The law firm of Milberg Weiss, lawyers for the plaintiffs in the Pokemon lawsuit, have discovered they are coporate counsel for one of the defendants. According to this article they will probably now be barred from participating on either side. " See the recent story about it on Slashdot.
They Take a Cut (Score:1)
They have sues baseball card manufacturers. (Score:1)
You can find more here. [next-generation.com]
Well, the context of my message stays the same. (Score:1)
chinese wall (Score:1)
I'm _not_ american (Score:1)
Re:That law firm is huge! Check out their WWW site (Score:1)
gearry
Re:This 'gambling' sounds like baseball cards to m (Score:2)
So long as they say "collectable," they're okay. But with the Pokemon cards, they're for a game, which makes it gambling.
Honestly, the defense for this is the exact same as the one against gun control. The argument is that you're purchasing them for a different purpose, or that they're designed for a different purpose. While the physical consequences of card misuse aren't quite so severe as gun misuse, there are still psychological ramifications to consider.
Personally I think the courts will agree with you that it's ridiculous. We're talking about a country that insists guns don't kill people, people kill people.
But just because they think it's ridiculous doesn't mean the parents don't have a point. I mean, those Barbies, Tamagotchis, etc. are collectible too, but you don't see little kids trying to cheat eachother out of a rare one on the playground, do you?
Maybe I'm just forgetful, but I don't remember anyone ever gambling over a Tickle-Me-Elmo..
James
Re:Magik? (Score:1)
Re:That's not what my TV told me (Score:1)
You mean THE HAMBURGLAR??!!
PPoE
Ummm..Actually, yes (Score:1)
Actually, it's been done. I believe the parents of the victims of some school shooting or other sued just about everyone...including Id I believe.
Re:This 'gambling' sounds like baseball cards to m (Score:1)
You don't gamble with Pokemon cards. The closest to that was Magic where you have the option of playing for "ante". I don't think anyone ever does that anymore though. (When I played, I did, But then again I was playtesting with prototype magic decks before the game was released.) I gave away all my cards years ago (it got boring), I got curious a while ago and discovered that the cards I got rid of are worth thousands of dollars now. (shrug)
Re:They have sues baseball card manufacturers. (Score:1)
Shouldn't this then be thrown out of court anyway?
Re:Bad Lawyers... (Score:1)
The situation here is whether or not they are doing it for the right reasons. Are they suing them to seek moral justification for a possible violation of the law? Or are they suing them to fill their own pockets?
The evidence here suggests the latter. Accordingly, they are doing something right for the wrong reasons. For that reason, I cannot support their actions.
correct! (Score:1)
fault of the gaming company.
Right! which is why I brought Magic into the discussion, because it shows that Pokemon isn't the only game to operate in this manner. It hasn't been, it isn't, and it won't be, which makes the whole situation even more ridiculous because that means that they have no basis for their suit. I think it should be thrown out of court. (not that I have a clue about Pokemon, other than it's about little animated looking animals, and I don't play it either, but that's another story altogether).
More information (Score:3)
Conflict of Interest (Score:1)
I've seen "stupid lawyers" stories before... (Score:2)
- -Josh Turiel
I wonder... (Score:1)
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Have discovered? (Score:3)
You *know* they knew it up front -- when was the last time a law firm went "Wait. Who are my clients again?" -- and you know they would do it as long as they felt they could get away with it.
These kind of shennanigans shouldn't go unpunished. They should be forced to cede all of their billings for their newest client (in this case, the plaintiff) to whomever the plaintiff chooses as replacement counsel and at the hourly rate the new counsel charges, as well as deducting all billings accrued during the dual agency representation from their original client.
Unless you slap lawyers on their wrists when they reach into the cookie jar, they tend to keep reaching into the cookie jar.
What more can you expect... (Score:1)
That law firm is huge! Check out their WWW site. (Score:5)
But their "Join A Class Action" web application form has to be seen to be believed. They really do have a page with I am interested in participating in an action against the following company:, and a long selection box.
Re:I've seen "stupid lawyers" stories before... (Score:2)
tyler
Bad Hemos.. (Score:4)
This has been covered already.. If you don't believe me, check this post [slashdot.org] on that "previous discussion".. It even includes the same link.. Ha! ;)
A subpeona waiting to happen (Score:4)
Ah, the joys of MPD.
That's not what my TV told me (Score:2)
When the same law firm represents both sides on "Ally McBeal," there doesn't seem to be any problem. Hmmm... I'm starting to think maybe that show is a little unrealistic.
So now they could sue the lawyers? (Score:1)
These guys ought to read The Merchant of Venice. They were trying for two pounds of flesh, but like in the book won't receive even one.
actually... (Score:1)
Re:I've seen "stupid lawyers" stories before... (Score:1)
If I were to have done any of that, I might be sued. Fortunately, I'm clever and quick. They'll never find me making fun of them.
:-)
Re:Ummm..Actually, yes (Score:2)
The thing about it is, the people in that one didn't care at all about justice. All they wanted was revenge and someone other than themselves to blame for the fact that they failed to instill a sense of right and wrong in their child.
In other words, similar to what's going on with the Pokemon cards, only this incident fortunately has a much smaller body count (though the brain-cell count is staggering).
Re:They have sues baseball card manufacturers. (Score:2)
Does it mean "Legal Precedent"? Actually, I'm not as certain. You see, one thing about baseball card manufacturers is that they don't typically divide their cards into common, uncommon, and rare like the game manufacturers do; they print more or less the same amount of every card (the value initially comes from factors other than rarity, and the rarity only comes long after the cards aren't printed anymore). That's probably the tactic the lawyers will use this time ("OK, so baseball cards aren't gambling, but...")
Re:This 'gambling' sounds like baseball cards to m (Score:2)
Nice, except for one thing: Pokemon is no more a gambling game than chess. Yes, with some of the older card games you played "for ante" (before each game each player picks a card at random from his or her deck and sets it aside; the winner keeps these cards). Pokemon was not designed to be played this way.
Yes, some kids have created a variation of the game where you do play for ante. But this is not the way the game is meant to be played. If you go back to the original Gameboy game, the first rule of etiquette is that you never take another trainer's Pokemon; that rule spills over into the card game. People make side bets on other games, like golf and billiards, all the time; does this mean that those games should be illegal too? If not, then no one has any business screaming about Pokemon for that reason, because it is no different.
Re:Magik? (Score:1)
Lawyer Jokes anyone? (Score:2)
Resigned to his fate, he soon set about improving the living areas. Within a few weeks he had drafted plans and schematics for air conditioning, television, and refrigerators.
A few weeks later, God calls up Satan and asks him how things are going.
The devil replies "Great! We got this engineer and he's put in air conditioning, escalators and flushing toilets. Next month we begin construction of his prototype satellite TV system."
God says "You have an engineer?! Send him back up here right away!"
Satan replies "No way am I letting him go! He's on my board of director's now, and I'm keeping him."
"No way, you can't do that. I'll sue!"
The devil laughs uproariously, and says "Oh yeah, and where are YOU gonna get any lawyers??"
Re:They have sues baseball card manufacturers. (Score:1)
This isn't an unusual situation... (Score:2)
It seems to me that there are only a very few real surprises in the practice of law...this is a very minor one.
Token
Re:That law firm is huge! Check out their WWW site (Score:1)
Cool! I'm signing up for all of them! I might get lucky with 1 or 2
Re:I've seen "stupid lawyers" stories before... (Score:1)
If I didn't know.... (Score:3)
If I didn't know better, I'd think I was reading The Onion.
Re:Bad Hemos.. (Score:1)
I am reminded of a famous Gandhi quote:
"There go my people: I have to go and run and catch up because I am their leader."
How apt. Still ROFL.
Umm.. the readers *are * the leaders. (Score:1)
And yeah, sure, this particular story was mentioned in a message somewhere, but it seems big enough to warrant a post and a link to a news story about it.
So quitcher bitchin.
Re:Have discovered? (Score:2)
Simply Amazing (Score:1)
Bad Lawyers... (Score:2)
The downside to this is that our court system is now clogged with silly lawsuits. This just makes it harder for the occasional legitimate case to reach trial.
Re:That law firm is huge! Check out their WWW site (Score:1)
It might be fun to join one of their class action suits. Then, when your claim is rejected on the grounds that you had no interest whatsoever in the action you could sue the balls off Milbergs for raising your hopes. That could be funny.
I'm with Shakespeare (Henry IV) - "The first thing we'll do, let's kill all the lawyers."
Re:That's not what my TV told me (Score:1)
Why would FOX lie to us like that? No, if Ally can do it, so can the PokeyMan guys. Besides the gobble-grabber guy (whats-his-name) says that if both parties agree to it then they can do it!
Whats a PokeyMan?
Law firm sues self in foot (Score:2)
A top level firm member noted that they took their own allegations of immoral conduct by their client very seriously and were considering an action. The client's spokesperson noted that they were also thinking of a slander action, but thought it prudent to find new representation first, despite being quite impressed with the firm's flexibility.
Why does it matter? (Score:1)
Law firms and conflicts - very routine! (Score:1)
Say I want to buy a house, I need a lawyer to represent me, and the seller needs one to represent him/her/it. When I go down to the Dewey, Screwem, and Howe law office, they get the particulars and then do a check to make sure they aren't representing the seller as well.
Small firms pretty much know who is doing what, big firms with offices in several cities have some sort of process they follow to sniff out conflicts.
Now if it's something easy and non-confrontational, like selling a house, both parties can agree to use 2 lawyers from the same firm. (In Canada, at least) A buddy of mine just bought some land. Both he and the vendor had known their respective lawyers for years, but
the lawyers worked for the same firm. No problem, sign a form and everything goes ahead, they trusted their lawyers not to shaft them.
Obviously in some situations (lawsuits!) that wouldn't work, so the second party has to go find a new lawyer.
Re:Lawyer Jokes anyone? (Score:1)
The head of the firm replied, "Don't worry. First, we will prove that you never touched this car. Second, we will prove that the car was already damaged when you took possession. Third, we will prove that the car was in perfect condition when you returned it."
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Thank god for the Bar Association? (Score:1)
Re: Why does it matter? (Score:1)
Re:This 'gambling' sounds like baseball cards to m (Score:1)
Nonsense. The Pokemon game is no more a gambling game than checkers or Monopoly. People might decide to bet on it, but that is extrinsic to the game itself -- if that counts, then all games (hell, all events) would constitute gambling.
Personally I think the courts will agree with you that it's ridiculous.
Great Ghu, I certainly hope so. Given some of the idiocy that has come out of the courts, it's not a foregone conclusion, though.
We're talking about a country that insists guns don't kill people, people kill people.
Yes, and it's also a country that insists that two plus two equals four and that the sun rises in the east.
But just because they think it's ridiculous doesn't mean the parents don't have a point.
The only points these parents have are in their hair. They're trying to find someone else to blame for the fact that they gave a little kid "thousands of dollars" to blow on these cards. I have very large collections of a few CCGs, but I doubt that the total I've spent is even $1000 (and, as a self-respecting adult, I would never dream of trying to blame somebody else if I decided that the money had been wasted).
I mean, those Barbies, Tamagotchis, etc. are collectible too, but you don't see little kids trying to cheat eachother out of a rare one on the playground, do you?
I understand that some schools have banned Pokemon cards because of problems with theft and bad-faith trading. The underlying problem is with the ill-behaved brats causing the problems, not with the Pokemon cards. Unfortunately, the former cannot be banned.
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Re:Bad Lawyers... (Score:3)
The downside to this is that our court system is now clogged with silly lawsuits.
It seems we live in the decade of the speculative lawsuit. If that's not illegal gambling/lottery, I don't know what is.
Re:That law firm is huge! Check out their WWW site (Score:3)
I'm not too big a fan of this lawyer crap, but I just thought I'd pass on some info that came my way.
-Dan
Re:Have discovered? (Score:2)
It just goes to show that once again, it is the ambulance chasers who give the profession a bad name. Just plain sloppy.
They lie a lot... (Score:1)
"We have been prosecuting these alleged (Pokemon-related) gambling activities for the last several years," Weiss said. "When this matter came in as a potential additional case, apparently the conflicts check by the litigators did not pick up that the corporate side was representing 4Kids."
Bold added by me.
Isn't Pokemon less then two years old???
These people make me so sick.
Aaron "PooF" Matthews
E-mail: aaron@fish.pathcom.com
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Quote: "Success is the greatest revenge"
I has been dropped, somewhat. (Score:1)
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