Zorb - Inflatable Human Hamster ball 110
Xyloc the Stone writes "The ZORB
has got to be the coolest product ever made. It's an inflatable human sized hamster ball. Kinda like in the movie 'The Avengers'. I want one, only problem is, where I go to school, BIG FREAKIN HILL. uh, I'll have to try anyway" Hmmm. AFAIK there is no official toy for Slashdot staff members. Yet. Wonder how much these things cost and if we can talk Andover into buying us one. Hmmmm again.
I remember... (Score:1)
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OH PLEASE I WANT ONE (Score:1)
It looks very expensive.
Cool (Score:1)
Not to say that the prospect frightens me. I still want one, I'm just pointing out some stuff that occurred to me.
First Post (i theenks)
-Andy Martin
You are Number 6 (Score:2)
"Zorb Retrieval" (Score:2)
Aye! I've rolled off into the sea! Retrieve me!
(Seriously... is that what they meant?)
Re:Cool (Score:3)
Not really. If you keep the hole facing down, no more than a few drops will get in (and then only by splashing) and what gets in will drain out the bottom. You could also, I'd imagine, use a two-hole Zorb for that purpose; you'd get a lot wetter but because the Zorb floats you could always get one entrance above water and breathe.
what if the damn thing popped? You'd NEVER get out.
It looked to me like there was some kind of an internal frame. Not much when the weight of a person is put on it, but probably enough to hold the exit holes open.
As for me, I want a two-entrance, two-harness one of these. But, cruel as the designers of the Website are, they didn't say how you could buy one
URLs for the movies (Score:2)
http://www.zorb.com/Images/Video/original_test.
http://www.zorb.com/Images/Video/harnessed2.avi
http://www.zorb.com/Images/Video/hydro_zorb2.av
http://www.zorb.com/Images/Video/Simpsons.avi
http://www.zorb.com/Images/Video/Austria_1.avi
http://www.zorb.com/Images/Video/Austria_2.avi
http://www.zorb.com/Images/Video/Austria_3.avi
Someone should post a mirror before that site gets Slashdotted.
Jackie Chan had one... (Score:1)
Could this be a new extreme sport? Seeing who can roll down the highest point in a ZORB?
(offtopic) If you've seen "First Strike", then you've seen some of the cool toys Jackie plays with: The ZORB, the handheld scanner with printout, and the car with no doors. Does anyone know where I could find a car that has the door slide down like that one did?
Hee hee.. (Score:4)
"Hmmm. AFAIK there is no official toy for Slashdot staff members. Yet."
Everyone who voted for Hemos the Hamster as their favorite breakfast cereal mascot should be real excited about the possibility of making their vote a reality and ought to back Roblimo up on this one. ;)
Hills (Score:1)
I'd think hills would be the fun bit. Catch a bus in, then at the end of the day inflate your ride home. The adreneline rush would be great for destressing.
mirror (Score:2)
http://home.rochester.rr.com/crayz/zorb/
LOL (Score:1)
Want a Zorb? (Score:4)
"yeah!"
"Even if it is really expensive and impractical?"
"yeah!"
"Sorry, Zorbs aren't for sale"
Apparently the Zorb business model does not include selling the Zorbs. Even people who get a Zorb franchise only lease their Zorbs. The Zorb people make their money by bringing Zorbs to various events/meetings/fairs, and then having people ride around in them. I guess that makes sense considering a couple issues that we'd all like to ignore given the fun factor:
1) They are probably really expensive to buy/maintain/repair.
2) You really could kill yourself tumbling down the wrong hill, so you need some kind of skilled instructor/Zorb-wrangler to prevent massive liability lawsuits/injuries/death.
3. Come on folks, even the hamster gets tired of the hamster ball.
I'm sure Andover.net could have a couple Zorbs brought to the next big convention, huh folks?
The Kinder Zorb! (Score:1)
The Perfect Babysitting Tool!
But what if you throw up? (Score:3)
Suddenly the Zorb becomes one giant salad bowl and you are covered in thousand island dressing.
Seriously...what if this happened at the top of a hill? By the time you reach the bottom, you would probably have passed out from the acrid fumes...that might be dangerous.
Also, what happens if you are bouncing down a hill and a rock gets in the opening? Severe cits or bruises since you are pretty much pinned to the wall and at the mercy of whatever object is flying around with you.
All told, this is still a way cool invention. I just don't think it's something I would try.
- JoeShmoe
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Hey? (Score:5)
> can talk Andover into buying us one.
What, you mean there's not already a category in Slashdot's budget for inflatable plastic devices?
The handheld scanner! (Score:1)
I saw that on a Jackie Chan movie!! (Score:1)
Re:Cool (you can't bye one) (Score:1)
thay only leace them. to bad.
A Question.. (Score:1)
Are the people who are hit by slashdots HREF gun warned ahead of time? I wouldn't expect slashdot to give warning for breaking news from CNN or News.com, but for these non-urgent posts, it could help the people who run the website. I would think the people running the zorb.com are bemoaning the fact they didn't get up ordering info to take advantage of thousands of pageviews by drooling geeks. Plus, they would have the added benefit of trying to make their websites slashdot-effect proof.
Just a thought.
Re:Cheap bastards! (Score:1)
*sarcasim*
If only they actually sold them... (Score:1)
Anyway, you can't buy one. I can think of about 15 million Slashdot readers who would shell out big bucks for these little toys.
I can think of two reasons why they don't sell them:
The production cost is too much or they don't have sufficient production available to mass market.
The liability has to be enormous with these things. I would be the first to jump into one, but I can think of many things that can go wrong.
Oh well, I want one and I hope the lease rate is low. If anything, all the frats on campus will want to rent it from me.
How the Hamsters Felt (or how we will feel) (Score:3)
darn! (Score:1)
well, i can still lease one, then loose it....
Re:Hee hee.. (Score:1)
oh! inflatable! (Score:1)
Re:Hey? (Score:1)
Re:But what if you throw up? (Score:1)
Unless it's a really big rock, in which case, how did it get in?
Ah, another fine, NZ made product. (Score:2)
And, the inventor is a software developer! Could it be a toy by a geek, for geeks?
BTW, if you read the history, DSIR = Department of Scientific and Industrial Research. Long, long gone.....
Re:Cool (Score:1)
you get in, they fill it up with h2o. they plug it. then you roll down. the extra mass gets you really moving, and you would actually remain in one spot, theoretically, while it rolled down the hill.
two problems - don't know if it can support the added weight of that much h2o, and if it did, it'd be one hell of a heavy thing to stop at the bottom.
Jeezus - doesn't anybody comprehend fail-safe??? (Score:1)
then the entire thing deflates - leaving you with
no padding as you bounce down the hill... use
only where there are *no* sharp rocks or plants...
Am I getting old, or does this remind anyone of
the daredevils who specialized in going over
Niagara Falls in a barrel... now illegal ( I
think ) because of several who did not make it...
Ok ok (Score:5)
Re:But what if you throw up? (Score:2)
Everything is fine on water or rolling gently down grassy hills but if this thing is flying down cliffs I see plenty of possibilty for the opening to scuff against something and throw junk inside the sphere. I think the sealed globe is the better idea.
- JoeShmoe
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Re:Jackie Chan had one... (Score:1)
I'm afraid what you have ahold of there is Armor of God II: Operation Condor. That also had the wind tunnel fight scene at the end, another big-time geek toy experience.
This correction posted as a public service for those who would rent First Strike exclusively for the Zorb, and not for the slam bang Jackie Chan action.
Re:But what if you throw up? (Score:1)
*strains of Taps..*
Re:Jeezus - doesn't anybody comprehend fail-safe?? (Score:2)
Re:Jackie Chan had one... (Score:1)
Ack!
Re:Jackie Chan had one... (Score:1)
He also do use that para-flying machine in that movie. I'd really enjoy one of those as well.
Two reasons it probably won't work well... (Score:1)
1) Distortion. Magnifiers such as these tend to distort the field of view significantly. Its a little like what you see in a magnifying glass, at the edges. The center looks good and in focus, but the edges stretch away. Fixing this, in my opionion, would be very expensive and require multiple lens and would have a narrow field of view.
2) Chromatic aberration: Any solution of the above, would have to be very high quality or you would get a prism effect on regions of multiple colors, like white. Notice how bright lights seem prismed in binoculars (especially cheap ones).
I'm not saying it doesn't work, I'm just saying that if it does, they are probably fixing a lot of technological optics problems inherent in many situations.
-- Moondog
Re:The Kinder Zorb! (Score:2)
Re:A Question.. (Score:3)
Most people don't run their own servers, and a nice note from the Slashdot krew would just make it that much harder to go to sleep.
I agree with you on principle, but I don't think that would be very useful.
You know...
Slashdot: Hey, we're gonna link to ya! Get ready!
Webmaster: What?
Slashdot: Get set!
Webmaster: How?
Slashdot: Go!
*crunching sounds*
That and it's kind of fun watching
Re:Cheap bastards! (Score:1)
Re:You are Number 6 (Score:1)
Re:Jeezus - doesn't anybody comprehend fail-safe?? (Score:2)
Re:Hee hee.. (Score:1)
To paraphrase the great Gary Larson...
Re:Want a Zorb? (Score:1)
Re:WTF! (Score:1)
Re:You are Number 6 (Score:1)
If you have no idea what this thread is about, please see http://everything.blockstackers.com/everything.pl
D.I.Y. just like the Hippies did... (Score:2)
I zorbed and I want a bigger hill! (Score:3)
You roll down and bounce off the hill, not knowing what's up and what's down (much like a wipeout during surfing, only much more fun). My only problem: the hill wasn't big enough to pick up much speed
In some of the other comments I read about safety issues. Well, I don't think it's too unsafe:
1. The balls are made of thick plastic. A ball won't 'pop', but rather develop a leak. That way the ball deflates. While this can be rather quick, the few impacts after the leak occurs slow down the ball to a safe point. (try playing footbal with a partially inflated or even leak ball. It will take a while before all the air is out)
2. Water won't stay in. As I've seen it, there are two entrance holes in the Zorb ball, opposite each other. Water coming in from one side will get out the other, not allowing for much water to stay in, but enough to toroughly get you wet!.
3. If something happens, you can get out. You strap yourself in, and you get out yourself. It's probably easier when upright, but manageble in ayy position.
To anyone: try it. It's definately cool!
Re: fail-safe??? (Score:3)
When inflating with a slow, steady stream...the air can flow into every single plastic chamber until the entire sphere is inflated. Plus, the plastic walls of each chamber (with sufficient air pressure on both sides) are what actually supports the sphere.
In the case of an extreme puncture, only one of the cells will completely deflate right away, and the surrounding cells will continue to leak air at the same slow, steady rate. Eventually, the entire thing will become rather floppy but hopefully by then you are safe on the ground.
This doesn't mean hurl yourself into a spike pit because if the "extreme puncture" happens to be in the place where your back is, all bets are off.
- JoeShmoe
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Re:But what if you throw up? (Score:2)
Oh forget it...someone else can do the math...my point was that the thing looks like it has enough air to last at least a couple hours. If you haven't hit bottom in two hours...well then you are probably in the mafia's "Cement Zorb" on the way to the bottom of the ocean...
- JoeShmoe
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Re:But what if you throw up? (Score:1)
Zorb history... (Score:1)
Still, a miss is as good as a mile...
Not for me (Score:1)
Just by looking at the pictures I got shortness of breath and sweaty palms. I won't even dare to check out the AVIs.
Re:OH PLEASE I WANT ONE (Score:1)
*******
I don't know about you, but I fell for it... (Score:1)
Re:Want a Zorb? (Score:1)
Bizzare sex! (Score:1)
;)
Jón
Looks Creative.. (Score:1)
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Re:Want a Zorb? (Score:1)
Presumably because you'd be dead? :)
Is it possible to leave lawsuits in your will?
You'd sink like a stone! (Score:1)
Just a second...picture this: two hole Zorb rolling around in the water, and one hole goes below the surface. Water will pour in the submerged hole and Zorb and owner will sleep with the fishes because the only thing that keeps the Zorb afloat normally is air pressure on the inside, which is now being conveniently relieved by the other hole!
I reckon you need a way of completely sealing (and re-opening
I went zorbing a couple of years back (Score:1)
Re:Want a Zorb? (Score:1)
"..and, if I accidently get run over by someone in the Department of Sanitation, while crouched in the middle of the road picking up spare change I dropped because of a strong unexpected NW wind, I want to sue their arses"
hamster balls are a bit cruel :| (Score:1)
You have millions! (Score:1)
Uhh, why would Andover need to buy one for you? Wasn't slashdot sold for (literally) millions in cash?
Sorry, it's just a pet peeve of mine. You have millions. Get used to it.
Jordan
Add a jump! (Score:1)
Re:But what if you throw up? (Score:2)
I think it would be a fantastic publicity stunt to bring one of those Zorbs to the US and then throw yourself down the Grand Canyon. Of course, your lawyers would probably not agree.
Out of curiousity...did the name "Zorb" stem from the fact that the giant air pockets ab-zorb the force of impact? Just curious...
- JoeShmoe
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Re:Want a Zorb? (Score:1)
"Here's my money! I have money! Why won't you sell me that product?"
"Um, we're afraid you'll do something stupid with it and sue us."
"I'll sign this form waiving all liability!"
"Sorry, citizen-unit, you have not the discretional authority to make such decisions."
America. Where those who know what's best for us must rise and save us from ourselves.
Jackie Chan! (Score:1)
Oh, and I think I recal seeinging these on the Real World, with water in 'em. Looked like an endless Slip-n-slide. Sweet.
Re:Want a Zorb? (Score:2)
Re:You'd sink like a stone! (Score:1)
Re:I remember... (Score:1)
The Prisoner -- You betcha! (Score:1)
No. That would be marge narrowly escaping the Village Security bubble and Hans Moleman getting caught.
I can see the infomercial already: "Hello, I'm Patrick McGoohan. Today, I'd like to introduce Zorb...."
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Re:"Zorb Retrieval" (Score:1)
Tom Green (Score:1)
Re:Oops! this is in the wrong story.... sorry... (Score:1)
Wait... (Score:1)
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"I know kung-fu."
Re:"Zorb Retrieval" (Score:1)
Re:Want a Zorb? (Score:1)
It looks like you could get hit by a car and just bounce away.
Re:Ok ok (Score:1)
I went email trolling for a Christmas Zorb... (Score:1)
You are so weird.
Only if I get to be the first to push you down the hill...
Chill, no sweat, whatever you say! Some of us want an earlier retirement, but we won't get it, even if we ask the right people.
Hmmm....interesting....but looks like fun!
You must be on break.
If I get one of those, I'm keeping it for myself!! :-)
What in the world IS that?
Where do you find these things? :)
What in the world is that thing? And don't tell me it's a Zorb!
you're nuts.
Re:You'd sink like a stone! (Score:2)
The Zorb floats, not because of air pressure inside the sphere, but because it's inflatable. An innertube floats with a hold on it; a Zorb is the same way.
As long as you don't puncture the Zorb, the thing will float even with one hole pointing straight down; water might splash up into the Zorb, but no more than a few drops (which run down the sides and back out through the hole). The Zorb itself would not sink.
the chick in the bubble (Score:1)
Re:"Zorb Retrieval" (Score:1)
How do you stop? (Score:2)
Re:"Zorb Retrieval" (Score:1)
Re:Ah, another fine, NZ made product. (Score:1)
Re:The Kinder Zorb! (Score:1)
Re:oh! inflatable! (Score:1)
One word (Score:1)