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Journal sigep_ohio's Journal: Wedding time Bliss 1

I fucking hate weddings. Let me say that more clearly, I FUCKING hate weddings.

Maybe I am just a single guy who hasn't had a legitimate date with the opposite sex in...oh, two years, but weddings are complete shit. Overblown acts of pomp and circumstance, that if you so even as make a small peep about such rediculousness, you get flogged for it. I don't need to invite 1000 relatives I have never met nor care about just to say I truely care about someone, balls to bones care about them. It's a fucking stupid show, and I hate it.

What I hate even more is going to a wedding for someone else. I feel wonderful for my friends when they get married, don't get me wrong. But, all I end up doing at weddings is getting as trashed as possible so I can forget about what I am missing. Not that I mind getting drunk, it is one of my favorite activities. Still, for those of use who are still single and have been for a while, weddings are a depressing sort and not something to look forward to.

Needless to say, I am attending a wedding for a good friend this weekend. I am very proud for him and his soon to be wife, but a part of me hates it. So, I will be there gift in hand, a big smile on my face, only kind words to say, no woman on my arm, and my drinking mentality in full effect.

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Wedding time Bliss

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  • I sure hope I get to play a few games this weekend. The trip won't be a total wash without it, but Lord knows it would be that much sweet with Beer Die.

    I should really consider setting up another Beer Die tournament. Maybe give out prizes, not just a trophey. Must work on that idea further.

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