Duke Nukem Forever Preview On Jace Hall Show

An anonymous reader writes "The Jace Hall Show launched today on Sony's Crackle with a real gameplay preview of Duke Nukem Forever. Jace Hall is a former video game producer and Warner Bros exec and apparently this is his foray into online celebrity. DNF is 12 years in development ... it might be real after all." And if you have had enough self-indulgent gaming-news patter, another reader says "If you want to simply skip right ahead, it's about 4:20 in."

Like fake boobs...

[porkmusket]

If I can play with em, they're real. I can't play DNF, so it's not.

vaporware until it's in my hands

[wizardforce]

Great, if we do actually get to see Duke Nukem forever for sure... in our hands... what will replace the ever popular Duke Nukem Forever vaporware meme? Spore?

Last time I checked

[Centurix]

My cubicle is a steady 23C, hell certainly hasn't frozen over yet.

Awww...

[commodoresloat]

And so soon after it made the list [pcworld.com].

DNF Gameplay revealed!

[cptnapalm]

Upon entering the final level, you realize that it all looks suspiciously familiar...

It is the first level!

The game is an infinite loop!

You have to play Duke Nukem forever!

"about 4:20 in"

[Anonymous Coward]

Just enough time to get yourself in a state where you can believe it!

Re:OK, I'll bite...

[wizardforce]

I suppose it will run on a Linux Desktop, right? And the online edition will run from a secure Open Source Windows server...

There fixed that for you

Pros and Cons

[definate]

There are a few pros and cons to releasing Duke Nukem Forever.

When it is released, we will be able to play Duke Nukem Forever, which by this time, better be awesome!

However, after it is released we then lose a lot of Duke Nukem Forever jokes. We will have to put thought into what will take its place in Wired News's Vaporware Awards.

The post-Duke Nukem Forever released world, will be vastly different to what we know today... and that makes me scared.

Re:Awww...

[Bandman]

In fact, it's very possible that it's the reason for the list's raison d'Ãtre

Re:Last time I checked

[maliabu]

Mine is a steady 32C, I always wish she was 34D though.

Re:Last time I checked

[maxume]

Cut the cord man!

Re:Like fake boobs...

[Anonymous Coward]

So, you implying that all boobs are fake?
I mean, this is slashdot and most of the people here have never played with real 3D boobs since being breastfed...

Re:Damn swf video

[Anonymous Coward]

To be honest, we had a meeting back in 1997 to figure out how to piss off a guy named stormwatch on something called slashdot in the year 2008. We came to the inevitable conclusion that we would have to first invent slashdot work with adobe to develop flash, waste years of development time on Duke nukem forever, then release a video in swf format and post a slashdot story with a link to it. Now all of years of hard work have paid off.

3D Relms

DNF Advertising Campaign

[Renderer of Evil]

"12 YEARS in the Making"

"Most Anticipated Game of Last 3 Generations."

"If You thought Duke Nukem 3D (1996) was good... then HOLD ON TO YOUR COCKS!"

This will be an amazing hit with people who went into coma a decade ago and the last thing they remember was playing Duke Nukem with their Voodoo 3 card.

Re:DNF cannot be completed

[teknopurge]

They actually said what they've been doing in the video: hookers, cocaine and getting level 70 WoW characters. Exactly what I would expect of Duke's R&D staff....

Re:DNF Gameplay revealed!

[CoolGopher]

Damn, I'm going to be all out of bubble gum by then!

Re:DNF Gameplay revealed!

[Phanatic1a]

They hired Stephen King to do level design?

Re:A bit let down

[0100010001010011]

At least until the next rewrite.

Repent!

[JesseL]

The end times are near.

The release of DNF has been foretold as the final harbinger of the end times. When the Final Duke goes gold, the seventh seal shall be broken and all the gamers shall cry out and lament that their RAM is insufficient and their video cards unworthy.

Another console game

[SpacePunk]

On the Phantom, no less.

Re:DNF Gameplay revealed!

[Anonymous Coward]

Thanks a lot, assclown. You just delayed the release by another five years.

Re:Flash 9 required.

[Anonymous Coward]

There's no reason to apologize to us, we aren't the ones depriving ourselves by holding to some vacant principle.

Re:Last time I checked

[thatnerdguy]

Of course they have the Internet...where do you think all those old Geocities and Angelfire webpages went???

Re:Like fake boobs...

[Anonymous Coward]

The boobs are a lie.

Re:DNF cannot be completed

[Yvan256]

Man, FPS #54936-B was crap. I wish they'd make something at least half as good as FPS #1648-C, but it's been so long that I've given up hope.

Re:DNF cannot be completed

[inKubus]

Yeah, I've had hallucinations at 4:20 before.

Re:Better looking than the game.

[Max Romantschuk]

Only on Slashdot can this be modded as "Informative". :)

Re:DNF cannot be completed

[Propaganda13]

So you're the guy who bought Daikatana.

Re:DNF cannot be completed

[FelixGordon]

"Hey guys, we found Romero!"

No surprise

[greg1104]

If you want to simply skip right ahead, it's about 4:20 in

I'd wager there was a lot of 4:20 time influencing how long of a delay it's been for this title to be completed.

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Re:DNF Gameplay revealed!

[SanityInAnarchy]

Wouldn't be complete without a one-liner that sounds totally lame coming from me, but would rock in Jon St. John's voice:

"Shit. I'm gonna be here forever!"

Or something like that.

Re:A bit let down

[-noefordeg-]

Runs everything I throw at it with all the in-game settings maxed.

Maxed?
You forgot to mention that your screen is a 14" LCD at 800x600...

Re:DNF cannot be completed

[PMBjornerud]

They actually said what they've been doing in the video: hookers, cocaine and getting level 70 WoW characters. Exactly what I would expect of Duke's R&D staff....

Hookers and cocaine, sure. But what the hell were they doing playing WoW???

Re:DNF cannot be completed

[xtracto]

They actually said what they've been doing in the video: hookers, cocaine and getting level 70 WoW characters. Exactly what I would expect of Duke's R&D staff....
Yeah, in fact, forget the video game.

Re:DNF cannot be completed

[Hal_Porter]

MOO3 was the only game I've ever pre-ordered.

Is that the cow game on the Wii?

Sure they have

[phorm]

Hey, a large portion of those here on slashdot *have* boobs. Big ones. Unfortunately those same individuals are male...

Re:DNF Gameplay revealed!

[Socguy]

I like your ambition. A joke on /. relating to various types of non-hand related physical activity.

Re:Never gonna give you up, etc, etc

[pha7boy]

we all get rick rolled once or twice. It's just too bad it always happens when it comes to Duke Nukem. :D