Space Invaders: The Movie 244
rainmouse writes "Hollywood, clearly after witnessing the staggering success and endless critical acclaim of other computer game adaptations with their typically engrossing story line and deep, believable character development, have now apparently picked up the rights to make a film based upon Space Invaders. 'The classic 1980s arcade game from Taito and Midway, which is ranked as the top arcade game of all time by Guinness World Records, is heading to the big screen courtesy of producers Lorenzo di Bonaventura and Odd Lot Entertainment's Gigi Pritzker.'" Please help out by providing appropriate plot-lines and character sketches below.
Plot... (Score:5, Funny)
Drop Down, Reverse Direction, and Increase Speed!
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Seriously though, I think this is the only way they could pull it off.
Just accept the fact that the idea is ridiculous and run with it.
SCENE: a military installation monitoring space-based radar. A silhouette of mysterious signals appears on the radar screen, zigzagging ever closer to earth. Have the radar beep like the actual game. Throw in a joke about the radar being "from way back in the 70s".
Cue Independence-Day like scenes, Fiery clouds over... Omaha, Nebraska. (It's never Nebraska.) Suddenly, big, bl
I'm still waiting for the Pacman movie (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'm still waiting for the Pacman movie (Score:5, Informative)
Why? because two seasons worth of animated series wasn't enough?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083461/ [imdb.com]
Re:I'm still waiting for the Pacman movie (Score:4, Insightful)
"Aired back to back with Rubix the amazing cube."
I take back everything bad I thought about Space Invaders: The movie...
Apparently the bottom was reached in 1983 and it's actually been all up hill since then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYs_GCy9PRk [youtube.com]
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The Pacman movie was about some people in a club munching pills and listening to repetitive music.
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I want a Mario movie based off this trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TdczoetXk4 [youtube.com]
Re:I'm still waiting for the Pacman movie (Score:5, Funny)
You mean this one? [penny-arcade.com]
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The only Tetris movie we need is The Complete History of the Soviet Union, Through the Eyes of a Humble Worker [youtube.com]
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What are you talking about?! Tetris: The Movie was shown on british TV way back in 1999.
http://www.tvgohome.com/121199.html [tvgohome.com] (NSFW)
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This [youtube.com] is probably the closest you'll get to a Tetris movie, though it is good for a chuckle. I also recommend the Minesweeper trailer [youtube.com].
And here is the trailer. (Score:2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtUkphb_Pbg [youtube.com]
And here is the main theme. (Score:2)
They'll simply profit from the name. (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:They'll simply profit from the name. (Score:5, Interesting)
The name 'Space Invaders' rings a bell for a lot of people. It has no meaning in regard to the story apart from alien invasion, but the name 'Space Invaders' has deep ties in popular culture, meaning much more people will go see the movie because of the it, even if it has little or nothing to do with the game.
So it will be as much like the original as the "I, Robot" movie was like Asimov's stories.
What a waste of time. I'll skip this one...
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So it will be as much like the original as the "I, Robot" movie was like Asimov's stories. What a waste of time. I'll skip this one...
Er... are you serious? I think it was implicit to anyone the reason the film would have little to do with the original game was... that the plot of the original game was virtually nonexistent anyway! Yes, Hollywood is notorious for dicking about with stuff, but in this case the joke would be trying to make a "film" using this as the plot:-
A group of earth-invading aliens moves in lockstep formation attempting to shoot lone ship on ground that's trying in turn to blast *them* from behind some shields. Plot
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Were the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies all a waste of time? Those were movies "based on" a theme park ride.
That's not actually meant as a complete defense, since at least the first 3, which I've seen so far (recently), I wasn't a huge fan of them... but they were at least mildly amusing.
Basically, I don't think it's completely impossible that a movie called "Space Invader
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Considering the alien sprites from the game are highly iconic and used as trademarks they'll likely be required to use them at least once in the movie.
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Clue at least shared a plot with the game. Mr. Body is murdered, and all the characters from the game need to run around the mansion trying to figure out whodunit. With Space Invaders and Battleship, what plot is there to share? Are the Space Invaders going to be fended off by a single ship that can only move horizontally? Will Battleship be about a naval battle in which all the radars stop working and all the crew are suddenly stricken blind?
"Spaced Invaders" will profit too (Score:2)
The name 'Space Invaders' rings a bell for a lot of people...
Some people will make a little mistake and accidentally rent "Spaced Invaders", http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100666/ [imdb.com], and they will probably be far better off. :-)
I've read the proposed treatment (Score:5, Funny)
The pacing starts out a little slow, but by the ending it really flies with a back-and-forth recklessness that is thrilling.
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Sounds like my general review of most porns
The pacing starts out a little slow, but by the ending it really flies with a back-and-forth recklessness that is thrilling. Then I lose interest.
It's not April is it? (Score:3)
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Its not the PC police.
The game is still sold as as "Snakes and Ladders" in many places from other vendors, even in the US.
Its "Chutes and Ladders" to many because that's what Milton Bradley called his version when he "introduced" the game to the United States in the 40s.
I expect it was probably done for copyright and / trademark / marketing reasons not PC reasons.
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Its not the PC police.
The game is still sold as as "Snakes and Ladders" in many places from other vendors, even in the US.
Its "Chutes and Ladders" to many because that's what Milton Bradley called his version when he "introduced" the game to the United States in the 40s.
I expect it was probably done for copyright and / trademark / marketing reasons not PC reasons.
They probably thought that a game without 'snakes' in the title would sell better.
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Sadly, I think a movie about Hungry Hungry Hippos would be more interesting.
All these aliens-invade-Earth movies get really old: aliens come to Earth with high-tech guns and start killing everyone, humans almost die off entirely, some hero with a hot girlfriend kill off all the aliens, hero and girlfriend repopulate the Earth...
If they did a "Triple-H" movie, they could mix it up: Hippos surround every major city and bounce people between each other devouring them as they get close, humans almost die off en
Theme song.. (Score:2)
....is already written.
"he's hooked, he's hooked, his brain is cooked... Spaaaaace Invaders!"
I first heard it on Dr. Demento, a long...long time ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McteLDT01Ig [youtube.com]
Song by Uncle Vic.
I love the "fair use" and "disclaimer" and other stuff this guy has on the posting.
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BMO
triangles (Score:2)
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Lur, from Omicron Peresi 8 (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Lrrr, of the planet Omicron Peresi 8 (Score:2)
"Drop down, reverse direction, prepare for landing. You are defeated. Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be. Muahahahaha!"
Might be good.... (Score:2)
If they somehow manage to bring the iconic "Invaders" style to the big screen in a way that leaves it recognizable but not looking completly outdated, this might result in a truly outstanding movie. Regardless of the plot. You know, some completly new visual style like what Matrix gave us.
There should be a law that forbids buying the rights to only the NAME of something.
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If they somehow manage to bring the iconic "Invaders" style to the big screen in a way that leaves it recognizable but not looking completly outdated, this might result in a truly outstanding movie. Regardless of the plot. You know, some completly new visual style like what Matrix gave us.
Yeah what he said.... and 3D!
Desperation in Hollywood (Score:5, Informative)
Hollywood is out of second-tier comic book superheroes and the plastic-toy genre has been well covered. As for remakes, "Police Academy 8" has been green-lighted, so the bottom of the barrel has been reached there. Some major franchises have reached end of life. The final Harry Potter movie, and what's probably the final Bond movie, are about to come out.
On the video game front, Rockstar won't let a studio make a GTA game; they think it would devalue the franchise. So Hollywood has to go through the bargain bin of video game rights.
The state of the industry is pathetic. Warner Bros. is doing so badly that only one of their movies last year made the top 100. (It was "Hot Tub Time Machine".) There's a backlash against bad 3D movies. [coventrytelegraph.net]
The desperate attempts to insure a hit on a big budget by redoing something that worked before are backfiring.
Re:Desperation in Hollywood (Score:5, Funny)
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There's still a lot of movies they can do remakes of!
I think Hollywood should seriously consider doing a remake of these movies in 3D! I'm really hoping someone in Hollywood reads this and starts thinking about it.
Re:Desperation in Hollywood (Score:4, Informative)
Ummm... the Harry Potter franchise are Warner Brothers pictures. I'm pretty sure that made it into the top 100 movies of last year. So was Inception. That's 2 in the top 5 grossing [wikipedia.org] for 2010, proving you don't know what you're talking about.
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Warner Bros. is doing so badly that only one of their movies last year made the top 100. (It was "Hot Tub Time Machine".)
I think you mean MGM. Warner Bros had a ton in the top 100. http://boxofficemojo.com/yearly/chart/?yr=2010&p=.htm [boxofficemojo.com]
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Right, MGM. Sorry.
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As the total cost of filmmaking becomes cheaper and cheaper, Hollywood has to focus on doing things the little guys can't. Like 3D, or CGI or pay expensive fees to give their movies recognizable names. That said, I generally am not a fan of movies based on rides, games or tv shows, but Slumdog Millionaire was a story based on the rights to 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' and that was a amazing movie.
Minesweeper (Score:3)
Hopefully Tempest is next ... (Score:2)
I know (Score:5, Insightful)
Invaders, from Space? (Score:5, Funny)
futurama Series 3 FTW (Score:3, Funny)
Who needs anything else?
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Futurama S3 E18 [comedycentral.com]. Who needs anything else?
A 2 liter bottle of Shasta and an all Rush mix tape would be good.
Should have an awesome soundtrack! (Score:2)
Rhythmic and increasing in tempo throughout the movie. Enkt ... Enkt ... Enkt ... Enkt .. Enkt .. Enkt .. Enkt .. Enkt .. Enkt .. Enkt .. Enkt .. Enkt .. Enkt . Enkt . Enkt . Enkt . Enkt . Enkt Enkt Enkt
Been done. (Score:2)
There actually was a short film based on space invaders. It was used as filler between movies on HBO in their very early days, and was credited as someone's student animation project. It involved a bunch of characters off of pinball games, including an Egyptian style god, coming to life and trying to fight off the waves of space invaders and defend civilians. Scenes where the defenders ducked and popped out from behind brownstones much like using the four space invaders shield walls still stick in my mind,
MPAA! (Score:2)
Plot! (Score:3)
4 regular old marines that have more personality than most military types you meet - the black guy, the hispanic guy, generic WASP white guy and butch (but still cute and wears lipstick) lesbian girl - are sent new orders to show up to a secret base. In the secret base there's fancy new laser beam weapons that the marines are going to have to learn (queue montage).
But wait! Evil Liam Neeson has made a deal with the aliens and sold out our greatest secret! The fact that we start to suck at shooting things when the targets move faster.
Suddenly there's alien spaceships in the sky! Oh no, and they start moving faster and faster! So fast in fact that you can't actually see what's happening on the screen! How did they know our greatest weakness (DAMN YOU LIAM NEESON). The hispanic guy gets wounded, then the black guy dies. The white guy saves the day (by finishing the level) and the lesbian goes straight and marries the white guy. The hispanic guy is the best man at their wedding.
The end.
Considering what they did with Doom (Score:2)
I think after what they did with Doom the only thing that is certain about this movie is that it will not have space or invaders. Otherwise it is all open.
As others have said, this is probably sheer desperation in needing to use a title people know to get punters to go rather then say a trailer with all the action shots or a female star taking her top off.
Space Invaders the movie... when people mention it dear Hollywood they were making FUN of you. NOT making a suggestion.
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I think after what they did with Doom the only thing that is certain about this movie is that it will not have space or invaders.
Eh? The way I remember it, the Doom movie was a pretty dead-on version of Doom III, albeit with more characters a fewer monsters. They even had a whole section of the movie that went into first-person shooter mode. How much more like Doom could they have made it?
Lather, Rinse, Repeat. (Score:4, Informative)
I'll base the plot here on what I've seen in other movies like Independence Day and War of the Worlds (the Tom Cruise version).
Aliens attack earth to steal our water on account of its amazingly high specific heat capacity which they need for cooling their interstellar space drives. Despite the ability to travel interstellar space easily, the aliens somehow failed to read Sun Tzu's "the Art of War" and, assembling in a highly primitive phalanx formation reminiscent of the techniques of Ancient Romans, they are slaughtered wholesale by Global Hawks and F-22/F-35's manned by a people's army of inspiring ethnic diversity.
Blame "Pirates of the Caribbean" (Score:5, Interesting)
So starting with nothing they came up with a witty plot and some great acting, and they had a legitimate hit. Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow is an inspired character and he and Geoffrey Rush make the movie. Keira Knightley is no slouch either. It is a classic, and will be appreciated by generations of movie goers.
This success brought the 'Dark Side' of the Hollywood machine into play. Producers realized that they could look for movie concepts where there was no plot to begin with. From their point of view all they need is a recognizable concept/title. Think Alvin and the Chipmunks, Marmaduke, etc. So we are now facing the dreadful reality of the Space Invaders move. In 3D.
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It is a classic, and will be appreciated by generations of movie goers.
No... No, it isn't.
It's a convoluted, excessively long trilogy with backstabs and double crosses galore, and with each successive film, there is yet another story thread added. There's no suspense because only two non-nameless, non-faceless people actually die and everyone else is immortal, uninjured, and/or just plain too fucking slapsticky to die. It's tiresome to watch due to the length, yet another comeback or double cross, and the s
Re:Blame "Pirates of the Caribbean" (Score:4, Insightful)
The first Pirates movie is good. As with the Matrix, I pretend that Pirates has no sequels.
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PS: Don't rip on the Chipmunks, my 6 year old's kindergarten will be on you like Muslims on a Danish cartoonist
Creativity Bankrupt / Fear Crysis (Score:2)
There are a lot of unwritten and written stories that are worth translating to movies. The frame of invaders is not.
I hope Hollywood achieve some economical bankrupt to acompany the creativity bankrupt and the paralizing fear to tell new stories. I know is because money is coward, but I feel I am allowed to hate this cowardize.
Already done (Score:2)
As per subject: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VczbbiRmDik [youtube.com]
From the description:
SPACE INVADERS is the 2nd video performance of the GAME OVER Project, directed by the Swiss artist Guillaume REYMOND (NOTsoNOISY creative agency). This stop-motion video was shot and played during and for the "Belluard Bollwerk International" festival (Fribourg, Switzerland | www.belluard.ch) on June 24th 2006.
Can someone argue about some copyright issues? TFA states the option to acquire the rights, not that they've been granted
Who wouldn't want to write this? (Score:2)
coming up with a captivating universe, especially for video game adaptations, is no easy task.
I think the screenwriting experience is vastly underappreciated. While it's rough, perhaps, to think about what an alien world would be like, and then try to imagine some fictional situation, a much easier route is to just write about what you know, and then, embellish! Every day you go through events that you later tell others about, because they're inherently interesting stories... they're real world situations that people can relate to. These are perfect as inspiration for a movie plot.
For instance, p
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Colour (Score:3)
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Will it be shot in 4 bit colour and in a none wide screen format?
It will be filmed in tall screen format, and monochrome. But, there will be strips of transparent colored tape across the screen at various levels to simulate a color display.
Happy up Here (Score:2)
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Didn't we already see this movie? (Score:2)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100666/ [imdb.com] - Spaced Invaders
Shouldn't be long now (Score:2)
Can't wait till they make a movie about differently shaped blocks falling from the sky.
subject (Score:5, Insightful)
Dear Hollywood: Fuck you.
it was a cold dark night (Score:4, Interesting)
on the dark side of this planet. this ugly, misbegotten planet. another hole in space to make, another sphere full of screaming, dying blobs of flesh.
i try not to think about it, but it gets to you after a while. last week lenni went crazy. he started writing on the wall with his blood and his shit mixed together... sort of like an 'outline font'. he wrote something about the 'last coming of the jesus lizard'. i couldnt read the rest of it. they closed off his bunker and hosed it down so nobody was really sure what happened to him, exactly. someone said they heard a shot, a loud shot in the night. but i dont think that was like lenni. lenni was more into knots and ropes. although i guess a plasma burst would be a hell of a lot faster and more painless.
i wonder what he was thinking, those last seconds before he pulled the trigger. probably nothing. thats what this job does to you. a hundred years of extermination. a hundred years of terror. a hundred years of making way for civilization - a civilization that you will never get to take part in. sure, maybe if you retire, but how many make it that far? out of my first squad class, there are only 3 left. 3 out of 50. all of the rest are dead or insane.
so why do i keep doing it, you ask? and who are you, i wonder? im writing this in a secret code in an ancient form of communication, called 'paper'. i picked it up on beta star seven stroke 6, alpha quadrant. some dead rat had a whole room full of the stuff, and a long cylindrical object that you use to scratch with onto the surface. it leaves an impression and a marking. its kind of fun once you get the hang of it really.
but im just avoiding your first question. why keep doing it? this shit hole fuck up of a job? no life, no future, no responsibilities, no nothing. actually thats kind of the good part. the bad part, the nightmares, the voices, the memories. the emptiness. you fill it up. the ship has an endless supply of drugs, of joues, of fake anthropods from every species upon which you simulate procreation. they even got simulated babies and families if you want it. dont know why you would, sick fuckers who do that shit are the ones you have to watch out for. they are the ones that really got nuts - they dont just off themselves in the privacy of their own cube hole. no. they take out an entire squad with them. they rain down parts onto whatever shit hole we are invading, like some kind of kid throwing candy from a pinata. they laugh, like corricks, that guy, he just started laughing and killing everyone. friend, enemy, commander, didn't matter. base lost 4 of its top ribbons, each with 200 years planet clearing experience... wives, pensions, families.
they tell us we arent supposed to mention his name. they killed a guy last week for doing it. actually it wasnt 'they', it was this shit hard sergeant named dooley. he's about as fucked up as lenni was, but dooley would never off himself. he loves pain too much - seeing other people in pain. he keeps them like that for weeks, keeping them barely alive so he can listen to them scream. then he offs them right as he ejaculates. dont ask me how i know this.
i would like to chop his dick off, though. just to see the look on his face. and then what? id become like him i guess. whatever. thats just a way to stay alive - either go crazy and off yourself, or go crazy and off everyone else. where is the middle ground here? go crazy and write into a little secret book, that nobody can find. hide it under your sleeper, train yourself to pass the mind-scanning test they do every week. become expert at logic twists and bending diagrams, to explain that 'no, you have no contraband information on your person or in your thoughts' because, well, technically, they dont even know that 'paper' exists... and so how can it be contraband?
anyways. another mission up. some shit fuck ass planet called 'earth'. it looks blue with smears of brown all over it, some green. and white all over the place. the inhabitants are like little blood pustules, stubby
Fuck Space Invaders. Someone Do Joust Please (Score:3)
Personally, I think as far as classic video games go, Joust has much more story and plot potential than Space Invaders.
Though John Newcomer and Williams didn't give any deep details about the world the game takes place in, it at least has the makings of just a good sword and sorcery fantasy flick, featuring bird mounted knights fighting other mounted knights throughout the course of whatever quest and adventure they are on in thrilling bird on bird action.
Sadly though, it appears that Joust is already on the road to being fucked [rottentomatoes.com] as far as movie possibilities go:
Re:Plot? (Score:5, Funny)
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They added a kind of spoof plot in Space Invaders: Get Even. Including lines like "our weapons are not designed for fighting 2D enemies!"
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A movie with attacking aliens which can move very quickly, but only sideways.
I've seen more ridiculous "serious" aliens in Hollywood blockbusters.
Another vehicle (Score:4, Insightful)
...for Megan Fox to exhibit her thespian excellence.
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I think that the movie should be based on this Slashdot conversation.
It would still be long and plotless, but at least it would be amusing.
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I didn't even know she liked girls.
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Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Ender's game? Pretty much a great story based on Space Invaders.
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Heh that's pretty funny but I'd be happy if Hollywood could put out movies with a plot anywhere near that good. Even with Card's freaky stance on copyright and his religious proselytizing, he did manage to write a couple good books there.
Thinking about it though, after the third one in the series though it does start to go downhill fast. I wonder if Card himself has Hollywood-itis, the tendency to beat a dead horse until money stops falling out.
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I wonder if Card himself has Hollywood-itis, the tendency to beat a dead horse until money stops falling out.
You mean like a pinata?
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No, like Star Wars.
Re:Plot? (Score:5, Informative)
That series started going downhill when he expanded 'Enders game' from an excellent short story (in one of the Pornelle 'There Will be War' collections) into a long winded and pretentious book.
Re:Plot? (Score:4, Interesting)
Thinking about it though, after the third one in the series though it does start to go downhill fast. I wonder if Card himself has Hollywood-itis, the tendency to beat a dead horse until money stops falling out.
How about this then?
Scene 1:
Han Sparrow - a scrappy, self interested, but charismatic space pirate makes landfall on a backwater planet. He has a brief confrontation with some blond guy, who is obviously keen on the princess of this planet (who wishes to return his affections, but is already promised to another). All is interrupted when the horribly warped "Space Invaders", led by Captain Vadar attack, kidnapping the princess; believing that her DNA contains the code to unlock the curse of their mutations. Actually, it's the blond guy's DNA they need, due to some kind of mix-up.
Re:Plot? (Score:5, Interesting)
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That's nothing new. Ever seen the trailer for The Princess Bride?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpBO9FRkGsY [youtube.com]
Basically EVERY scene is given away.
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What's next? Pong: The Movie!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u5YaGU3ELk [youtube.com]
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What's next? Pong: The Movie!!
I seem to remember seeing that in theaters under the title Forrest Gump.
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"Clippy Returns" would be an excellent title for a horror film.
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Space Invaders was released in 1978. It was old hat by the time 1980 rolled around. There were a few squeals released in the 80s though. Space Invaders Part II and Return of the Invaders come to mind.
Though not sequels, Space Invaders was made old with the release of Galaxian (space invaders with up to a squadron of 3 dive-bombing aliens), which in turn was uprooted by Galaga (Galaxian but now the flying around was the main thing).
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Or Royksopp's video for "Happy Up Here" [youtube.com]...
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That is actually not a bad plot line.
It should have Bill Murray as the divorced man.
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Change squatters into zombies, and you can justify quite a bit of violence! But now I disgress wasn't that already made? Like a two or three hundred times?
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SPACE INVADERS HAS ABSOLUTELY ZERO PLOT AND NO CHARACTERS
So does Twilight, and there's the movies and girls screaming for the actors. Put a hot chick, a hopeless romantic guy and ships coming down the sky back and forth and there you have it! Ah, wait, that was transformers.
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SPACE INVADERS HAS ABSOLUTELY ZERO PLOT AND NO CHARACTERS
So does Twilight, and there's the movies and girls screaming for the actors. Put a hot chick, a hopeless romantic guy and ships coming down the sky back and forth and there you have it! Ah, wait, that was transformers.
Someone call Michael Bay.
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That with the Atari 2600 console version they can make 112 Movies out of it
And one of the gunners discovers that if he holds down the ignition switch in his tank while powering up, he can have 2 shots in the air at a time instead of just one.
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Get MAME [mamedev.org], get the original ROM, [romnation.net] have the exact experience of the original (because it really is the original).