Worst Games Of the Year 123
Thanks to Bryan Gurney who pointed out the sharky list of ten worst games of 2000. Now, granted, there's still some time left, but what a list of games you never want to see. Any ones you think they missed? And I think we can all guess the worst game of 2000 *coughdaikatanacough*
Re:laugh at the nerd (Score:1)
Worst game? Airport Tycoon! (Score:1)
Awful graphics, awful game-play, awful tutorial, awful manual, awful user interface, TONS of bugs...
But the worst thing? The awful waste of what looked to be an awesome concept. Man, if they had made it on the level of playability and usability of something like SimCity or TransportTycoon, it woulda been an awsome game. A real opportunity lost.
Here's a link to a review of the game. [gamecenter.com] In my opinion, the review is much too kind. I wiped it off my disk and threw the CD, box, and 'manual' in the dumpster. First time I've EVER done that with a game.
Utter crap. Stay away. (For the record, the game's original name was "Airport Mogul" in the UK, and aparently it was just bought, repackaged, and renamed with no attempt to actually have the new name reflected in the software, installer, or even in parts of the manual... totally sloppy and slip-shod).
- Spryguy
Re:laugh at the nerd (Score:1)
You have no idea how satisfying it is to talk to an ex-classmate and find they are (still) working at a golf course for just over minimum wage... then drive off in your new Prelude and enjoy your 6 figure salary
Of course it's just the WORST GAMES (Score:1)
My Vote's On This Doofus [mikegallay.com]
Re:Who can agree... (Score:1)
Your sig rights the nail right on the head. (Score:1)
Exactly!
It's interesting to note that Soul Caliber [ign.com] doesnt' have any blood.
Drakken [surreal.com]* also has an option of not showing any. (The dead bodies slowly fade out to nothing.)
Sure, the gore in Mortal Kombat 2 was, shall we say, interesting, but it didn't add anything constructive to gameplay. And to tell you the truth, I haven't missed the blood at all in the latest games !
* Someone even did up a nude Rynn [drakan2.com] model for Drakken! I don't mind this, because, hey, if a users wants to see a virtual character get "nekkid", that's their business, but to ship a game that way, IMHO "shows a lack of taste and good judgement." Yeah, sex sells, but do we have to keep exploiting it for sales? i.e. The real live "Laura Croft" at E3 was under 18, but yet you needed to be 18 or older to get into the show!?
Cheers
Re:#11. "Panty Raider: From Here to Immaturity" (Score:1)
Same with Solider of Fortune and Caramagedone.
I just can't quit playing this game (Score:1)
Bonuses awarded: Service Packs
Objective: Avoid BSOD
The only way to win. [redhat.com]
Re:laugh at the nerd (Score:1)
While there I asked the counter guy "hey, [old classmate's name] doesn't still work here, does he?". To which they responded "yeah but he's off tonight".
The scary part is that we graduated 13 years ago, he isn't a manager or anything, and when we were in HS, he was just getting paid in CD's.
LOO-HOOOoo...ZERRRRR-HEEERRRRR
The thought DID cross my mind that it could be a part time gig for free cd's, but no... if you knew him, you'd know in your heart that it was full time...
Is it still funny or cool to bash Daikatana? (Score:2)
Come on guys, get over it!
Daikatana was a really late game, and it wasn't that great (it might have been great, at least technologically, if it came out at the same time as Quake 2 like it was supposed to). But it wasn't terrible, just untimely. Most of us couldn't sit down and code that game engine, draw the graphics, animate the models, program the AI, make the maps, etc.
The real 10 worst games of the year are probably written in Visual Basic and distributed as shareware.
Re:Top Ten Worst Games in PC Gaming History from P (Score:2)
The catch phrase, under the Daikatana logo?
"Beleive the hype"
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LIFE (Score:1)
Re:My pick for for worst game of the year is... (Score:1)
Still, BoP was kind of fun, but it was one of those games where you really had to have two humans in order to play properly. My favorite was when you elected to go to DefCon 2 and put the ball back in the Soviets' court, and they replied, "Our answer will be arriving via the North Pole", followed by the aforesaid message.
Re:My pick for for worst game of the year is... (Score:1)
echo -n "Would you like to play a game? "
/usr/games/$x ] ; then /usr/games/$x
read x
if [ -f
tput clear
exec
else
echo "Funny, the only way to win is not to play at all."
fi
exit 0
Re:My pick for for worst game of the year is... (Score:1)
Re:Ten worst OS's? Will someone publish it? (Score:1)
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Re:Ultima IX -- Too early? (Score:2)
Interplay (parent of Black Isle) has a very long history of CRPG's, and even this Ultima fanatic will gladly hand them the crown. Origin will be as forgotten as the name of the company that made Wizardry
Re:worst 20 nintendo games of all time: (Score:1)
I remember being SO disappointed with the X-Men NES game. (and SO happy with the Arcade game! X-Men Rule!)
If that isn't enough to convince you to mod the review up, read the bit on Ninjas from "The Legend of Kage". Having a random rating category in a review of bad games rules, and Ninjas are Slashdot tradition as well.
Ninja Rating: 7
While most ninjas are notorious for being silent assassins of the night, it's nice to see one who's not afraid to climb trees and wear neon dresses. The only thing that could make this ninja cooler is a big sombrero and a Tonka Truck t-shirt.
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Re:laugh at the nerd (Score:1)
Myself, I earn far less than that, but if I had that kind of money I'd still probably pick the Prelude (actually, I just bought a very cool VW Golf Turbo) over one of those big heavy gas guzzling beasts. A penny saved is a penny earned, and while you are spending your stock options on cars, I'll be saving my options so my kids can be rich.
How to catch seagulls (Score:1)
Take pieces of white bread and roll into small balls.
Take long piece of string and tie one end around the ball of white bread.
Put ball of bread on ground and wait for seagull heh heh heh.
Seagull swallows bread, swallows string - et voila!
If done for instance on the back of a moving boat you can then tie the string to the railing at the back of the boat, and build up quite a collction.
If you want I could also do the exploding seagull, too.
-fff-
Re:Daikatana really sucked with the "sidekicks" (Score:1)
Warez it for PC, and if I like it, buy the Linux or Mac version...
Deus Ex just flies on my cube..
Your Working Boy,
Re:worst game of 2000... (Score:1)
When Rune [runegame.com] hits it'll hit pretty darned hard... I just hope the mod community (it uses the Unreal engine/UnrealEd/UnrealScript) starts creating some groovy class/stat/RPG/ addons and hopefully some massive worlds..
I've got the warez gold master and I'm positively hooked.. Gotta love the dwarven work sword..
Your Working Boy,
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Flame on, lamer (Score:1)
Yeah, nice logic, the apostrophes would be in there had slashdot footers been allowed to exceed 120 characters.
Re:Diakatana (Score:1)
Yeah, yeah, ok, mod me down, but it had to be said.
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Re:one (Score:1)
(Dijital ponders starting a support group for this... how American)
Dijital
Why Star Trek games suk big time (Score:2)
Oh, if you don't like registration, try this link [nytimes.com] instead.
Re:Diablo II (Score:1)
Concentrate more on promoting than on demoting. The real goal here is to find the juicy good stuff and let others read it. Do not promote personal agendas. Do not let your opinions factor in. Try to be impartial about this. Simply disagreeing with a comment is not a valid reason to mark it down.
I think I've made my point.
Top Ten Worst Games in PC Gaming History from PCG (Score:5)
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(as reported by the venerable PC Gamer magaizine, October 2000, not restricted to this year, although quite a few were. Not all of the text is reproduced, just choice quotes
10. Curse You, Red Baron - "A half-hearted attempt at budget software from our sardonic 'friends' at Sierra"
9. Evel Knievel 3D Stunt Game - "I don't know what's more incredible - the fact that Evel can still walk... or that HeadGames can ship utter crap like this"
8. Test Drive 8 - "the series fell from grace even quicker than MC Hammer"
7. Beatdown - "...and AI code that's suffered from one too many malt liquor forties"
6. Mode - "Also known as Annoying Performance Artist Interactive"
5. Nations - "as far as I know, this is the only time the phrase 'wet fart of a game' has been used in PC Gamer's history [in a review]"
4. Swamp Buggy Racing - "catering to a demographic that does not actually own computers"
3. Extreme Paintbrawl - "As it stands, Paintbrawl's lead designer confessed that the game shipped without any AI" - that is not a joke, it actually happened...
2. Extreme Watersports (not what you're thinking) - "not even the programmers' mothers would buy this"
1. Skydive - "It's as if Satan himself got his hands on a DirectX SDK, and decided to share the incomparablepain and suffering of the inferno with the PC gaming market"
Well, there you have it. Be careful, though - just as you shouldn't post without reading the article, don't bash Dakitana without playing it. It's a really sucky game but is not as bad as most ignoramuses think it is.
Did I just defend Dakitana? Oh my...
Re:worst 20 nintendo games of all time: (Score:1)
Re:My pick for for worst game of the year is... (Score:1)
Daikatana worst game in more than one way. (Score:5)
Daikatana [daikatana.com] sucked because of Romero's endless spending and Eidos's [edios.com] decision to back them financially. This (helped) cause the demise of Looking Glass Entertainment [lglass.com] Maker of such incredible games as Thief 1 and 2, and System Shock 2.
Its really Ironic that a division of Ion Storm [ionstorm.com] managed to produce one of the best games of the year, Deus Ex. [deusex.com] It is even more Ironic that Warren Spector, Producer of Thief 1 works for Ion Storm. [ionstorm.com] And now, Warren Spector has the rights to Thief 3 (damn good thing he does too!) and it looks like Ion Storm [ionstorm.com] will be releasing it.
That is a strange cycle of events...
Re:FP Game (Score:1)
It's not a strategy game, it's a twitch game. "Max out your karma" is a strategy game, but it's like Quake; A great amount of effort expended for a minimal payoff.
The best thing about the slashdot games engine is the network performance. Of course, the worst thing about the slashdot games engine is the network performance. And is it just me, or is the moderation system a lot like PK'ing?
DMCA (Score:1)
(Don't laugh, things that stupid seem to be happening a lot lately in the States.)
Re:Daikatana really sucked with the "sidekicks" (Score:1)
Re:Best game? (Score:5)
If your hands had to go up to play with your nuts, I'd be worried.
Re:Daikatana worst game in more than one way. (Score:1)
True that this game both sucked and (as you said) HELPED killed Looking Glass Studios, but to be honest, and to give a crappy game a chance, LGS may have gone out of business anyways. This [ttlg.com] has a lot more info on the demise of LGS, with their quick answer as
Looking Glass died because a series of problems compounded each other into a financially lethal situation. No single factor is to blame. No single person or entity killed Looking Glass. No one problem was enough, on its own, to kill the company. Nonetheless, the problems were deadly when combined. .
Re:Is it still funny or cool to bash Daikatana? (Score:1)
Just because someone can code the game engine , etc. doesn't mean that we cannot judge it. I doubt any of us can design a car, but we can all agree that the Ford Pinto was absolute crap, but under your idea, we cannot judge it. Doesn't make sense at all. If one thinks it's crap, then they're entitiled to their own opinion.
Re:Why were all the games on this page ommitted? (Score:1)
Re:Why I bought the game. (Score:1)
Yes, for the CD itself. I already cut it in half, now all I have to do is mail it to John Romero's desk along with a strongly worded letter on how Daikatana was such a steaming load of elephant crap.
Initially, my reason for buying it was to see if it could be a good single-player game, but it had its chance.
More at Gamecenter (Score:1)
http://www.gamecenter.com/Features/Exclusives/Top
Re:#11. "Panty Raider: From Here to Immaturity" (Score:1)
christmas time (Score:1)
Hence, there is more than enough time for the worst game of the year to be released.
Re:My pick for for worst game of the year is... (Score:2)
hmm (Score:2)
Re:nahhh! (Score:1)
Re:Is it still funny or cool to bash Daikatana? (Score:1)
Just thought I'd clear that up.
(By the way: the core game engine, which is arguably the best thing about the game, wasn't written by anyone at Ion Storm. It was licensed from id Software.)
Re:Ten worst OS's? Will someone publish it? (Score:1)
Do you mean the moderation drop-down boxes?
My Win98 system resources dropped to 10% after IE loaded an entire slashdot document.
Re:#11. "Panty Raider: From Here to Immaturity" (Score:1)
Diakatana (Score:1)
Re:laugh at the nerd (Score:1)
Can I suck your dick?
i dunno (Score:1)
daikatana (Score:5)
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Why were all the games on this page ommitted? (Score:1)
Re:Diablo II (Score:1)
Diablo II is one of the worst games I've played this year. One of the reason probably being that I haven't played a lot of games this year, and my tastes are generally towards RPGs; I've never enjoyed any FPS at all. So obviously my comments are biased, but hey, its always good to see things from a different perspective, no?
Anyway, the thing I hate most about Diablo II is that it is being marketed as an RPG, and in some reviews I even read about it being the best RPG title of the year. That's quite an insult to the genre, because Diablo II is as much as RPG as the cheap D&D hack 'n slash game you can find at arcades.
It lacks a good storyline, consists of nothing but killing and more killing, and in fact compared to the original Diablo, its even lost one of the things that made me play the game in the first place.
The original Diablo had much more of a sense of gothic horror than the sequel. The game felt dark, there was a smell of evil in the air, and as you went down the dungeons you'd feel slightly nervous and wishing for some kind of holy protection.
In Diablo II, I don't feel much of that at all! It truly felt like a third-person shooter; zero immersion. The concept of waypoints and the way you save games is also very un-RPG like.
So basically Diablo II ranks as the worst game of the year for people who like to play RPGs.
My pick for for worst game of the year is... (Score:5)
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Re:My pick for for worst game of the year is... (Score:1)
Damn.. (fade-flashback to sixth grade)..
I think it is See You Later.
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Re:Diakatana (Score:1)
laugh at the nerd (Score:5)
Re:Daikatana really sucked with the "sidekicks" (Score:1)
Hmmm a bad game? (Score:1)
Taking his ball and going home (Score:1)
Adventures of a Slashdot Moderator (Score:5)
Furious George and the Cross Country Crime Spree!! (Score:3)
Ive played that damn game about a thousand times and have never cracked the top 20...
The monkey forces an ISP to install Windows NT in New York, NY. The monkey is wanted for crimes against God in New York.
Re:My pick for for worst game of the year is... (Score:1)
For me.. (Score:1)
"But Doctor, if they take away my head surely I'll die?"
Re:one (Score:2)
I dono't wy. D'you?
FP Game (Score:1)
Then again, I've never liked strategy games...
huh? (Score:1)
And by the way, there were some comments that dissapeared for some reason in this forum.
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Re:My pick for for worst game of the year is... (Score:1)
Force Commander (Score:3)
After playing through the first 2 missons of Force Commander, I realized that this game wasn't getting any better and shelved it. The plot was half-way interesting: lowly Imperial officer rises through the ranks, and presumably ends up switching to the rebellion (didn't get that far). But between stupid AI on units and a camera angle that makes things look like a Picasso painting...One has to wonder how this can be from the same publisher that gave us Tie Fighter and Jedi Knight. LucasArts needs to find some better game companies to farm their license out too.
Re:Daikatana really sucked with the "sidekicks" (Score:3)
I forgot to mention that for two months after I bought it, I couldn't even RUN Daikatana. I had Windows 2000, and the game had a slew of serious problems while running under Win2K. Not until I got DSL did I download the 44.3 MB (!) patch and experience the load of crap as it was meant to be seen.
Re:Adventures of a Slashdot Moderator (Score:1)
You played to (at least) the end of level 4? Wow. I'm impressed.
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Re:#11. "Panty Raider: From Here to Immaturity" (Score:1)
The secret to surviving in any industry is that if you can't make money selling crappy products the legit way, sell crappy porno or pseudo-porno products instead.
I do give them credit for wearing this like a badge of pride:
This site has been blocked by CyberSitter and NetNanny.
Re:My pick for for worst game of the year is... (Score:1)
Nintendo Gamebo:Adv. of a Slashdot Moderator (Score:1)
Doesn't work on the Linux version, sadly.
I wonder why Chuchunco City isn't here... (Score:1)
Sharky Games - PC - Games - Ten Worst Games of the Year
My game is cross-platform, and runs better on UNIX/Linux, so I'm out already...
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Luis González
Re:Related news (Score:2)
preemptive announcements [yahoo.com], vaporware, FUD, etc, etc.
Another stinker... (Score:1)
I was actually looking forward to a little bit of updated nostalgia in the vein of the first two games for the C64. I was sorely disappointed. Unfortunately, I checked this game out when I should have been studying, so even the horrible control and dated graphics were enough to contribute to my procrastination efforts.
Re:Best game? (Score:1)
Ten worst OS's? Will someone publish it? (Score:1)
However two OSes will surely be on the Ten Most: Win00 and WinMe (Win you? No thanks).
Well Windows00 may have got some points to stay out of the Ten Worst as a desktop system. However, as a server, it is surely inside. As far as I see, no one tries to use it as a server system. Sincerly, I would say that after more than half year I have met only one attempt.
However the absolute champion is surely Windows Me. Fantastic! In a region where still 80% of users live M$, I have not seen one single copy of this thing. And I still remember how, some years ago, people would hunt for Windows Betas, raw betas, release candidates and even weird copies snagged from Redmond's Howl. Today, WinMe does not show up even on pirated copies. No one even talks about it. Most people don't even record about its existence.
Sincerly no one even remebers when this thing was launched...
So M$ maybe you have the honour to be in a line with a Linux distro. However 1st place goes to you. For the first time in 15 years (since you launched that mutant called DOS 4.0).
Re:laugh at the nerd (Score:1)
Re:Daikatana worst game in more than one way. (Score:1)
Its too bad, they should have stayed with the original games. Really, the worst thing is the number of people who bought their games was low (not overly low, but not UT or Q3A levels.) My opinion is that LG made games for people with brains, people who like plot development, and a damn good experience. Its rather like a Stanley Kubrick movie, great critical acclaim, but no one goes to see them.
Note to Slashdotters, If you have not tried Thief 1 or 2, or System Shock 2 (also by Irrational games) You really should, some of these titles are in the bargain bin now...
Re:My pick for for worst game of the year is... (Score:2)
The line is, in fact, a paraphrase of the message the loser reads at the end of Chris Crawford's wonderful game, "Balance of Power."
Does anyone else remember it?
Re:My pick for for worst game of the year is... (Score:2)
>wargames
Wargames, by I.P. Freely
"Sometimes the only way to win is not to play at all."
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Re:Ten worst OS's? Will someone publish it? (Score:1)
Best game of several years . . . (Score:1)
Has anything even remotely similar been attempted lately? I guess the "geopolitical sim" market is going to lag behind FPS and RTS for a while longer
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Ultima IX -- Too early? (Score:1)
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However, graphics aren't everything so let's move on to the next area in the game - the interface. It's really difficult to put how terrible Force Commander's interface is into words... let's see... hmmm... OK, I think I've got it! The interface in Force Commander is akin to jumping into a piranha-infested pool filled with heavily-salted lemon juice after having just survived an attack by the paper-cut monsters from the planet Fleshwound.
Wow, that made my night.
worst 20 nintendo games of all time: (Score:5)
http://seanbaby.com/nes/w20-1.htm
Re:FP Game (Score:1)
hint: that was the joke
WinME missing there... (Score:2)
Re:My pick for for worst game of the year is... (Score:1)
Re:Diakatana (Score:2)
Only Bought SW:EP1:PodRacer (Score:2)
Most of these that allegedly suck are reminiscent of games which sucked 10 years ago. Guess it's a winning formula with the suits. ("But it was *HOT* on the Apple ][ in 1981!" "Yeah, but there were only 9 games out for it then!")
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I hate to nitpick, (Score:2)
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#11. "Panty Raider: From Here to Immaturity" (Score:3)
Almost makes me ashamed that I work in the [games] industry.
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"The issue today is the same as it has been throughout all history, whether man shall be allowed to govern himself or be ruled by a small elite." -- Thomas Jefferson
Re:Is it still funny or cool to bash Daikatana? (Score:2)
Oh yeah, tell that to the makers of Counter Strike [counter-strike.net], or Gunman Chronicles [sierrastudios.com]. Both are amateur efforts created by teams on the Internet who with 1/1000th of John Romero's $40 million and 1/4th the amount of time he had, have made games that are more playabe, better looking, and more professional.
In fact, general reaction to Daikatana seemed to be that it merely represented a poor mod, and with the quality of mods out there, such as Counter-Strike now being played more online than Q3A and UT - that isn't saying very much at all.
When it comes right down to it, Daikatana's ultimate failure is the amount of money thrown at someone for their track record. That money will not teach someone to be a true, innovative designer, nor will it teach them the skills necessary to run a large team in modern game development. Hopefully this ridiculousness in the industry is over, and the next time someone gets $40 mil for a game it's Warren Spector.
Re:Ten worst OS's? Will someone publish it? (Score:2)
The point of my comment? Well ten worst games? Well it is interesting. But I think that 10 worst OSes will be more interesting.
Why it wasn't marked offtopic? Well I don't eat with Taco or work with Hemos or sleep with Rob. So if it wasn't marked offtopic is not my fault...
Re:Ultima IX -- Too early? (Score:2)
Though we'll probably never know the real story as to why this game shipped so unfinished and with the rudest tech support of all time; what really galls is that no one who worked at OSI at the time seemed to remember what a legacy this game series was. It's where Warren Spector cut some of his teeth on computer gaming.
For me, as a player, it was - and perhaps now in hindsight rather silly, but for someone young - a moral experience. The Ultima series with it's continual history and small scale ethical conflicts taught me over the space of a few years that ethics and morals were never easy, and there was no simple solution to any large conflict. In their own crude way they reminded me of similar games in Orson Scott Card's Ender's Game or the book in The Diamond Age.
It's what makes it so infuriating, that a game that taught me so many principles sacrificed them at the last minute to the nastiness of today's game's industry.