Bite My Shiney PC-Metal Game 191
dagashi writes "'The ingenious, creative mind of Matt Groening (The Simpsons) now brings arguably his greatest creation yet, Futurama, to the interactive entertainment screen.' Looks like Futurama is signed to become a game. Yeha!"
Game... yay (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Game... yay (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Game... yay (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Game... yay (Score:1, Offtopic)
Re:Game... yay (Score:1)
Re:Game... yay (Score:2)
Re:Game... yay (Score:2)
Re:Game... yay (Score:3, Funny)
One of the new features of the Futurama game is, before you can play it, you have to sit through 25 minutes of NFL Action 2003.
Re:Game... yay (obscure Simpsons reference) (Score:1)
Re:Game... yay (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Game... yay (Score:1)
Yeah! (Score:1)
Just in time for the New season! (Wait, aren't they canceled?)
Re:Yeah! (Score:1)
Will there be.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Will there be.. (Score:1)
Re:Will there be.. (Score:2)
We'll be over here... with the hookers.
Shiney?! (Score:1, Flamebait)
- DDT
Re:Shiney?! (Score:2, Funny)
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[McP]KAAOS
Re:Shiney?! (Score:2, Insightful)
Too late!
Download [atariguide.com] and 'enjoy'.
Re:Shiney?! (Score:3, Funny)
Which typo are you pointing out? Hemos spelled "shiny" wrong. He was asking if it was a joke that he should laugh it. It's not a joke, but you can still laugh. Go ahead, laugh. It's healthy. Even at the expense of others who can't spell shiny. [dictionary.com]
Re:Shiney?! (Score:2)
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Re:Shiney?! (Score:1)
-J
Re:Shiney?! (Score:2)
Re:Shiney?! (Score:1)
Oh, the fun in this thread! Typo here, typo there...
Re:Shiney?! (Score:2)
Re:Shiney?! (Score:1)
Re:Shiney?! (Score:1)
This Game (Score:1)
Pray for a GBA version (Score:2)
except one thing - the lack of it being for pc.
I saw PS2, GCN, Xbox. So in a way it's on PC. And if they do decide to make a game for the Game Boy Advance, it'll be a drastically different design (due to the GBA's hardware support for 2d but only software support for 3d), but it'll at least be playable on PC with a cart reader [visoly.com] and VisualBoyAdvance [emuhq.com].
If it's as good as the Simpsons games (Score:5, Funny)
Re:If it's as good as the Simpsons games (Score:3, Funny)
Re:If it's as good as the Simpsons games (Score:2)
Re:If it's as good as the Simpsons games (Score:1)
Re:If it's as good as the Simpsons games (Score:2)
In fact, it was second only to X-Men (of the time.)
The four player uprights were the best (TMNT, Simpsons, X-Men)
Of course, YMMV, since I'm biased and wore the mouse suit before becoming a mgr.
Wow... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow... (Score:1, Insightful)
That positively kicked ass.
Erm... (Score:1, Flamebait)
License!=Good Game
Re:Erm... (Score:1)
Re:Erm... (Score:1)
And yet, the Simpsons games way back on the original NES sucked as well, even though the Simpsons was still in its prime then. Therefore, just because Futurama isn't quite as run into the ground yet doesn't mean a game based upon it will be any good.
Re:Erm... (Score:1)
I guess that's the way life goes... can't please them all!
Re:Erm... (Score:2)
License!=Good Game "
Wow, what a thoughtfully expressed opinion!
In all seriousness, though, parent poster makes a good point despite the retarded 'flamebait' moderation. Licenses do not instantly equal a good game. As a matter of fact, they tend to detract from it.
People like familiarity. That's why movies and games bring in big $$$ when they have famous characters or actors in them. The problem is that they tend to focus on little else. They don't even need to!
In most cases, licensed games are WORSE for it. I can see why, though. Most places think they need to pack the whole movie or TV show into a game. They don't seem to realize that one aspect of the license can be fun. Look at Rogue Squadron, for example. That game doesn't have you running around trying to get C3PO off of an Rebel ship. Instead, they focused on the fun part: Flying around and blowin shit up. Result? Good game. In the same vein, Shadows of the Empire stunk. It tried to be too much.
Anyway, I think I beat the dead horse enough. The parent poster was basically saying "Just because it's licensed from a good show doesn't mean it'll be a good game." And he's right. Too bad that the mod that nailed him didn't pay more attention to what he was saying.
nintendo (Score:2)
Re:nintendo (Score:2)
Re:nintendo (Score:2)
Super Star Wars? (Score:2)
What are you saying? Super Star Wars was a great game. If only they'd make it into a movie...
Re:Super Star Wars? (Score:2)
So you mean 3 solid hours of Luke doing that flip-lightsaber spin? You have wierd taste in movies...
IIRC, that's pretty much how you beat that game. I never found it that hard.
On the other hand, Star Wars: Rogue Leader for my GameCube ownz my sorry ass - I must be getting old or the games are getting harder.
This just in. (Score:2, Funny)
Great Timing!
its NOT cancelled. (Score:1)
Re:its NOT cancelled. (Score:1)
futurama in sydication!!! [gotfuturama.com]
"25 more terms..."
Comments? (Score:1)
Re:Comments? (Score:1)
Re:Comments? (Score:2)
Star Trek (Score:2)
Elsewhere, you could make a case for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle game or two and, for our younger brothers and sisters, various Barney, etc games were probably hours of fun.
Poll suggestions: (Score:1)
( ) Simpson's Road Rage(at least it had some sound clips
( ) X-Files game
( ) Star Trek
...
For that matter, what about video games becoming TV series?
Wow! (Score:2)
(I think this is the one Slashdot story where you probably won't have anything more interesting or insightful to contribute if you bother to follow the link.)
really good game-ports of TV series? (Score:1)
Re:really good game-ports of TV series? (Score:2)
Bart's Nightmare for SNES
Tiny Toons for SNES
That's all I can come up with
Re:really good game-ports of TV series? (Score:1)
Re:really good game-ports of TV series? (Score:2)
Bart's Nightmare (Score:2)
game premise (Score:1, Funny)
How long has this thing been in development? (Score:5, Informative)
I honestly did enjoy some of the early Simpsons games (can't tell if other comments are being sarcastic or not - Bart vs The Space Mutants and the original arcade game are fun) and am looking forward to this. Maybe it'll be good use of a TV license.
Re:How long has this thing been in development? (Score:2)
Re:How long has this thing been in development? (Score:2)
I will however move back to Norrköping and start working at UDS again by the 1st of November, so I will know more by then. I caught some glimpses by the game when I was visiting about a month ago and its some kind of 3rd person 3D adventure. Can't say anything about how it plays yet though.
Preempted? (Score:5, Funny)
Also on Fox... (Score:4, Interesting)
The real score would be a Temptation Island game, though. Tiffani [fox.com] may have been underutilized on the show, but I can assure you she'd play a much more prominent [fox.com] role in my fantasies, errrr, gaming.
Re:Also on Fox... (Score:1)
Does Sheriff John Bunnell or that other detective with the toupee make it into the game?
I like the fact that no matter what city they have a helicopter filming a chase, it's the same announcer each time, faking the same enthusiasm, even though he's sitting in a studio just watching it on a monitor and narrating it.
Seriously, I don't see how good this game could be...it's one thing to see it on TV in real life, but in a video game? I could play GTA and get the same effect, probably.
ugh (Score:1)
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gj
no thanks. (Score:2, Interesting)
Its kind of like southpark on DVD - I bought the movie and watched it maybe two times ever.... waste of money.
Re:no thanks. (Score:2)
I may as well just settle for zork I. that was a fun game - I enjoyed the gameplay... but the graphics were, well I guess it doesnt matter huh. We should focus on text adventures again only.
Cell Shaded Animation (Score:1)
Parse these statements (Score:5, Funny)
The ingenious, creative mind of Matt Groening (The Simpsons) now brings arguably his greatest creation yet, Futurama, to the interactive entertainment screen.
so, this parses into
{TAGLINE} {TAGLINE} {PLUG}
Featuring Bender, Fry, Leela and a whole host of other Futurama characters we've come to know, love and bemuse at, this 3D arcade adventure game is winging its way toward you soon.
{TAGLINE} {ATTEMPT AT HUMOR} {THIS GAME IS QUAKE}
Recall, an advertisement for a videogame can be parsed with the following grammar:
where
ADVERT:
| PLUGS JOKES THIS_GAME_IS_QUAKE
PLUGS:
| PLUG PLUGS
|
JOKES:
| ATTEMPT_AT_HUMOR JOKES
|
PLUG:
| TAGLINE PLUG
| a statement that a game is to be made.
ATTEMPT_AT_HUMOR:
| TAGLINE ATTEMPT_AT_HUMOR
| something which is uniquely characterised as not funny.
TAGLINE:
| a cultural reference.
THIS_GAME_IS_QUAKE:
| any sentence containing the words "adventure" and "3D."
Next week we'll learn how to parse slashdot comments, a preview -
{INACCURACIES | BAD_JOKES}* {IMAGINE A BEOWULF CLUSTER} {TOPIC}
Imagine a beowulf cluster of... er.... videogames.
Re:Parse these statements (Score:2)
As a MMORPH (Score:1)
Actually if done right as a MMORPH, it proly would be really fun..
hmm (Score:1)
Hopefully he will serve some sort of purpose where he says annoying things, you smack him around, and then people cheer.
That would be pretty close to the show.
I hope there are good easter eggs in here (Score:2, Interesting)
- centerfolds; one of Leela, one of Zoidberg
- Good soundbites from the show
- Digs at Fox for letting go the best thing they had going
- What else?
Matt Groening cashes in on the stupid. (Score:2, Funny)
This is questionable. (Score:3, Interesting)
Cross your fingers for next one guys.
Just my 2 cents.
Re:This is questionable. (Score:1)
*CAN'T* get a competent team together.
Whoops.
Willy Saves the Day Again (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Willy Saves the Day Again (Score:2)
Bart: Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.
Willy: Why you little --
[thinking] No, no, go easy on the wee one. His father's going
to go crazy and chop 'em all into haggis!
Bart: What's haggis?
Willy: [gasps] Boy...you read my thoughts! You've got the Shinning.
Bart: You mean "Shining".
Willy: [sotto voce] Shh! You want to get sued?
Now look, boy: if your Dad goes gaga, you just use that...Shin of
yours to call me and I'll come a running. But don't be reading
my mind between four and five. That's Willy's time!
cool company (Score:1)
Re:cool company (Score:2)
Oh God! NO (Score:1)
Futurama game (Score:1)
What if life was more like a video game?
All Hail the Video Game (Score:5, Funny)
As seen on TV! (Score:3, Funny)
~Philly
Game possibilties... (Score:1)
Virtual Futurama: "Wow, I could almost swear I was watching Futurama."
Virtual Virtual Futurama: "Wow, I could almost swear I was watching Virtual Futurama."
Good news everyone! (Score:2)
Fry: Yes! I've always wanted to see an animated version of myself!
Bender: Oh great. Now I have to deal with the real you AND the virtual you.
Leela: I want to axe you, will this have stereoscopic goggle support?
Professor: Heavens no, I'm not a MIRACLE worker.
Leela: Oh good.
You know, there was going to be an Atari hack... (Score:2)
Remember SpaceQuest (Sierra)? (Score:1)
It was a graphical adventure game, where you walked around the screen and typed in commands, often having to interact with the environment in real-time.
(I remember a particularly hard part with a spider, a rock, and an exploding aerosol can or something like that).
Well, here's to old times spent in front of well-made creative games. Maybe we'll get a good one out of this!
Re:Remember SpaceQuest (Sierra)? (Score:2)
~Philly
Re:Why? (Score:1)
Re:Why? (Score:1)
<sarcasm> Boy, I'm glad you understand how HTML works. </sarcasm >
Re:Why? (Score:1)
Re:Why? (Score:1)
Re:LEARN TO SPELL! (Score:1)
CowboyNeal is a genius, and you have the nerve to critique his grammar? For shame.
Re:LEARN TO SPELL! (Score:1)
A.) I think it's not an issue of Hemos not caring, it's that well balanced people don't care.
B.) Sentences start with capital letters. Do you not care? Why didn't you fire up your spell checker?
C.) Bite everybody's shiny metal ass.
Re:LEARN TO SPELL! (Score:2, Redundant)
I'm reasonably well balanced, and I care.
I don't generally pick people up on spelling or typos but I always do my best to make sure there aren't any in anything I write. If nothing else it's a common courtesy to the people who might read it.
I don't want to wade through a heap of awful spelling and bad grammar. Rightly or wrongly, I can't help but assume that someone who writes good English is smarter than someone who doesn't. (For native English speakers of course!)
Of course, the odd mistake is bound to get through, but don't you ever assume that someone who hasn't gone to the trouble of checking their spelling *certainly* hasn't gone to the trouble of checking their facts? Oh, and I'm not talking about clicking a spell check icon either: I mean reading back over what you've just written.
To get back on topic, Futurama as Groening's greatest creation? Puh-lease!