Knife-Licensing Sensation Sweeps Counter-Strike 50
Thanks to Shacknews for passing on the bizarre news that Valve's currently-beta Counter-Strike 1.6 release has an official knife license (PDF doc). An excerpt from the press release reads: "The new Counter-Strike knife is based on Mick Strider's award winning bowie. It is an integral design that started as a 1/2" thick slab of 6AL4V titanium. The edge is press-fit Stellite.. ..the handle is fossilized mastodon ivory." There's also a link to a an in-game screenshot of the knife, looking both sharp and shiny. We're looking forward to seeing how Valve can top this licensing masterpiece... suggestions?
Why should I care? (Score:2, Insightful)
This is news?
Yay, a new skin for the knife. Why should I care? A virtual knife is a virtual knife, it doesn't have any of those high quality carbon-steel mentioned on the webpage.
Hate to tell you this, but it's hardly a masterpiece. How much did Valve pay for this "license"?
What's next, McDonalds happy meals?
If Turd Ferguson doesn't like it... (Score:1)
More polys on knife than the guy's hand.. (Score:5, Insightful)
-molo
Not to mention those damn maps... (Score:1)
Just in from Turd Ferguson: (Score:2, Funny)
I agree!
Re:Just in from Turd Ferguson: (Score:3, Funny)
Advergaming (Score:5, Insightful)
It's a good thing CS doesn't have the text notifications of player deaths, or else the in-game messages would all read:
"So-n-so snipes 1337gunR"
"Iggy scores a headshot on ~playa4_lif"
"D00d has hacked n00b to death with his 'Award Winning Bowie knife' (now only 24.99 at www.yaddayadda.com)"
What bothers me is what it may mean for Valves development approach on a larger scale. Will Half-Life 2 have WinXP PCs in all the research labs you fight your way through? Will the Invading aliens from another dimension drink Sprite?
This approach only insults the players and reinforces the idea of a general lack of creativity in most American game developers.
Brand name guns/knives do not great warriors make (Score:2)
I think that companies trying to cash in on weekend warriors so that they can have a that elite soldiers have are just cynical profiteers.
There is no such thing as a Warding Staff of the Badger in the real world.
There ARE nice knives which somebody has paid attention to so they fit well in the hand, don't break and cut well withou
If all people thought the way you do.... (Score:4, Interesting)
leverlocks instead of 500 dollar microtech knives.
We'd carry 150 dollar Makarov [makarov.com]pistols
instead of 550 dollar glocks and kahrs.
And that would mean we'd all be pretty smart. The
Mikov is one of the most wonderfully underrated
knives in existence. It's perhaps THE strongest
automatic knife design there is. It's light,
quick, and has an excellent blade that holds an
edge for a damn long time. Not bad for a 100 year
old design that you can pick up for 40 bucks with
black plastic ABS handle.
The Makarov is the ONLY gun I own that has never
jammed ONCE on any ammo I've ever fed it. The
ammo is cheap as sin too. It's got about the same
amount of power as a
easily grouping 3 inches at 25 yards quickly, and
easily under 1 1/2 inch with winchester white box
ammo if I really concentrate. Being able to
rapidly place shots exactly where you want them
is a hell of a lot better than getting tagged 3
times before you recover from the recoil of your
first shot with your magnum.
With the nearly thousand dollars you save buying
these two weapons over the ones featured in
hollywood movies, you can start to pay for some
things that matter more. Like, some training.
Training so you are less dangerous to yourself
and the people around you if you ever are put
in a position to have to use deadly force.
Re:Brand name guns/knives do not great warriors ma (Score:1)
So yeah, ye manufacturers. Stop commercialising war. Make good products for the sake of making good products. Make them well.
Unfortunately, most of those cruise missles haven't been manufactured since the late 80's. We're just lucky that Reagan ordered so many of them that the government has a huge stockpile.
As for the knife, BFD, or maybe I just don't care because I don't play CS.
I think it's an interesting idea to allow real-world manufacturer
Re:Advergaming (Score:1)
Re:Advergaming (Score:1, Interesting)
I dont really understand what all the commotion
Re:Advergaming (Score:1)
No, but they'll drink 7-Up [genesisproject.co.uk] and eat Reese's Pieces [destroy-all-monsters.com], or whatever [slashdot.org].
Knife Safety 101 (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Knife Safety 101 (Score:1)
I don't get it (Score:4, Informative)
Re:I don't get it (Score:1, Redundant)
This seems like a perverse attempt at a joke to me.
LOL (Score:2)
The dude who was hosting it obviously noticed the slashdotting and replaced it with a smaller picture of his boyfriend in his most seductive pose while cooking dinner last night.
Re:I don't get it (Score:2)
So when are they going to re-open the beta? (Score:2)
Re:So when are they going to re-open the beta? (Score:1)
Re:So when are they going to re-open the beta? (Score:1)
It IS open.
Re-open the beta to new players. Where can you download the client? (other than the fileshack service)
Most of the story links are wrong now (Score:1)
As such, they've already replaced the 'in-game picture' with a quite silly picture of someone with a kitchen knife and the pdf with a one-page info-sheet on the knife (not a license). However, the pdf *does* have the screenshots in it.
So Who is the dork with the glasses? (Score:2)
Or maybe I am just not hip enough
Re:So Who is the dork with the glasses? (Score:2)
How about using actual gun names now... (Score:1, Insightful)
I like the new CS. Official, and officially smart, bots (100x better than any community coded bots, and more versatile), de_aztec is changed a bit, and new GUI... I'm held back
Re:How about using actual gun names now... (Score:2)
Really? - I think your the only one!
Hell, I wan't it now dammnit!
As for Counter Strike, I think it's a shame the textures and model polycounts are still so low.
A Pentium 200 with a 3dfx Voodoo card is more than adaqute for Counter Strike, but there are hordes of gamers with decent equipment (2+ Ghz systems, with ATI 9500/NVIDA 5600's and upwards) who'd like to be able to get some decent use out of there expensive hardware.
I've got an AMD 2600+ and a
Clothing! (Score:1)
Top this... (Score:3, Funny)
We're looking forward to seeing how Valve can top this licensing masterpiece... suggestions?
Hmmmmm maybe a licensed MP5! Last time i checked (and I did) it was hard to get a license for a class 3 firearm in my county. Not to mention finding a pre-ban mp5... If valve could help me with licensing... W00T!!!!
Sold! (Score:1, Troll)
The Ultimate Weapon (Score:1)
How about Valve including the world famous Victorinox Swiss Army Knife [victorinox.com] in a future release. I mean, you could even use it as a mini flame thrower [victorinox.com]!
If only... (Score:2)
but then we'd get even more crass commercialisation. [mtbreview.com]
Rain in Counter-Strike? (Score:1)
Finding the product placement working on you? (Score:1)