Postal Wins Court Case Brought by USPS 54
Thanks to an anonymous reader for pointing out a press release announcing Postal developer Running With Scissors has been ruled victorious in a court case brought by the United States Postal Service. This seems to be the culmination of a trademark suit which began in 1997 after the release of the original Postal, as the USPS commented "All of us at the Postal Service have a sense of humor, but there is nothing funny about your game 'Postal'", and then tried to prove the Postal Service has a proprietary use of the word 'Postal'. Running With Scissors have fun with this legal resolution: "With unlimited financial resources comes unlimited ego. POSTAL and POSTAL 2 represent everything the USPS isn't: a successful private enterprise that will never have to rely on an irrevocable government contract to keep its pockets perpetually lined with cash."
Postal2? (Score:2, Informative)
Now I don't think anyone that has looked into Postal 2 at all would call it successful, (Read this review
But I suppose it is successful at being a simulation of the USPS, that is
Re:Postal2? (Score:2, Informative)
Lame. (Score:4, Funny)
Although I would like to point out that the US postal service has much more utility. You can use any mailbox, and they'll get it there for you.
It's kind of like a game in itself, like you know, you try not to use the same mailbox for any letter. Like you could just put your bills in the mailbox in front of your house, but that's boring! For fun, how about mailing your gas bill in the one in the mailbox in front of the supermarket, your electric bill in the mailbox in front of the bank, etc etc. The fun never stops! And the mail still gets there, incredibly, no matter which box you choose!
Once you've done that around your town for a few weeks, you're ready for the big fun. It's time to take a road trip...where? It doesn't matter! North, South, East, West....drive 900 miles and mail a different bill in every town you come across! Why, last Christmas, I mailed my utility bills (due in Texas) from Washington State! And they got there! Amazing, and just a testament to the hardworking men and women who work hard to bring you the absolute uniformity of those true-blue boxes, all marked with "US Mail" and just a sprinkle of magic.
Thanks, US postal service, for making us laugh about love.
Re:Lame. (Score:1)
Re:Lame. (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Lame. (Score:2, Informative)
But in all seriousness, postal workers are generally more than happy to let you know that the Post Office is, statistically, one of the safer jobs in America. The fact that they are the largest employer in the coun
Has anyone bought this? (Score:2)
Re:Has anyone bought this? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Has anyone bought this? (Score:3, Informative)
It's like the 2 Live Crew of video games. While greatly appreciative of the fact that they've fought on behalf of free speech, I have to say that neither is all that great once you actually get a chance to purchase it. GTA3 is probably the 'edgiest' game that has managed to provide a good gaming experience (although I'm
Re:Has anyone bought this? (Score:1)
Oh well, hopefully I won't be disappointed by Killer 7.
Re:Has anyone bought this? (Score:2)
Vice City!
Re:Has anyone bought this? (Score:1)
Yep, and it is terrible! (Score:1)
Forget what they say about it being vile and violent and all that, its just a very poorly designed piece of crap game. Not worth the 2 dollars I paid for it. Not even worth its value as a coaster.
Maybe TNN could use RWS's lawyers... (Score:1)
And, yes, I know that Spike Jonez has joined the fray on TNN's side, which is also good news for the "good" folks at Viacom.
I guess Mr. Lee needs something to do during the Knicks' offseason (wait a minute, it looks like the offseason even when the Knicks are playing!...)
Re:Maybe TNN could use RWS's lawyers... (Score:1)
Re:Maybe TNN could use RWS's lawyers... (Score:1)
successful private enterprise? (Score:1, Interesting)
With unlimited financial resources comes unlimited ego. POSTAL and POSTAL 2 represent everything the USPS isn't: a successful private enterprise that will never have to rely on an irrevocable government contract to keep its pockets perpetually lined with cash.
christ, this is a little over-the-top isn't it? For one thing, I have no idea what this piss-ant company is or what Postal is.. apparently it's a game? I do know what the US postal service is. Mailboxes on every corner, daily mail delivery, decent
Re:successful private enterprise? HA (Score:1)
Huh? No, they have many types of mail they can deliver.
Exactly what other company can you go to if you want to mail your letter
F-ing nowhere!
No, you can use Fed Ex, UPS, or any private courier. However, you will pay much, much more. I know, I've had letters fed-exed before.
umm (Score:3, Interesting)
As for a shitty company that makes even shittier games....well......
Re:umm (Score:1)
How much is a stamp again? I lost track when I ran out of the 1 cent mark-up stamps and started doubling up to finally get rid of the roll of stamps I bought two years ago. I know they've raised the price of stamps at least twice since I did that. Regulated? Maybe, but not very well, and last time I checked to see what the
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Re:umm (Score:1)
OK, keep the junk mail, force people to pay more to mail me stuff. Maybe then they'll let me pay my bills online instead of sending me a statement every month and expecting me to send them a check (considering I write maybe 2 checks a month and pay everything else online...).
Re:umm (Score:1)
Weren't you complaining one comment above about the rate increases?
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Re:umm (Score:1)
You can just drop in the trash can, which I keep right by the door for just such a purpose.
Who's Fault? (Score:5, Informative)
The game Postal was named such so as to be like the phrase "going postal", which generically refers to getting angry to the point of snapping, sometimes resulting in violence.
The term stemmed from a rash of violent incidents in which postal workers came into their office (their post office) and would shoot up the place - sometimes due to inane stress levels and buracracy, other times because of being fired.
Why this happened mostly in post offices is anyone's guess, but the aforementioned buracracy, the pre-email volumes of mail causing stress, and the fact that since it was a government institution, striking was illegal.
Ergo, the game Postal took its name from a slang term, which took its name from the office where workplace violence was more or less common, and the reasons stemmed from the USPS themselves.
In short, it's the USPS' fault that the game got named that way. This is no different than Google trying to sue for the use of the slang term "google", except that Google's repsonse time is quicker. Oh, and no one gets killed when you go google.
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Norm: "What is it with postal workers going postal, anyway?"
Cliff: (With a crazed look in his eyes) "Because it never stops. The mail never stops coming! You think you're done, then there's more, and more, and more, and..."
Norm: "Okay Cliff, it's okay, have another beer..."
couldn't find the actual verbage on Google.
Re:Who's Fault? (Score:1)
"Newman had a simple explanation for why mail carriers might go crazy. Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming."
from lot's of google-digging for such a small point to be made... [216.239.37.100]
Karma to burn (Score:1)
OK, here's the real unvarnished truth. Your games suck ass. Really. If you picked 20 random postal workers from the thousands that the USPS employs, they could figure out a better way to make the "games" you call Postal and Postal 2. They're crap. Get over yourselves.
You're right about you guys and gals being everything the USPS isn't. They do a job you whiny, pasty faced, losers wouldn't EVER want to do, and do it better than just about every other organization on the PLANET
Re:Karma to burn (Score:1)
one of the overlooked ironies of this case (Score:2, Informative)
Re:one of the overlooked ironies of this case (Score:2)
It's overlooked because it's doubtful any of those dudes are playing the games.
Maybe I'm just a little too close to it, but I don't really see a correlation here. My dad works for the post office, and from what he tells me, it's basically a breeding ground for this type of behaviour. He tells me a LOT of stories of management reall
Here's the test I would use... (Score:2)
Of course, the reason for the name choice in the first place is ironic. I guess the USPS thought it was time to "go postal" on RwS.
The USPS does a good job overall, but as the article said, they are financed as much as necessary no matter how efficient they are.
Re:Here's the test I would use... (Score:1)
go postal
Slang To become extremely angry or deranged, especially in an outburst of violence.
from Dictionary.com, with a quick search for the word postal.
The other important point is that the USPS derived their name from their function, rather than making up the word post or postal in regards to mail and mail delivery. Their name is generic, just like that of most other government services, and the USPS moniker that they've started using/advertising more recently is simply a response to UPS an
Re:Frivolous lawsuit, like McDonald's suit (Score:2, Insightful)
See, McDonnolds used to keep their coffee just below boiling. REALLY FUCKING HOT. No where near a temperature where you could actually drink it. This was policy. Their thinking was that people at the drive through were less likely to drink the coffee right away, so the hotter it was, the better.
Okay, but see, people tend to hold their drinks in their croches. I've done it. And when nearly boiling coffee is spilled on your pi
Re:Frivolous lawsuit, like McDonald's suit (Score:1)
Makes me cringe just thinking about it.
Re:Frivolous lawsuit, like McDonald's suit (Score:1)
The government didn't regulate anything. McDonalds lost a civil lawsuit.
You might also like dumping large amounts of salt on your backyard, but if that salt ruins my lawn, I can sue you. This doesn't mean the government is regulating anything. It simply means I can sue you if I feel you are fucking up my yard.
SCO (Score:2)
Going to get flamed but... (Score:1)
I kinda liked Postal and Postal 2. Now I am not saying by any means that they were fantastic games, but I do like them. Honestly playing Postal 2 was some pretty decent stress relief. I do have to say that the game got a bit boring and repetative after Wed (each level in the game is based on days of the week). Postal and Postal 2 are for people who don't really care abou