DoA Volleyball - Live The Bikini Dream

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Posted by simoniker on Saturday June 28, 2003 @07:35PM from the definitely-a-weekend-post dept.

Thanks to several readers for pointing to a Gamers.com article discussing the sale of limited-edition bikinis based on the Team Ninja-designed virtual costumes from Dead Or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball for Xbox. The article says that "..the Echo (Lei-Fang's schoolgirl suit) has been left out, leaving Tina's Asterope, Kasumi's Amaterasu, Ayane's Lamina, and Hitomi's Cepheus. Each can be had for the modest price of $149.99, which we deem quite reasonable for such coveted items." And if you're having trouble visualizing these 'unique' products, the Tecmo USA store has pictures of the available-for-pre-order bikinis (a tipster says "..try changing the JPG image numbers for some added perspective.")

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- Re:$149 ?!?!? (Score:3, Informative)
  
  by bigman2003 ( 671309 ) writes:
  
  Hmm....ever go bikini shopping with your girlfriend?
  
  Bikini shopping is the most difficult/painful experience in the world. You spend the entire time attempting to tell her that she DOES look good, and yes this one is good. Even saying "I like that one the most" (Translation- the all look good...lets get the fuck outta here) Brings up the question of "what is wrong with the other ones". It's difficult.
  
  So, I wanna say that there are a few big differences between these and Walmart. They cost $149 and th
  - Re:$149 ?!?!? (Score:1)
    
    by bigman2003 ( 671309 ) writes:
    
    Oh and I would like to add-
    
    The brunette was hot. The blonde first of all, was not really a blonde (obviously), and secondly she looked too young. MOST chicks can be hot when they are 17-19. Show me the ones who are hot later on in life.
    
    I would love to do some scientific research, so I could predict which ones will be hot all their lives. This way you don't get married in your 20's to someone who looks good, but ends up being an ugly beast. (It happened to me once) This is information that could be ve
  - Re:$149 ?!?!? (Score:2, Funny)
    
    by nomadic ( 141991 ) writes:
    
    A bikini is all about the woman feeling good about herself.
    
    Wo-man? I've heard rumours of such things, but are you seriously stating they actually exist?
fark://Boobies! (Score:4, Funny)

by secolactico ( 519805 ) writes: on Saturday June 28, 2003 @07:46PM (#6321993) Journal

Ok, so I don't know what worries me most: the fact that this made it to the front page of slashdot or the fact that I know those bikinis even tho tecmo's page seems to be slashdotted.

I need to get a life... but at least I'm not the only one.

Gamers.com (Score:3, Funny)

by L1Trauma ( 531944 ) writes: on Saturday June 28, 2003 @07:48PM (#6322004)

Now there's a website qualified to judge the value of women's clothing. These guys must moonlight from their day jobs in Department of Defense procurement.

Wasn't the point of this game... (Score:5, Funny)

by pompousjerk ( 210156 ) writes: on Saturday June 28, 2003 @07:54PM (#6322038)

to get the women out of their bikinis?

- Re:Wasn't the point of this game... (Score:1, Funny)
  
  by Anonymous Coward writes:
  
  only for the outside-the-united-states edition
The pictures (Score:5, Informative)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Saturday June 28, 2003 @07:57PM (#6322058)

are here [tecmogames.com].

Obligated BitTorrent Link (Score:2, Informative)

by dr ttol ( 674155 ) writes:

Dead or Alive Xtreme Nude Patch, in Avi form [bytemonsoon.com]
- ?!?! Uhhh... (Score:2)
  
  by still_sick ( 585332 ) writes:
  
  This ranks right up there with the moon landing thing as one of the greatest videos of all time.
Perfect! (Score:4, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Saturday June 28, 2003 @08:07PM (#6322106)

Awesome!! These will look great on my RealDoll, she'll love these!

Nice to know Tecmo knows their target market. (Score:1)

by Glytch ( 4881 ) writes:

That was my first thought upon encountering the first DOA, and it has only been reinforced through the years.

(/me discreetly tucks DOA2 for DC away and coughs)
But wait a second... (Score:2, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes:

...modest price of $149.99, which we deem quite reasonable for such coveted items...

Such coveted items? But I thought the main market for the game was somewhere around the 18-35 male demographic...

Oh, wait...

(shudders at the thought)
Best swimsuit of all (Score:2)

by crmartin ( 98227 ) writes:

Okay, guys, how the hell do you get them naked?
- Re:Best swimsuit of all (Score:2)
  
  by erpbridge ( 64037 ) writes:
  
  Yes, someone please port the nude patch, so it also works on the new models.
Tecmo lies (Score:3, Funny)

by M3wThr33 ( 310489 ) writes: on Saturday June 28, 2003 @10:45PM (#6322829) Homepage

How many things can I find wrong in this picture?

The header says 100% Games, selling bikinis.
The biknis are anything BUT exotic, K-Mart level stuff.
The bikini's also cost more than any other outfit I wear that COVERS MY BODY.
And Small / Medium / Large really isn't too descriptive for clothing.

My god, if this sells, I'd be disappointed in mankind. OH WAIT! I ALREADY AM for EVERY sucker who bought the game.

- Re:Tecmo lies (Score:1)
  
  by TripleA ( 232889 ) writes:
  
  Less is more, man.
For all you horny people (Score:2, Informative)

by Wuffle ( 651894 ) writes:

this page loops through and shows them all [wuffle.com] (I think) ^_^
- Re:For all you horny people (Score:3, Informative)
  
  by The Evil Couch ( 621105 ) writes:
  
  not quite, it's missing these 4:
  http://www.tecmogames.com/store/images/gear/bikini 41.jpg
  http://www.tecmogames.com/store/images/gear/bikini 42.jpg
  http://www.tecmogames.com/store/images/gear/bikini 43.jpg
  http://www.tecmogames.com/store/images/gear/bikini 44.jpg
  - Re:For all you horny people (Score:3, Informative)
    
    by dondelelcaro ( 81997 ) writes:
    
    I recommend the following commands:
    
    wget http://www.tecmogames.com/store/images/gear/bikini {1,2,3,4}{1,2,3,4}.jpg xview bikini*/blockquote
hey thanks for posting!! (Score:5, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Saturday June 28, 2003 @11:30PM (#6323009)

Wow, finally I found a way to get free pictures of scantily-clad women.. on the internet even!

Thanks slashdot! Now I can masturbate after years of waiting! And God will punish me like he punished Onan! Bring it on, G-man!

the next level... (Score:1)

by andrewleung ( 48567 ) writes:

screw bikini, why don't they just sell what we ALL want?!

BOOBIES!

here's a preview:
avi via torrent [bytemonsoon.com]
Dude! (Score:2)

by floydigus ( 415917 ) writes:

Just imagine a beowulf cluster of those

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Re:$149 ?!?!? (Score:3, Informative)

Re:$149 ?!?!? (Score:1)

Re:$149 ?!?!? (Score:2, Funny)

fark://Boobies! (Score:4, Funny)

Gamers.com (Score:3, Funny)

Wasn't the point of this game... (Score:5, Funny)

Re:Wasn't the point of this game... (Score:1, Funny)

The pictures (Score:5, Informative)

Obligated BitTorrent Link (Score:2, Informative)

?!?! Uhhh... (Score:2)

Perfect! (Score:4, Funny)

Nice to know Tecmo knows their target market. (Score:1)

But wait a second... (Score:2, Funny)

Best swimsuit of all (Score:2)

Re:Best swimsuit of all (Score:2)

Tecmo lies (Score:3, Funny)

Re:Tecmo lies (Score:1)

For all you horny people (Score:2, Informative)

Re:For all you horny people (Score:3, Informative)

Re:For all you horny people (Score:3, Informative)

hey thanks for posting!! (Score:5, Funny)

the next level... (Score:1)

Dude! (Score:2)

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