John Woo to Direct Spy Hunter Movie? 173
shadowcabbit writes "Gameforms is reporting that director John Woo, who previously optioned Nintendo's Metroid series of games for the silver screen, is in negotiations with Universal to direct the 2005 film adaptation of Spy Hunter. The film, which will star Dwayne Johnson (aka The Rock), has been in the planning stages since 2001, but has not yet begun production."
bah, who cares (Score:5, Funny)
Re:bah, who cares (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm still waiting for Toe-Jam & Earl, the Movie!
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the plot (Score:2)
There is a multinational company that is actually run by a secret society. The company is named NOSTRA, from Nostradamus, and these guys take his prophecies way too seriously. There is this one prophecy about the Four Horsemen riding and a king rising to rule what's left of the Earth; they have a plan to launch four satellites into orbit and use EMP weapons to smash all the computers and such, hopefully plunging the world into a new Dark Ages, and t
Re:the plot (Score:2)
The joke was about the arcade game; the planned movie is based on the console game. I know this was a joke, but I thought it raised an interesting point, and that not everyone on Slashdot would know that the console game actually has a plot.
steveha
The Music (Score:5, Funny)
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When that didn't happen, they used the theme from a spy TV show, "Peter Gunn."
The music was written by Henry Mancini... so it was sure a step above what most video games had.
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One time at band camp.... heh, really, we did a very nice medley of all of Mancini's best known songs. The solo in Panther was for the sax and made us trumpets jelous.
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The Spy Hunter console game has several really cool musical themes, sort of based on the Peter Gunn theme, plus a grunge version played by a band called Saliva. I actually like the grunge version; Peter Gunn played slowly in a minor key with lots of guitar. As a bonus, there is a "music player" mode where you can play all the tunes without any explosions or other sound e
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No Woo (Score:2)
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His best movie was probably "The Killer", followed closely by "Hard Boiled."
All of his Hong Kong movies pwn, All of his Hollywood movies are t3h suck.
Re:No Woo (Score:4, Insightful)
The Killer is one of my all-time favourites and Hard Boiled is great. Any of his Hong Kong work is much better than the crap he's been making for Hollywood.
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You have obviously never seen one of his Hong Kong movies. He perfected the "buddy movie", in that his movies were not just Lethal Weapon-style action flicks with one comedian playing off a straight man - they were always emotional, usually with the "buddies" actually being villain/hero playing against each other. "The Killer" is the example
Re:No Woo (Score:3, Interesting)
I actually thoroughly enjoyed The Corruptor, a Hollywood movie which definitely has elements of what you describe as "the Woo style" (not to mention Chow Yun-Fat). It's nothing earth shattering, but it's a damn solid action movie.
i wonder how different this will be ... (Score:5, Interesting)
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It's going to suck like no movie has ever sucked before. It's going to devour the soul of all movie goers with it's sucking prowess. In one massive sucking motion it.....well I think you get my point.
It may be redundant in that so MANY things suck, but I have confidence that it will set new boundaries on how much something can suck.
Slow Motion (Score:5, Funny)
Spyhunter (Score:5, Interesting)
Ramming motorcycles with your card, avoiding those annoying wheel cutters and tasting sidewinder missiles for bumping off innocents.
What we need now though; as I discussed with my brother the other day, is a new carmageddonish game - preferably set in a madmax/falloutish world with excellent multiplay and a great singleplayer story rich mode.
The shooter/car-carnage ratio is dangerously off scale.. gta is fun - but the softwarehouses keep churning out FPS'ers - We need weapons mounted on custom job-vehicles and fun bump'n run action..
Re:Spyhunter (Score:2)
NCSoft [ncsoft.net] (folks behind City of Heroes, Lineage) is making a Road Warrior type MMO game. Can't find many details yet (I first heard about it in June's Computer Gaming World) but it looks like it might be what you're looking for.
Of course, if I had my way, it would be a stand-alone title with online play (like Sta
Re:Spyhunter (Score:5, Informative)
And just so I don't look like a total idiot (if that's possible), here are some links with more info:
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> great singleplayer story rich mode.
That reminds me of the excellent old game AutoDuel [links.net].... good times playing that one. Lord British, where art thou?
Twisted Metal: Black (Score:2)
If ya smellllllll... what The Rock.... is cooking (Score:1, Funny)
Spy Hunter !?!? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Spy Hunter !?!? (Score:2)
How can something like this surprise anyone who lived through the 'Street Fighter' video game inspiring a 'Street Fighter' movie which then inspired a 'Street Fighter: The Movie' video game?
~Philly
Recursion isn't just for programming anymore.... (Score:1)
Of course, a movie-inspired video game will be produced....
Re:Spy Hunter !?!? (Score:1)
I wonder if that car was inspired by the game that was inspired by the cars in James Bond movies .. recursion overflow!
The End (Score:5, Insightful)
I look forward to the day when John Woo's next project is "Job Hunter".
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Good call... I had never quite fingered what was disappointing about the first MI movie, but I think that's it: the entire team is gruesomely killed off in the first couple of minutes.
And oh yeah, the product placement of powerbooks was annoying...
I never went to see the second movie.
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Yes, but only because it's where he began (stylistically), and should've stayed, because he's quite good at it. Not everyone has to be Kubrick.
[He used] the old rip-off-the-latex-mask-disguise device not once, but three times.
Heck, he turned that device into an entire movie, FACE OFF. That the "latex" bled made it no less preposterous.
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John Woo should never be allowed to direct a full movie.. INSTEAD he should only be co-director.. get some one to direct the entire film, plot, acting, dialog, ect.. ect.. but get John Woo to direct the action scenes only.
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ummm (Score:2)
And this one. [imdb.com]
Perhaps you mean one of his [imdb.com] other fine films.
Anyways, Woo is a great director, and I'm not sure what you meant...go see The Killer...
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I somehow didn't like The Killer.
Re:The End (Score:2)
OK, but you must understand that Woo doesn't, and never intended to, make traditional Hollywood films. His films, and what his fans expect, are all about motifs:
If you don't like that, you will of course think Woo films suck, but
I think I'm going to vomit! (Score:1, Funny)
Then again, I really feel sorry for the generation that followed mine-- they're doomed to one day be treated to "Tetris: The Motion Picture"
"Tetris: The Motion Picture" (Score:3, Funny)
Obligatory Penny Arcade (Score:3, Funny)
Gabe and Tycho have already suggested this [penny-arcade.com], only they initially thought of Jerry Bruckheimer.
- Neil Wehneman
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Police Captain: You can't take on a 90 story building full of enemy spies by yourself!
Vin Deisel: Sorry chief, I play by my own rules.
[Turns, winks.]
Announcer Guy: He's a wise-cracking Negro in the wrong place at the wrong time...
[The Heroes run through a door way and stop cold. Slow motion pan of a roomful of guys with machine guns pointed at them.]
Chris Rock: Daaaamn... I haven't seen this many weapons since the last time I was over at Jay Z's house.
Announcer Guy: This summer, Vin Deisel and Chris Rock star in Elevator Action!
Hot Chick: Going... down?
[Things blow up, there is a Bad Ass slow motion kung-fu scene on top of an elevator, bad guys plummet to their deaths.]
Vin Deisel: Now that's what I call getting the shaft.
Chris Rock: Yeah, booooy!
[This film is not yet rated.]
if ya smell... (Score:2)
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Are you the Joe Sixpack everyone always talks about?
Henry Mancini (Score:2, Funny)
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What could the story line be? (Score:2, Insightful)
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What is The Rock doing?! (Score:1)
The best actors would be either Pierce Brosnan, or Hugh Jackman. Get the bad actor out of their and lets get in an actor with style
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Why a Spy Hunter movie (Score:5, Informative)
The original Spy Hunter was a favorite of mine, but would hardly inspire a movie. It was a top-down (third-person perspective) sprite-based scrolling shooter game, designed to be hard enough that it would pull in a respectable amount of coins in an arcade.
The 3D Spy Hunter game, available for the major game console systems, plays differently and I think it is huge fun. It's a "second-person" shooter: like a first-person game, but you can see yourself (i.e., the car) to make it easier to figure out if you are clearing obstacles. Once you learn the game, you usually don't die; you are racing the clock and trying to find secrets in the various levels more than trying to survive. You have lots of weapons, an unrealistic amount of them, and it's surprising how I never seem to get tired of locking missiles onto bad guys and lighting them up. The music is also excellent in this game, enough so that I want to get Ogg Vorbis files of the music so I can listen to it when I'm not playing the game.
The most recent Spy Hunter game, Spy Hunter 2, is different again. Your car is much more fragile now, and survival is a major problem. Your turbo boost doesn't recharge, you have to find and collect powerups to recharge it. And "boss" enemies are now a major part of the game. While I found the first one to be addictively playable, the second one frustrates me, and frustration isn't fun. Oh, and just in case you are a 12-year-old boy, there is now a female character with lots of polygons on her chest, moving in stiff, unrealistic ways as she walks and talks. Woo hoo! Who needs game play! And the music isn't nearly as interesting as in the first one.
If you haven't tried the Spy Hunter console game, I recommend you do so. It's a fun hybrid of a first-person shooter and a car racing game, retaining the best elements of each.
I'd be extremely happy if they ever release a "Spy Hunter 1.5" with the original game engine, just with new levels to play.
http://www.spyhunter.midway.com/futuretense_cs/fl
steveha
Re:Why a Spy Hunter movie (Score:2)
No, the reason they're looking at a Spy Hunter movie is because it's already an established brand. It's become exceedingly (some would say excessively) common to look for projects that already have mindshare, rather than trusting that some new material, however good, will be able to capture peoples' attention. This is pissing off many screenwriters, as you might imagine, and no
Yup, it's slashdot alright (Score:2)
Is it just me, or are you trying to go out of your way to mention the fact that you're using ogg vorbis?
(Take that, karma!)
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steveha
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steveha
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"chase camera view" (Score:2)
steveha
I know what John Woo should do (Score:1, Informative)
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But why The Rock? (Score:4, Insightful)
Yeah, I know, because The Rock helps sell tickets when he is in an action movie. With The Rock on board the project, you don't need to worry about making an actual movie; you can string together a bunch of explosions and add The Rock and it will sell.
I love the Spy Hunter video game but I don't know if the movie will be any good. Odds are against it, alas.
steveha
BMW Films (Score:2)
steveha
Groundhog Day II (Score:4, Funny)
1. Tractor-trailer drops off car
2. Drive for a couple minutes, shoot/run cars off of the road
3. Crash and burn
4. Wait for tractor-trailer to drop off another car
5. Repeat 2-4 until the movie's over.
It'll be a plotless version of Groundhog Day [imdb.com].
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The Big Question... (Score:5, Funny)
Didnt they do this already? (Score:4, Interesting)
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You know what reminded me of Spy Hunter... (Score:2)
So yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing a Spy Hunter movie, but I'd love to see a Knight Rider movie. Especially for the soundtrack.
Kill me now (Score:2)
At least there may be some creativity (or at least some intellect involved in playing the Hollywood game). There's a rumor of Free Enterprise 2 [iesb.net] in development for Summer of 2005. Though I have a fear a sequel of this classic would destroy it.
Script Leaked! (Score:3, Funny)
Act 1
(The Rock steps into his car within the trailer of a semi. The rear door drops down and drags behind the truck in a spray of sparks. The car goes flying backwards - optionally spinning around in theoretically impossible fashion - and then takes off.)Scene 1
Scene 2
(The Rock drives the car down a road. Don't ask what road. The background is mostly green. He shoots some bad guys with spikes on their hubcaps and curses whenever he bumps into a motorcycle.)Scene 3
(Same as Scene 2... only the background is more orange-brown-ish.)Scene 4
(Same as Scene 3... only the background is more grey-ish.)etc...
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What makes Hollywood think that a good game means a good movie is beyond me -- perhaps marketing is *so* expensive that it's worth it to double up on effort. I can't figure out why Woo is so obsessed with doing a video game movie. Aside from Resident Evil (which wasn't a *great* movie by any measure), all of the video game movies I can think of have pretty much sucked.
Great, great. Great. (Score:2)
What a relief.
Thanks, Hollywood.
Yuen Wu Ping and Jackie Chan to direct.... (Score:2, Funny)
Fucking Sweet!
Word is, Ben Affleck will play Coily!
Re:the rock...? (Score:2, Insightful)
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Have you actually _seen_ Pitch Black? The Chronicles of Riddick looks like it might be really cool as well.
And to top it off, he's been a long time D&D player, and had the name for one of his favorite characters as a tattoo in xXx. Sure beats being a former bodybuilder or profesional wrestler :)
Re:Who cares? (Score:2)
Shouldn't you be spending more time fucking your sister instead of reading this post? I mean, come on, the bitch will be 15 before you know it. Then what fun will it be?
Jesus, this gets rated insightful? I mean... well, I just don't know what to say. I had always assumed there were enough smart people to make moderations more or less fair, but this post has the intelligence, and insightfulness, of a 6th grade kid making fun of a 3rd grader.
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For action parts, Dwayne's a great actor. I mean, hell, if people can spend a decade enjoying Arnold Schwarzenegger in movies, I'm sure they can enjoy an action hero with actual talent.
Yes, stop ruining my favorite games.... (Score:2)