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(54)T-Dub writes "SPOnG has a very interesting article about Atari's latest iteration in the Driver series: Driv3r. Back in May there was a SpOnG messageboard post claiming that Atari was demanding a 9/10 score in exchange for early review code. In the heated race for the early reviews, two UK-based Future Publishing publications, Xbox World and PSM2 ran cover stories for Driv3r, and coincidentally gave the game a 9/10 score. XBox World even dubbed it 'the new GTA' while PSM claimed to have 'the World's first and only review' of the PS2 version. As earlier reported on Slashdot Games, subsequent reviews for the quite buggy Xbox and PlayStation 2 versions of the game have hovered in the 60s. Having shipped 2.5 million copies it's estimated that Atari is gambling over $60 million on this game." While the source is hardly concrete, and claims of 'bribery' are likely overblown, it's interesting to ruminate on how getting an "exclusive review" affects game scoring, a phenomenon not limited to Driv3r.
Can you handle the truth? (Score:1, Insightful)
What would you say if I told you I received a blowjob for giving the original Redneck Racing a 10/10?
Re:Can you handle the truth? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Can you handle the truth? (Score:5, Funny)
How much money did you save that week?
Re:Can you handle the truth? (Score:1)
And no, this isn't a joke post BTW. I genuinely was "let go" as they say when my editor made it clear that if a game was bad, I was supposed to lie.
How the heck is it not bribery? (Score:5, Interesting)
At the very least it's dishonesty. They're lying to their readers (in the case of their sites) and to their customers (in the case of Atari.)
It also goes contrary to all that a review was supposed to mean. At that point, it's no longer a review, it's a paid _ad_. Just when I thought that the lame-ass ads disguised as reviews (some with ludicrious scores like 110%) of lame ragazines of the past were finally dead and burried, here comes an even lamer variant. One that even in the fine print isn't actually marked as an ad.
Lame. Real real lame.
Personally I'd like to see a list with sites which do this kind of crap, just so I know never to read them again.
Re:How the heck is it not bribery? (Score:3, Insightful)
Ever heard of advertising budgets influencing reviews?
Car magazines give glowing reviews to Toyota and Honda. PC magazines swoon over Dell. It's like this all the time.
Reviews aren't worth the paper they're printed on in most cases.
cczz
Re:How the heck is it not bribery? (Score:2)
Rob
Re:How the heck is it not bribery? (Score:4, Interesting)
I've seen one of my games canned in favour of another similar game released in the same month,
with the reviewer complaining that we didn't have a bunch of features that we did, in fact, have.
When one of our marketting guys asked the reviewer if he'd even played the game, he said,
"No, I was at the dinner supplied by *other company* since you guys were too cheap to take me out."
That's not the only case I've seen of reviewers expecting to be bribed, one way or another, just
one of the more blatant. I've also seen obvious plagiarism, where one reviewer makes a serious
mistake about the game, and four or five other reviews repeat the same error, then claim that
"sure we played the game for half an hour, just like all the other guys."
I don't believe in reviews any more, certainly not ones that anyone involved gets paid for.
Rewards now, losses later... (Score:5, Insightful)
Magazines like Consumer Reports have bent over backwards to give unbiased reports, and readers feel that they can trust them. Could CR have sold out and given better reviews in return for "donations?" Sure. Would it help their immediate revenue? You bet. Would it still be credible now, 40 years (whatever) after they came around? Not a chance.
Re:Rewards now, losses later... (Score:2)
The only reason I bother to even get magazines is the cover DVDs for stuff I cant be arsed to download. Nothing else. I read the mag alright but only for the comedy reviews or writings. I sure as fuck dont base my likes on what they say.
Re:Rewards now, losses later... (Score:2, Insightful)
This is my problem with a lot of video game "journalism" -- it just smells like amateur hour most of the time. The standard of writing and actual insight, on the whole, just isn't very high. (As video games grow in mainstream popularity and escape the geek stereotype, hopefully this will ch
Re:Rewards now, losses later... (Score:2)
Re:Rewards now, losses later... (Score:2)
I mean, forget positivism. It's not that I hate games or anything, but there are thousands of sites and magazines already who focus on telling me why I should love a game. I'd like just one who tells me all the bad, ugly, or unfinished aspects. Really tell me all that the reviewer didn't like about it.
Just so I can pair it with one of those all positive reviews, and
Re:Rewards now, losses later... (Score:2)
Of course, that would be the best (Score:2)
Re:Rewards now, losses later... (Score:2)
Was the GE or the Kenmore better? (Score:2)
They lost me years ago by giving different scores to identical items with different labels (say, a GE dishwasher and the identical model from Sears with "Kenmore" on the door instead of "GE").
That's because the items may not in fact have been identical. Consumer Reports publisher Consumers Union buys its products to be tested 1. at retail stores, 2. at retail prices, and 3. in plain clothes. This means that unlike with commercial product review magazines, the CR reviewers get a representative sample of
this kind of bs (Score:5, Interesting)
These marketing tactics are used to promote everything from computer parts to cars to movies...
There are even survey companies who have unscrupulous practices, such as giving clients the survey results they want to get, as opposed to what people are really responding, because clients would otherwise go from one survey company to the next until they got the results they expected.
There are even other less scrupulous "award/review" companies who hold "best business" surveys, then call each business in order to tell them they were "chosen". If this business accepts to pay the fee, they can put the Award logo up in their ads, on their premises, etc. If the top business declines, they just go on to the next one, and so on.
Never believe the hype.
not new practice.. (Score:3, Insightful)
it would be news if the mags made real reviews.
but if you're gambling 60 million why not go the extra mile and hire some guys to make the game a good one??
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I'm Confused. (Score:1, Interesting)
If it is the first one, then fine. If it is the second one, then big deal. On an unrelated note, I thought the commericals for it on TV make it look really stupid. Like a quarter-assed version of GTA. The first driver on the PS1 was "ok" but GTA's game play is about 10000000 better not to mention the graphics.
Re:I'm Confused. (Score:5, Informative)
Re:I'm Confused. (Score:2)
When you're looking for an actual number of units moved, publisher to home, that number is referred to as the "sell through". just one of the many ways lawyers and other such people have mangled the English language beyond recognition.
Reviewers: piss off publishers--go out of busines (Score:3, Interesting)
Hell, it's no different from any other kind of journalism. You think that Michael Moore gets a seat on the press bus for George W's campaign? Preserving access to sources is a consideration for anyone in this business - except maybe restaurant reviewers.
I'm OK with a reviewer who thinks that a game is the worst PoS published in the last decade toning down the rhetoric for publication and saying the game is "bad," or "unenjoyable," or "not recommended," but in the Driv3r situation, the reviewers do seem to have gone beyond being tactful into blatantly wrong/misleading reviews. As someone earlier suggested, these sites/magazines won't stay in business too long if they develop a reputation for being unreliable, so this may be a self-correcting problem.
Re:Reviewers: piss off publishers--go out of busin (Score:3, Insightful)
Question of Balance (Score:1)
Why would he want to?
Having said that, no game reviewer can stay in business without access to games
Hmmm.... Edge has a good reputation of reviewing games as they find them, ignoring outside influnces. But they are under Future Publishing. I think if you manage to get a reputation as being reliable and an important voice in the gaming community, it's hard (or at least harder) for publishers to fob you off.
Desperation makes comapines do stupid things (Score:2, Interesting)
-1 (Score:1)
Review.... (Score:1)
Re:Review.... (Score:2)
Re:Review.... (Score:1)
There is so much needless annoying things in that game.
When you can't figure out the stupid little annoying thing that you have to do, they punish you. Then when you can't figure it out the next time, they punish you again.
-asoap
Re:Review.... (Score:1)
Another tactic... (Score:2)
This is typically done with a poor game, so that they have a chance at getting the ignorant sales before their game gets torn apart by reviewers.
Obviously the bribery case is much worse, but this is another example of publishers being sneaky.
Re:Another tactic... (Score:3, Interesting)
It's extremely rare that one of those games gets a good review in the following issue.
Bribed with advertising (Score:1)
Magazines are losing readership like crazy, and newstands are increasingly pointless. Advertising dollars pay the bills. this is why a certain publishing house routinely gives out scores no worse than 6/10 in its console mags.
If every fucking game you review is an 8/10, then what the fuc
Valve did this to... (Score:1)
So, most of the magazines just took an old story about the game, rearanged the words a little and put the new screenshots in it. On the Cover you could read "NEW SECRET INFO ABOUT HL2. EXCLUSIVE IN $MAGNAME!".
I don't know if I should find this disgusting or ridiculous.
This is why PCXL was -SO- good. (Score:2)
Of course, they managed to go under after they alienated too much of their advertisers. Apparently, game producers don't like it when you rag on their shitty releases. Go figure.
--LordPixie
Re:This is why PCXL was -SO- good. (Score:2)
I just have this picture... (Score:2)
"Are you sure this is the right place?"
"Not really, it's been over twenty years."
"What a waste."
"Yeah."
"Did you ever play it?"
"What, ET? God, no. I've heard horror stories, though. One guy said his brother was playing it in the dark at night and got sucked into the 7th circle of hell."
"That right?"
"Yep."
"Ok, well this is about as close as I remember. You have the discs ready?"
"Driv3r, meet ET. ET, Driv3r."
Re:I just have this picture... (Score:1)
Ahh where are my mod points when I need them. It's barely even 8am here and I've been nodding off at my desk for over an hour. After reading that last bit of humorous dialogue, I'm wide awake.
On one hand, thanks for the laugh. On the other, thanks for waking me up you schmuck! :)
"ET meet Driv3r... heheheee!"
Re:I just have this picture... (Score:1)