Dunst Demands Asset Reduction For Spider-Man 2 Videogame 90
Thanks to IOL.ie for its article discussing actress Kirsten Dunst's issues in approving her videogame likeness for Activision's Spider-Man 2 game. According to the lengthy news story, "The actress was asked to give her approval for the sequel's new merchandise and had to chastise the game's saucy creators." Although the Treyarch-developed Xbox/PS2/GameCube game has been well-received, certain dimensional inaccuracies were less appreciated by Ms.Dunst, as she explains, regarding her character Mary Jane Watson: "I got to approve the video game, the way she looks. They made her boobs gigantic. I was like, 'Tone down the boobs, please!' It was a little ridiculous."
The excuse (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The excuse (Score:2)
Re:The excuse (Score:1)
Three doses of me daily really will make your boobs bigger.
Could be Worse (Score:5, Interesting)
And this is supposed to be a bad thing? (Score:2)
Many characters had huge breasts that must have contained helium bladders to keep them upright, plus a titanium support structure built into their costume. They reminded me of Frank Frazetta's cover illustrations for Conan the Barbarian.
Uhh, remind me again why this is supposed to be A Bad Thing(TM)?
Re:And this is supposed to be a bad thing? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:And this is supposed to be a bad thing? (Score:2)
Free the Modellers!!
Re:And this is supposed to be a bad thing? (Score:2)
For example, a game about a guy who has gotten bitten by a radioactive spider and thus gained superpowers.
Re:And this is supposed to be a bad thing? (Score:2)
Um, so the idea is, Mary Jane was bitten by a radioactive moo-cow?
Re:And this is supposed to be a bad thing? (Score:2)
Re:And this is supposed to be a bad thing? (Score:2)
Re:And this is supposed to be a bad thing? (Score:2)
Re:Could be Worse (Score:2)
Please insert obligatory Morgan Webb joke here.
okay ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Quit Crying (Score:1)
obvious penny arcade (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:obvious penny arcade (Score:2)
Rob (I thought it was funny personally, but still)
Re:obvious penny arcade (Score:3, Insightful)
COMICS are not SERIOUS.
Do you really believe that George Carlin supports public castration for anyone who waits at an intersection and waves him through? It's comic hyperbole and it's supposed to be funny. Lighten up.
If you don't enjoy it, fine. But that doesn't make the comics bad people.
I'm so conflicted.... (Score:5, Funny)
But on the other hand I'm a breast man.
Re:I'm so conflicted.... (Score:3, Insightful)
Actually it's herself portraying a character.. The character shouldn't be a representation of her but rather she a representation of the character and hence have no say in how others portray the same character.
Re:I'm so conflicted.... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:I'm so conflicted.... (Score:2)
Re:I'm so conflicted.... (Score:2)
Applauds normality at 20, but what about at 40 ... (Score:2)
Normality is easy at her age, lets see if she has the same "honesty" at age 40.
Re:*Smack* (Score:2)
Note to all future makers of Spider-Man games: do whatever you have to do to make the character inappopriate enough to incite a visit from Kirsten. The only thing better than playing with her likeness is meeting the real thing!
What article? (Score:4, Insightful)
Anyway, I do think it's a bit annoying that developers have to put huge tits on everything. I get a feeling they think that no matter what shit they release, put some big tits in the ads and on all the female characters and people will still buy it.
Re:What article? (Score:2)
Yup, I think that's a fair assessment.
Remember Battlecruiser 3kAD (or whatever it was called)? You know, the freeform "Elite meets Star Trek" thing that sank without trace after years of hype, when everyone involved suddenly realised that they were never going to get enough bugs out to make it playable.
Remember the ad campaign, though? IIRC it fea
Re:What article? (Score:2)
Let's just hope... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Let's just hope... (Score:1)
Re:Let's just hope... (Score:1)
I get a 'Game Not Found' thing from VU. What game are you talking about? Leisure Suit Larry? Starcraft Ghost? Umm... *tries to think what else VU had a E3 this year*
Re:Let's just hope... (Score:2)
Re:Let's just hope... (Score:1)
The real cool thing was you could break limbs and then the other character couldn't use them anymore. Other than that, it was nothing special.
The new Mortal Kombat game looked really cool though. Basically it is to include everything they wanted Deadly Alliance to have and then some.
Re:Let's just hope... (Score:4, Funny)
Seems a little silly (Score:3, Interesting)
I can't help but feel she just wants some more attention. Same with her recent comments about killing spidey off...
Re:Seems a little silly (Score:2, Informative)
You're aware she was in a few movies before Spiderman, right?
Like "Interview with the Vampire" when she was maybe nine, twelve years old. I can't be bothered to look up how old she was, but that movie certainly didn't focus on her breasts. I don't know her filmography, but you could look it up on IMDB if you're that interested.
Anyway...the "infamous" scene from the first Spiderman movie doesn't really have anything that risque. She was in the rain...yup, wet t-shirt contest, but
I'm suprised nobody caught (Score:2)
Personally I'm waiting for the IMAX version for that scene...
Re:Seems a little silly (Score:2)
tiny...
scenes...
in two of how many movies?
Re:Seems a little silly (Score:2)
I have always been impressed with the ability of people (generally argumentative idiots) to focus very narrowly on one particular point or sentence and ignore everything else.
Check IMDB for her recent movie history, or just think back on the movie trailers you have seen for her - she has done a lot of
Re:Seems a little silly (Score:2)
That would make you creepy.
MJ in the comic strip (Score:3, Insightful)
Dream on. (Score:3, Insightful)
Don't flame me, just look at the unccountable examples of female characters in games.
No wonder women are turned off by gaming, given the sexist nautre of the people around it.
Yeah (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Yeah (Score:2)
Re:Yeah (Score:1)
Re:Dream on. (Score:1)
Internal Server 503... (Score:2)
Please, no articles on Natalie Portman. I can't deal with the downtime.
Re:Internal Server 503... (Score:1)
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Why not cut to the chase? (Score:5, Funny)
Enemies could include a newborn (your life force is draining!), middle school boys (the devious purple nurple!), and Fundies (...harlot! Bind those objects of Satan!)
I think the solution to this 'breast obsession' is to make all game devs watch 'Showgirls' at least 20 times. I saw it once and was sick of tits for at least 2-3 hours.
Re:Why not cut to the chase? (Score:2)
Re:Why not cut to the chase? (Score:2)
Making them play all the way through Stretch Panic [1up.com] might do it too.
It was all breasts, all the time.
And the face? (Score:2)
Re:And the face? (Score:2)
rogue leader didn't use mark hammill or billy dee williams or james earl jones for the voiceovers in that game, and it's not like they're dead or something.
Re:And the face? (Score:1)
The game also features the voice of Reno 911!'s Niecy Nash [imdb.com] which is pretty neat for anyone who gives a crap.
Re:And the face? (Score:2)
Yeah right. (Score:2)
Is not a quake 3 paul steed model to put in few words.
I think this could qualify a shameless plug by dunst to say "he
Re:Yeah right. (Score:2, Informative)
DUH, she had them tone it down. That's the whole point of this "news" post.
Let me guess... (Score:4, Funny)
"Change? Yep, big change!", looking at his crotch.
Missed opportunity. (Score:2, Funny)
So... (Score:2)
She needs to think about her royalties (Score:1)
Do you think that any of the DOA games would have sold a fraction of the copies they have if all of the dimensions were accurate to real life women?
LK
Breasts should be the least of her worries... (Score:2)
Have you seen those things? Little animal teeth.