



Something Awful on G4TV 70
Reader Mantorp wrote in to mention an article over on Something Awful (reader beware) discussing the good and bad points of everyone's favorite video gaming channel, G4. Except for not mentioning Icons (which I view as a variable but generally good program), they nail the channels pros and cons dead on. From the article: "I almost wrote an update like this when the merger first happened, but it would have been purely reactionary. The resulting channel needed time to ferment for better or worse, and luckily for you it got much worse because my only backup article idea was a fake guide to an NES game based on the Herman Melville book Bartleby The Scrivener."
Can't get enough of those catch-phrases (Score:4, Funny)
Kevin: So that's how you download the newest fake nude pictures of Angelina Jolie and your "legal" (long dramatic pause to let his delicious rebellion sink in) mp3s to your PSP's memory card and your Xbox's hard drive.
Sarah: (giggles) Your hard drive sure was in my Xbox last night! If you know what I mean!
Kevin: (turns to the camera and gives a slow wink) I know how to crack your app! PEER TO PEER NETWORKING.
ROFLMAO
Re:Can't get enough of those catch-phrases (Score:4, Interesting)
Honestly, if you want tv for nerds you watch discovery or history channels. If you want tv for gamers you turn your gaming console on. If you have a few hours to sit around and you want something moving in front of your eyes but not making you think, anything from Fox News to Mtv to G4 will apply. TV as a whole is just not that worth it. There's far more content on gaming blogs or even the often shallow gaming network sites.
What is TV useful for again?
Re:Can't get enough of those catch-phrases (Score:4, Insightful)
The only use it currently has is porn. If only there was a free x-rated channel. The people want free nonstop streaming high-quality nudity.
Re:Can't get enough of those catch-phrases (Score:5, Insightful)
There was a show that covered new technology that was emerging and reviewed them once they went commercial (handy for buying a PDA at the time), and then Gamespot TV was pretty cool (becuase it was before G4TV was announced, and was actually really good.) And there were some filler shows too, but they seemed to have their own niche (for instance, Call For Help was handy if you didn't want to explain how to burn a cd to your grandmother).
In short, TechTV used to be really interesting, and the only TV I ever watched. We're all sad that it left, I suppose.
Re:Can't get enough of those catch-phrases (Score:1)
Re:Can't get enough of those catch-phrases (Score:1)
Ah Leo Laporte, where have you gone now that we need you more than ever?
-Eric
Re:Can't get enough of those catch-phrases (Score:2)
Ah Leo Laporte, where have you gone now that we need you more than ever?
There was an article [slashdot.org] posted here a week ago that answers that. Funny enough, he is now doing a podcast of Revenge of The Screen Savers [leoville.com] with Patrick Norton, Kevin Rose, and Robert Heron.
You don't need G4 to get The Screen Savers anymore (Score:2, Informative)
http://twit.tv/ [twit.tv] should be the permanent URL, but is still under construction as of this posting. http://leoville.com/blog/index.php/TLR/comments/th e-revenge-of-the-bleep/ [leoville.com] works right now.
Re:Can't get enough of those catch-phrases (Score:2)
Beggin' thah Colonel's Pardon... (Score:2, Informative)
(Oh, and a shout-out to those of you who caught the "Go Go Gophers" reference... Now there's a show which will never again see the light of day! My childhood memories of Saturday mornings brim over with laughter at shockingly politically correct depictions of Native Americans.)
Re:Beggin' thah Colonel's Pardon... (Score:1)
The headline summary called it a "book," and I was nitpicking... mostly because I was in the mood to say "Beggin' thah Colonel's pardon" to somebody.
Ambiguous title (Score:1)
Is there some new show on G4TV that's even more awful than some of their current shows? ("cheat": buy a new game, get stuck, ignore the net and game guides and hope that show covers your game soon?
P.S. It's not even called G4TV anymore, is it?
Re:Ambiguous title (Score:5, Funny)
-1, Redundant.
G4 is already something awful
Re:Ambiguous title (Score:2)
That's true of every article... yet they still have titles. It's almost as though the titles are the to serve some kind of purpose, isn't it?
If all the titles from now on were changed to "Information About Subject" your precious advice would still be true, but so would my observation.
Re:Ambiguous title (Score:1)
"Reader Mantorp wrote in to mention an article over on Something Awful (reader beware) discussing the good and bad points of everyone's favorite video gaming channel, G4."
Hmmm (Score:4, Interesting)
Pretty much agree.. (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Pretty much agree.. (Score:5, Informative)
Trust me, when Adam Sessler was solo (or with that other hot chick back when the Dreamcast was still around), the show rocked and I hated to miss it. I think it was Gamespot TV then. Then it changed names to something weird, then it changed to X-Play and started sucking like a Dyson.
Re:Pretty much agree.. (Score:2)
Re:Pretty much agree.. (Score:1)
Re:Pretty much agree.. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Pretty much agree.. (Score:2)
I SO agree with this statement. When I used to watch TechTV, Adam was mildly amusing, but mostly annoying. I much prefered Leo and Patrick, Jim Louderback [louderback.com] (the old host of Fresh Gear), Sumi Das [sumidas.tv] (the new host of Fresh Gear), and I fell in love with Kris Kosach [kriskosach.com] and Erica Hill (the latter now an anchorwoman on CNN Headline News [cnn.com]--I'm glad she made with much success!)
Now I realize that when I watched Adam back then, I only thought I knew what annoying was. From what little I've watched of G4, I now truly kn
Re:Pretty much agree.. (Score:2)
G4 is servicing the under represented 18-25 year old stoner market...
Guide (Score:1)
Can't get it (Score:1)
kate botello (Score:1)
kate botello was one of the original hosts of the screen savers along with leo. patrick norton came on after she jumped ship to go to gamespot.tv/x-play. actually, i think it became x-play when she made the conversion.
I have no pre-G4 bias...but here is my .02 (Score:3, Interesting)
Cheat pains me. That Kristin Holt is not the person for the job. I think the execs feel that all geek/gamers need is some decent looking girl repeating what was written down on a piece of paper to host the show and it'll work great. I'm 26 and that formula doesn't cut it for me anymore. I wish I could have seen Adam Sessler back when he was supposed to be good at what he does, but I missed the boat on that one. When it's him and Morgan Webb talking in those damn monotone voices doing reviews I can't imagine either of them play a crucial role in keeping X-Play alive. I need something with more personality.
The worst part of G4 is the repeat shows. I'm not talking about just reruns from the night before...or even the week before. Just today at lunch I was flipping through the channels and heard the voice of Adam Sessler talking about the future PSP...before they even knew when it would come out or how much it would cost. I know every show can't be brand new but at least keep it within a relative time range. Replaying a show that is so extremely dated doesn't work well when your dealing with something that has to stay up to date. It would be like watching reruns of the news from 5 months ago.
A feel a little attitude in this article (Score:1)
I just re-read the article and it still comes off as a lot of hate. G4 is at attempting to grow and develop better programing as they move along.
*purely speculative from
Re:A feel a little attitude in this article (Score:2)
Don't be so sure. When i submitted the story I pointed out that I found the link on digg.com which Kevin Rose is involved in.
Re:A feel a little attitude in this article (Score:1)
I've never been to digg.com but I was checking it out. It looks like any user can submit articles on digg. The G4 article was submitted by Deviant_Tech and this is the only article he has ever submitted (then again, he has only been a member since April 24th). At least it isn't Kevin Rose directly spreading an article that talks trash about him.
Here are the comments for the article on digg
http://digg.com/links/G4_What_Art_Thou? [digg.com]
Re:A feel a little attitude in this article (Score:2)
Re:A feel a little attitude in this article (Score:1)
G4 stinks (Score:1)
Article title is misleading (Score:1, Funny)
In related news, the website Something Awful has announced that they have now changed formats. From now on, visitors to somethingawful.com will be greeted with a splash screen and a redirect to a random page in the g4tv.com domain. "We have finally discovered the unlimited source of the most awful things on the internet in the g4tv.com domain, so our purpose is done," said Mr. Kyanka of the development.
SLASHDOT READING GOONS [56k install linux] (Score:2)
Re:SLASHDOT READING GOONS [56k install linux] (Score:2)
Overlooked the best show on G4! (Score:2)
Re:Overlooked the best show on G4! (Score:2)
It's not all bad (Score:1)
Then, the G4 bomb hit.
The screensavers was pillaged and plundered and all that was left was hollow remains and the logo. I am glad that they eventually rebranded it 'Attack of the Show', because it didn't resemble anything of its namesake.
However Attack of the Show is getting better, at being what it intends. A little
I was on TechTV once... (Score:2)
Re:I was on TechTV once... (Score:1)