2005's 10 Most Violent Games 59
Andy writes "The family media guide has released a statement detailing the 10 most violent videogames of 2005." Gamasutra reports: "Ironically, the games that the Family Media Guide singles out include some of the ESRB M-rated titles (not buyable by those under the age of 17) which have been most critically acclaimed so far this year, including Capcom's Resident Evil 4 (of which the site notes: 'it's possible to find the corpse of a woman pinned up on a wall -- by a pitchfork through her face' ..."
A.K.A. (Score:5, Funny)
Also Known as "My Amazon Wish List."
The list (Score:4, Informative)
Here is the list, with the games ranked in no particular order:
2005's TOP 10 ULTRA-VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES
- Resident Evil 4 - Player is a Special Forces agent sent to recover the President's kidnapped daughter. During the first minutes of play, it's possible to find the corpse of a woman pinned up on a wall -- by a pitchfork through her face.
- Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - Player is a young man working with gangs to gain respect. His mission includes murder, theft, and destruction on every imaginable level. Player recovers his health by visiting prostitutes then recovers funds by beating them to death and taking their money. Player can wreak as much havoc as he likes for no reason without progressing through the game's storyline.
- God of War - Player becomes a ruthless warrior, seeking revenge against the gods who tricked him into murdering his own family. Prisoners are burned alive and player can use "finishing moves" to kill opponents - like tearing a victim in half.
- Narc - Player can choose between two narcotics agents attempting to take a dangerous drug off the streets and shut down the KRAK cartel while being subject to temptations including drugs and money. To enhance abilities, player takes drugs including pot, Quaaludes, ecstasy, LSD and "Liquid Soul" - which provides the ability to kick enemies' heads off.
- Killer 7 - Player takes control of seven assassins who must combine skills to defeat a band of suicidal, monstrous terrorists. The game eventually escalates into a global conflict between the U.S. and Japan. Player collects the blood of fallen victims to heal himself and must slit own wrists to spray blood to find hidden passages.
- The Warriors - Based on a 70's action flick that set new standards for "artistic violence," a street gang battles its way across NYC in an attempt to reach its home turf. Player issues several commands to his gang, including "mayhem," which causes the gang to smash everything in sight.
- 50 Cent: Bulletproof - Game is loosely based on the gangster lifestyle of rapper Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson. Player engages in gangster shootouts and loots the bodies of victims to buy new 50 Cent recordings and music videos.
- Crime Life: Gang Wars - Player is the leader of a ruthless street gang, spending time fighting, recruiting new gangsters, fighting, looting, and of course, more fighting. Player can roam the streets and fight or kill anyone in sight for no apparent reason.
- Condemned: Criminal Origins - Player is an FBI serial killer hunter in one of the first titles for the Xbox 360. Game emphasizes the use of melee weapons over firearms, allowing players to use virtually any part of their environment as a weapon. The next generation graphics provide a new level of detail to various injuries, especially "finishing moves.
- True Crime: New York City - Player is a NYC cop looking for information regarding the mysterious death of a friend. Player can plant evidence on civilians and shake them down to earn extra money.
Re:The list (Score:2)
That sounds pretty violent.
Re:The list (Score:3, Funny)
Dear god. Whichever marketing executive thought this sounded like a good idea for a game really, really needs to cut down on the medication.
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Gotta love how these morons harp on at this like it's even mentioned in the game. Like your gang members say "Hit that prostitute man, she'll give you your money back" or something of the sort. These same people never mention driving injured people to hospital in an ambulance, even though the game actively DOES present this information to you. Says more about the people writing these rev
Re:The list (Score:2)
It would be interesting if there was a fully open-ended city exploration game, where you could move back and forth in a burger joint all day, attend classes at a university, or rent an appartment.
Now, you could also buy guns, stab people, visit hookers, run people over, and rape people. These actions, along with all the other actions, like flip burger and read book, would be available, and assignable to your controller, through a drop-down menu.
It'd be interesting to see the crit
Re:The list (Score:1)
- You are born
- You grow up
- You go to school
- You get your diver's license
- You get the picture
They forgot one... (Score:5, Funny)
Parents, keep your kids away from Katamari Damacy!!
Re:They forgot one... (Score:2)
misleading summary (Score:4, Informative)
Anyone can buy a game with an M-rating, unless a store chooses to enforce the ESRB system. It's voluntary, not a legal requirement*. Parents need to be aware of this, and not trust stores/government to police what games their children purchase.
*Yet. May no longer be true in your jurisdiction. Laws pending. Beware the thought police.
Re:misleading summary (Score:3, Insightful)
Plus, if you're going to post like a prick, have the courage to not post as AC.
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I don't know about you but I would rather have them going out of their way and spending their time informing parents of the games that they have a problem with than having them go to a Jack Tompson rally trying to get these games banned. Personally, I would rather have someone disagree with me in public than to make back-room deals to invalidate my opinion.
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Re:So uhhhh... where's the list? (Score:1)
Interesting difference in censoring method.. (Score:3, Interesting)
When listing "Profanity details", some words are not censored, others use "fill-in-the-blank" censoring, while others are viewed as so horrid as to be referred to only by their first letter:
"F-Word, C-word, A*s, A*shole, Balls, B*stard, B*tch, Christ, C*ck, Crap, C*m, Damn, D*ck, God Damn, Hell, Jesus, N*gger, Piss, Pr*ck, P*ssy, Screw, Sh*t, Tw*t"
I also note that though not listed in the profanity section, the "sex details" section additionally lists "tits" and "wanking"
I'm not sure what exactly this means, but I do find it fascinating. Does anyone have enough understanding of how the minds of these people work as to be able to explain this behavior?
Hmm.. I do wonder if the lameness filter will let those quotes through
Re:Interesting difference in censoring method.. (Score:4, Funny)
Take a moment and savour the delicious irony...
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Yippeee Skippeeee (Score:3, Funny)
When I was young we used all of those words, even though our video games didn't say them. I clearly remember using every one of those in the same sentence when my NES got that damn,b*stard,Sh*tty,.... blinking screen thing.
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Super Mario Brothers 3 never worked for me! And when I finally got it working, some of the images were all blocky and crap. I had a game genie though, and using that seemed to make it so I didn'
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speaking of violence... (Score:4, Funny)
- Bart [thesimpsons.com]
I'm a little ashamed to say it, but . . . (Score:1)
Has this list sold anyone else on one of these games?
It makes you wonder.... (Score:1)
Who is left motivated to notice any pain but their own? Won't even that be suitably ignored by drugs?
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Re:It makes you wonder.... (Score:1)
BLAH BLAH BLAH the sky is falling
What about adults unsuitable to have kids? (Score:2)
What I'd like to see is a published compiled list of bad parents. That way the government would know who to sterilize, and the rest of us would know who to watch out for.
Instead of a headli
Re:What about adults unsuitable to have kids? (Score:1)
Their System (Score:1)
It is more descriptive which is great (there write up that is, their classification is less), but they seem (on a sample of 1) completly in agreement with ESRB.
Inuyasha: Feudal combat (from heir front page) is:
Explicitly Violent
Explicitly Prophane and
Suggestivly sexual
No age judgement
In a system that is unclear except for maybe the red (a logo that involved a stop light might make things more clear, but white being none is still hard to squees into the metaphore).
ESRB
Teen
Urination (Score:2)
Yeah, because thank goodness in real like NO ONE under the age of 18 EVER Urinates...
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Dear Rampant Parents with Too Much Time,
If a game comes along that shows a child smoking, please IM me and I will obviously join your march to ban not only video games but any television with the possible exception o
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Dear Rampant Parents with Too Much Time,
If a game comes along that shows a child smoking, please IM me and I will obviously join your march to ban not only video games but any television with the possible exception o
OK, so anyone over 30 care to comment? (Score:2, Insightful)
1. The list seems accurate. In other words, they describe the games "as-is", without any editorializing that I can see.
2. The list is not calling for banning of the games. Every time someone mentions "violent video games", the morons among us get out the Jack Thompson Rant Guide (JTRG) and start typing.
3. The list is a tool for concerned parents. Part o
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Re:OK, so anyone over 30 care to comment? (Score:1)
1- the list does not contain many games which others (have read) do think apply to 'violent games',
Actually, this site is useful... (Score:2)
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