The Cult of the NeoPet 40
Wired is running an article examining the ups and downs of the Neopet Addiction. The overly cute online 'game' mostly consists of teaching kids to look at ads, but somehow has developed a large following online. From the article: "A generation agrees. Neopets has a staggering 25 million members worldwide. It has been translated into 10 languages and gets more than 2.2 billion pageviews per month. These dedicated Neopians spend an average of 6 hours and 15 minutes per month on the site. That makes Neopets the second-stickiest site on the Internet - ahead of Yahoo!, MSN, AOL, and eBay, according to Media Metrix. What's more, its demographics are the stuff of marketers' dreams: Four out of five Neopians are under age 18, and two out of five are under 13." Relatedly, Kotaku has a quick blurb about the Scientology backdrop against which this cuteness is projected. Update: 12/09 19:14 GMT by Z : Fixed broken link. There's a bug there, methinks.
One good thing about this (Score:1)
Re:One good thing about this (Score:2)
Just say no! (Score:2)
This is your brain on neopets: :(
Re:Just say no! (Score:1)
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I'm actually just a script.
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Re:Just say no! (Score:1)
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It's not a lie. It's the truth with lossy compression.
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correct link (Score:3, Informative)
Not exactly a dream (Score:2)
That is not exactly a marketer's dream. Mid-20s with high income is a marketer's dream. They're happy to settle for middle-class under-30. Under 18 and there is usually a limit to how much you can milk kids for, in terms of their weekly disposable income (above which there is the parental filter) vs. the disposable income of post-college people.
Re:Not exactly a dream (Score:2)
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Neopets Founders? (Score:4, Interesting)
The Scientology angle's pretty interesting, and the echos of Scientology-speak with their management were positively eerie. I've come close to crossing swords with that group in the past, and I must say I'm not keen on doing so in the future.
I have to say, it's a very clever concept. It's worth visiting just to look at the bizarre creatures they've created. You don't need to sign up and sacrifice your body thetans to them in order to take a look.
Fortunately.
D
(I ran an anti-Scientology site until I found that dealing with the anti-cult was almost as life absorbing as actually being in Scientology
Re:Neopets Founders? (Score:3, Insightful)
Given that there's nothing Scientology-related about the NeoPets game, that the internal work practices there seem to be at worst weird and that the Scientology angle only came up from someone looking to (mildly) badmouth the company -- I don't see any need to "cross swords" with people who are minding their own business and certainly not harming you.
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Is it really that surprising? (Score:3, Interesting)
Not only that, but in schools, I read a lot of school studies about kids getting in trouble for playing Yahoo games or AOL games in classes with computers in front of them. With Neopets, you get all those games with a new skin and it appears to give you rewards for them as well. Even if kids end up buying the merchandise later, a big reason that Neopets does so well is because they have so many things that appear to reward you for using their web services with no fees up front. And their so damn cute!
I should know, I've seen people kicked out of computer labs in college for playing on Neopets when people were trying to finish their finals. Its rather creepy.
Re:Is it really that surprising? (Score:1)
If I get just a few more neopoints, (Score:2)
Re:"Relatedly" is a perfectly cromulent word. (Score:2)
Standard word formation using a normal suffix. Sorry to break it to you, but English does that.
("Irregardless," on the other hand, is using the prefix improperly, as "regardless" itself already means "without regard," so "without without regard" makes no sense.)
Re:"Relatedly" is a perfectly cromulent word. (Score:2)
related
One entry found for related.
Main Entry: related
Function: adjective
1 : connected by reason of an established or discoverable relation
2 : connected by common ancestry or sometimes by marriage
3 : having close harmonic connection -- used of tones, chords, or tonalities
- relatedly adverb
- relatedness noun
SCIENTOLOGY (Score:1, Flamebait)
From the kotaku [kotaku.com] link:
"Adam and Donna are nice people, in and of themselves.
The negative aspects of NeoPets, all came from the side
of Scientology-Oriented business structure/psyche. From
the very get-go, any employee who applies for a job,
will be faced with a couple of personality screening
tests. I shit you not, I had a more comfortable time
with my SAT's in high school! A lot of people make fun
of Scientologists in an ignorant sort of way; they don't
really know what goes on behind the curtains, but
Virual pets are still around?!? (Score:2)
No time (Score:1)
Re:No time (Score:1)
Sure. Can you mail one to Maine?
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Freaking Scientologists... (Score:3, Funny)
We actually did a bit [frontrowcrew.com] about this story last night on GeekNights [frontrowcrew.com].
They typically have their people sitting at little tables in the subways of NYC offering "free stress tests" and copies of Dianetics, hoping to get new converts. Every time I pass them, I take the time to stop and explain to the people they've ensnared that it's a cult. It's scary how many people don't know.
Typical example:
Me: Scientology is a cult. "You know that, right? They believe in an ancient alien named Xenu who exploded the souls of other murdered aliens with H-Bombs billions of years ago. They take your money."
Prospective Scientologist: "What? Wow... Thanks for the warning." -leaves-
Scientologst Asshole: "Hey! You can't say things like that! I'll call the fucking police! Leave NOW or I'll call the police! We're not a cult! It's slander to say we're a cult!"
Me: "The police, eh? Yes, why don't you call them? I'll stick around and wait."
They never actually call the police, but I wish they would sometime. I'd love to see these geniuses attempt to explain to a cop just what illegal act I was committing. "He was telling people about us!" "He says Scientology is a cult!"
So do a good deed. Spread [scientology-kills.org] the word [wikipedia.org] about scientology [xenu.net].
Teaching kids to look at ads? (Score:1)
I don't remember there being any ads when i first signed up, but then that was a while back.
Re:Teaching kids to look at ads? (Score:1)
That must've been at least 5 years ago.
Owned and operated by Scientologists. (Score:1)
Wow (Score:1)
They never did get that feature up