Zen and the Art of Guitar Hero 220
An anonymous reader writes "Julian Murdoch over at GamersWithJobs.com has what can only be described as a piece of liturgy, proclaiming a religious experience at his local Best Buy as he watches someone beat 'Through the Fire and the Flames' on Expert in Guitar Hero 3. 'At 6 minutes in, a small crowd has formed, perhaps 15 of us. His sravaka — his disciples — look nervously at us, absorbing the distractions, protecting him a bubble of calm. There is complete silence. Even my son is staring slackjawed, like he does in church during communion, not understanding the content of the ritual but understanding the tone and sacredness of the space.'"
Cue in Southpark jokes... (Score:5, Funny)
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Then, by deduction, if no one on slashdot laughs, there's no need to mod him funny.
Re:Cue in Southpark jokes... (Score:5, Funny)
Probably not, but it's still a talking tree, and that's worth something.
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Well, the human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vaccuuming systems, so you ought be careful not to annoy your audience too much
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Step 2) ???
Step 3) Profit!
Open-source GH clone (Score:2, Informative)
The only downside is the lack of licensed songs. There looks to be a pretty good community with lots of user-crea
I've noticed something (Score:5, Insightful)
Just have a guitar near you and get laid! (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/105596028.html [craigslist.org]
Cyanide and Happiness Webcomic (Score:4, Funny)
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I never once thought that everything in life revolved around getting laid!
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Survive.
Reproduce.
That's all there is. The rest is just a layer of abstraction.
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That's nothing new... (Score:5, Interesting)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS7hkwbKmBM [youtube.com]
Wait! Ive seen this before? (Score:5, Funny)
was he deaf, dumb, and blind?
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Just doesn't sound the same.
Gah, at best buy? Why? (Score:2)
More rhythm gaming mania (Score:2)
Human Sequencer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLJTZJ2Sevk&feature=related [youtube.com]
Nageki no Ki: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf3r7gatAiA&NR=1 [youtube.com]
Not nearly as long as TTFAF, but 2000 notes in 2 minutes is quite a thing to behold.
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Plus, DDR has doubles mode where you have to dance across two pads. (Crowds will often form when I do that.) Some rare arcades have quad mode where you
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All the best games have simple objectives.
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Including the game that is woman. I know the objective but have yet to score.
To tell you the truth, I don't even understand the rules.
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I was really thinking more in terms of the "barrier to entry", like you said. Any idiots can form a garage band nowadays that will actually play a few performances before someone notifies them of how badly they suck, so why do they play Guitar Hero instead? Because "real guitars are for old people"?
On the other hand, very few people ever get to seriously take up a sport. I can understand why someone would want to pretend they made it to the NFL, whereas pretending to play guitar at some random party seems much more like being too lazy to learn to really play guitar at some random party.
Then again, being a dancer with good speaking and singing voices, I guess I may have underestimated the level of inborn talent needed to form a competent musical group.
Well, here's the thing: Nobody can do everything for real. There's just no time. People choose the things they're gonna do with their life: and once they've filled that schedule of stuff, they can't necessarily add more stuff, no matter how easy it is to learn. "Oh, learn some Assembler. It's not that hard." Sure, but if you're already busy doing a dozen other things...
Don't think of Rock Band as a substitute for starting a real band - think of it as what it is, a game. People play it and they have f
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Isn't that all any video game is really?
But we see the exceptions if we think about it and that's why there is a current trend in gaming. Namely the Wii and Guitar Hero. We're use to the game pad or WASD controls. The Wii and Guitar Hero leads us to a different style of play that is exciting to people. For Guitar Hero it's people's chance to play on a "real" guitar without the years of practice it would take to play these same songs for real.
In the case of the Wii people are all up on a different controller style too. The idea of waving one's hand and making something happen on-screen is a form of magic to most people.
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From the perspective of 'real' musicians, memorization is very common. Just about anything I played in a concert was memorized. Sheet music was up for reference only. You're watching a condu
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"If you could go through and memorize the hundreds and even thousands of notes on all of the songs, then you would be some sort of... memorizing guy with lots of stuff memorized."
Um, how do you think real guitarists play real guitars? There's no screen showing me what notes to play when I'm on stage with my band. And I know far more songs than you'll find in all the GH games combined. I guess I'm some sort of... memorizing guy with lots of stuff memorized.
Trying to follow the notes on screen at the high
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1) Turn the music up. Obviously, if you can't hear yourself think, you can't hear the guitar click.
2) Be gentle. The clicking spring only makes noise if you hammer on the strum button or release it quickly. I can play on hard and expert, only moving the strum button a small degree of it's full range of motion, just enough to trigger the switch in the guitar, without the clicking.
3) It isn't the
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And if you take it in a different direction, and are trying to play the game 100% technically perfect, the clicking is a good indication tha
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Especially if said someone is a cute girl (or guy, depending on how your attractions lie).
But, then again, most games weren't meant to be watched, they were meant to be played.
Prince of Persia is an exception.
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(And Simon was more memory, and less rhythm based.)
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Johann Sebastian Bach
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Kid who is very skilled at a game decides to play the game on the demo unit at the store. Kid does very well. A few people stop for a few seconds to watch him play, as people tend to do when others are playing the demo units, especially if they're doing well. Kid finishes playing, one or two people clap briefly, people leave.
The rest is just storytelling. The author was impressed by someone who was obviously far better at the game than he could ever be, but he was being a little
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A guy goes out fishing. He catches a marlin. As he is bringing it home, sharks eat it.
The rest is just storytelling. The author was clearly being melodramatic.
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Tell yourself that the next time that it's ESPN or ESPN2 or The NFL channel or any other number of sports channels that guys gladly pay money to see people playing a game. It's a big business.
Granted, the story is a bit gonzo but every game has it's fans that are going to make it out to be more than it is. Why not let the geeks be happy about it for a minute.
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The kid is probably not the Roger Federer of GH... (Score:5, Insightful)
But TFA reminded me of this piece [nytimes.com].
Tennis is also a "damned game," but fans of the sport know it can be a venue for people to do amazing, humbling things. I don't play Guitar Hero, so I wouldn't appreciate the performance in the Best Buy. I expect that as a GH fan, the author had the same experience that millions of tennis fans have had watching Roger dominate the men's tour for the last half-decade. Think about the last time you were wowed at a concert, or at an art museum. Think about touring one of Europe's beautiful cathedrals. There's a reason that they build them that big, and that beautiful. The architecture, and the art all around you, helps people find God. Tennis and Guitar Hero can be art too, and can have the same effect if you know what you're seeing.
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When the local Macs Milk. We got the first video game.
Kids were crammed around it for hours. Fascinated by what was happening.
It doesn't happen so much anymore, because they is not so much a public display of skill.
I think that is why the pro-gamer thing has taken off.
There is an audience because the people that were looking at these people playng that game, are the ones who are the spectators.
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Joshua Bell, one of the foremost violin players on the planet, with a Strad, incognito at a D.C. metro station can't get more than 5 people to stop and listen while he plays.
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When I am trying to catch a train it wouldn't matter *who* was playing - if I miss my train and am late to work it'll matter a whole lot more.
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J.S. Bach
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But it's so COOL to look jaded and cynical! (Score:5, Insightful)
You know what's cooler than jaded cynicism? Enthusiasm. We don't want to hear how you could have done it better. Show us. We don't need you to point out that it's "been done." Do it, or don't, but don't shit on our graham crackers and call it a s'more.
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You are absolutely correct. Now that I'm a bit older I look at all the 'cool' hyper-cynical friends that I used to hang around with. They haven't done much with their lives, because creating something new necessitates a bit of risk, and oh god, what if you fail? Then all the other jaded and cynical folks you hang out with might make fun of you.
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From your post, it's clear that you live in an empty world, devoid of friends, human connection, and meaning. Your pain and anger are so great you lash out anonymously against anyone who seems to be positive, because we show wh
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How much therapy have you tried? I've been in therapy for years on and off and I'm better off than I was. Your pain and anger are there for a reas
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Like the people who "freestyle" DDR. It draws people over to watch the monkey dance then some stick around to try the game and/or talk to the player (who may or may not be a jerk about it).
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But that's not the point, anyway. The reason people play guitar hero is because it's fun. It's fun like karaoke night at your local bar, and a party video game all at once.
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Comparing playing GH to learning a real instrument is missing the point.
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They're two completely different things. I've played guitar for 20 years and I can play most of the tracks in Guitar Hero on a real guitar. I've also five starred every song on expert in every Guitar Hero game (with the exception of Jordan and TTFATF).
Guitar Hero is fun. It's not the same as playing a real instrument, nor will it give you the skills you need to play a real instrument. It's a blast in itself and great fun if you have friends over (or play online). When playing at expert level, most of the songs are actually way more difficult to play on Guitar Hero than they are on a real guitar (granted, to someone who can already play) because of the limited button interface, this just serves to make it even more satisfying when you pull it off.
I suggest you try it with an open mind before you knock it - you might just find you enjoy it. Just see it for what it is - an excellent piece of entertainment.
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Here's me thinking "gee, you must be so old if you've been playing guitar for 20 years", then I worked out that its been 21 years since I first picked up a guitar... so now I'm feeling old.
Difference between you and me is that my guitar playing is like my handwriting: I might have been doing it for a long time, but its still all scribbly and unreadable.
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Bullshit. It took me weeks just to be able to hold down 12 open chords and one barre chord without muting the other strings. Just getting my hands used to such strange positions is an exercise in pain and frustration.
It took me 30-45 minutes to be able to play GH at medium without many failed songs.
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I started playing my instrument in 1989. I'm now pretty good, but I'd still consider myself a "B-list" player. There are people who are far superior than me. (I play the euphonium. Technically, I play the Baritone Horn, but if I say that, people always say, "the sax?") I can still play the full range of my instrument, get higher than most other players, and I can circular breathe. I can also sing reasonably well. None of my musical talent was gained over a few months. It takes YEARS of dedicated practice to get good.
My brother started playing bass guitar at about the same time. He's been able to land a few paying gigs. He's quite talented but has spent almost all of his time in the last decade playing guitar.
Guitar Hero (like almost any other game) is an escapist fantasy game. That's all there is to it. And when you really get down to it, it's really just Simon with a really slick wrapper.
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There was an interesting post on Penny Arcade [penny-arcade.com] a few days ago about just exactly this sort of mentality. Now, I'm not going to be an asshole about it like Tycho was, but really you're missing the point. And I say this as an avid player of Guitar Hero who has had seven years of formal spanish classical guitar training. The two are similar exercises, and I feel sometimes when I'm playing Guitar Hero that I instinctively play like I play a real guitar, but it's not really the same and both are satisfying for di
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You're obviously never played Guitar Hero.
Likewise, they wouldn't want to have any real talent
This says it all [ctrlaltdel-online.com].
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http://www.fretlight.com/ [fretlight.com]
All you need to do is figure out how to get a driver for this to work with
frets-on-fire.
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Because you don't have to match pitch on a real guitar either (except when checking that the strings are in tune). Like in GH, on a real guitar, you just have to press between two frets, and it's designed so that the string is shortened to the right length for that pitch.
You must be thinking of a violin/viola/cello/bass.
That's not to say they couldn't make it *more* like a guitar. E.g. have six rows of buttons
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And it's a poorly thought-out thing to say in the first place. Why don't Tony Hawk players go out and actually skateboard? Why don't DDR players just go find a real dancefloor? Why don't Madden players grab a real football?
Because the video games are FUN, so SHUT UP.