Microsoft Buys Motion-Detection Technology 65
DaMan1970 writes with news that Microsoft has purchased 3DV Systems, a company that specializes in motion detection technology. When early reports of this deal appeared last week, it led to speculation that this could be part of Microsoft's plans for future gaming technology. 3DV itself has been focused on the gaming market. "Now that graphics have become so advanced, it explains, the key to making a real difference lies in how you can control the game. The ZCam lets players control the game using body gestures alone, rather as PlayStation's EyeToy does, or Microsoft's Vision or Nintendo's Wii. 3DV Systems argues that its system is better than these, adding that you don't have to wear anything."
Who cares? (Score:4, Funny)
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Right. That was my first thought. Now, presumably this device is more advanced than the Wii, so we'll see what Microsoft is able to make of it. I feel pretty confident that most games in 5-10 years will have a Wii-like interface, given the direction of the industry.
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the key to making a real difference lies in how you can control the game
No the key difference is to make easy to handle the control. The Wii was successful because it reached out to a new market (i.e. people who don't play video games because it's too difficult/expensive). You can still make use of buttons alone and accomplish that (for example: guitar hero). I personally think that they should go the route of integration with the PC. It could be multipurpose to speed up PC games as well, and I'd much rather play halo 4 or halo wars with a mouse rather than wave some wand at th
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You can still make use of buttons alone and accomplish that (for example: guitar hero).
Actually Guitar Hero is a great example of a custom controller making the game work. Ever tried playing it with just a standard controller? Nope, me neither.
Multi-purpose (Score:2, Funny)
It will also be useful for detecting incoming projectiles, i.e. chairs thrown by Steve Ballmer.
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And for tracking Vista sales
Best used by... (Score:3, Insightful)
It's rather a pity Slashdot's jokes and memes do not come with an expiration date.
It would make for clearer thinking:
Oh, the humanity: Windows 7's draconian DRM? [arstechnica.com]
You know you've reached rock bottom when every Microsoft-bashing story from kdawson is met with gales of laughter across the Internet.
Vista is close to taking 25% of the client OS market: Top Operating System Share Trend [hitslink.com]
Linux has yet to scratch its way into the single digit.
OEM Vista is the 64 Bit OS that runs on
Great comeback there, kid. (Score:2)
Is this the best you can do?
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It's so Clippy can get out of my way when I throw my chair at him.
"It looks like you're trying to kill the help assistant!"
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It will also be useful for detecting incoming projectiles, i.e. chairs thrown by Steve Ballmer.
Question for the people that spent a mod point calling this funny: Do you still laugh at Lewinski jokes?
from where? (Score:1, Funny)
Did they get the money to buy this from the laid off workers?
Re:Quick link... (Score:4, Informative)
Huh.. (Score:2, Funny)
Microsoft buys technology rather than develops it. (Score:2, Insightful)
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Well... kind of.
Microsoft do develop a lot of technology on their own, through their research division. However, none of that ever ends up in a shipping product, because it was developed in complete isolation with no regard as to whether or not the technology might actually be useful.
The only technology in a shipping product that Microsoft develop themselves tends to be re-implementations of existing technology - stuff like the Windows NT kernel (they bought the team that developed VMS, and had them re-impl
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.NET is more like Python, in some ways.
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Correcting you there: you can run Python on it, but .NET is not "like" Python and neither is .NET "like" Java..
http://www.codeplex.com/Wiki/View.aspx?ProjectName=IronPython [codeplex.com]
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the only thing I Know MS R&D has come up with is Songsmith...
Oh great: (Score:1, Redundant)
adding that you don't have to wear anything
As if LAN parties weren't bad enough, now I have to frag pimply boys who haven't even got the decency to cover up their jingly bits? On top of that, rather than hearing clicks of mice and taps of keyboards, now you will get to hear fat out of breath kids as they wave and flail about (with their jingly bits flapping in the wind).
That's just put a dampner on your next night of playing Left 4 Dead eh?
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That's just put a dampner on your next night of playing Left 4 Dead eh?
Not really. Fat out of breath kids waving and flailing about, jingly bits flapping in the wind, especially with an appropriate lack of hygiene...
Sounds like about the most immersive Left 4 Dead ever -- playing with people who look and smell just like real live zombies!
Windows 7 Activation (Score:4, Funny)
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My keyboard is now covered in coffee.
That would never have happened if I had this tech in place. I would have spat all over the floor/screen/ZCam.
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Don't tell EA!
The check-box (Score:2)
Activation.
Ballmer throwing chairs.
Clippy.
Vista sales.
Have I missed anything?
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You got me there. I tend to spell "meme." with an "i" and not an "e." But "idee fixe" seems just too French.
uh oh (Score:1)
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They still won't have suntans, good nutrition, social skills, or usable vision. We don't have anything to worry about.
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You don't need social skills to fire a gun -- in fact, lack of social skills may help there. The less interaction with fellow human beings, the less empathy.
Good nutrition, maybe not -- but it's not like that's hard. They do make protein bars which taste every bit as good as the kind of crap snacks you'd be eating. Coffee instead of coke means less sugar, and cheaper.
Suntans, oh well, give em sunscreen, and makeup (blackface even) if they need it for camo purposes. But if they're healthier, more physically
Great (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Great (Score:4, Funny)
"Do you need help with that?"
Too much effort (Score:4, Funny)
Here I am, all excited about the Wii with the prospect of having a game console with only 3 main buttons to push! Shaped just like a TV remote and requiring the same amount of effort. And what does Nintendo do? They make it so you have to wave the bloody thing around which requires even more effort then using the Atari Jaguar and its over 15 buttons controller!!!!
I think I'm going to take an asprin and lay down for a while. Call me when mind-controlled games are available on a console.
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...the SNES with its 4 button controller...
SNES has 6 buttons and a D-Pad. First system with index finder buttons, L & R.
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The Atari VCS had it right. Only one button requiring minimal effort. Then came the NES with its 2 button "joy pad". That wasn't so bad until the SNES with its 4 button controller came out and the Sega with its 6 button Mega Drive/Genesis II controller. I think my head will explode if I start talking about the amount of buttons included on the Atari Jaguar controller!
Defender [wikipedia.org], arcade version. And if that's not complex enough, Stargate [wikipedia.org], arcade version.
Yet another Microsoft innovation! (Score:1, Troll)
"It's great we have Microsoft be innovative in ways that small and unknown companies can't be, isn't it?", said Steve Ballmer at a press conference.
When someone pointed out the obvious, Ballmer threw their chair at them.
Playstation Eye (Score:2)
You don't wear anything for that either. A camera just tracks your movement.
Hmm... hmm? (Score:1)
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Maybe running on the spot and sudden jerks of the hands to indicate "recoil"? Either that or hook in an audio system and get the user being even more stupid by yelling "bang" for each shot.
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Maybe running on the spot and sudden jerks of the hands to indicate "recoil"? Either that or hook in an audio system and get the user being even more stupid by yelling "bang" for each shot.
Real Men [imdb.com] the videogame?
Good at seperating background from player? (Score:2)
Wex-box? (Score:1)
coming soon (Score:1)
My first thought when seeing the title (Score:2)